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    • There once was a man named Dangerous Dave who found a dead whore in a cave. He had to admit it smelled like shit, but look at the money he saved!
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    • There once was a women I knew / Who'd spend her whole life in a shoe. / As part of a gimmick / for some stupid limerick / and there wasn't a thing she could do.
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    • There once was a guy named Bobby, he worked at Hobby Lobby. He wears skinny jeans, he eats baked beans, and he lives at home with his mommy. -7th Grade me
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    • There once was a poet named Dan - whose limericks just didn’t scan - when told this was so, - he said “yes I know,” - “maybe that’s because I stuff as many words into the last line as I possibly can.”
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    • In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, gently caressing his madam. Great was his mirth, for on all the Earth, there were only two balls and he had 'em.
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    • There were rhymes in the comments below./ I though, I'll give it a go!/ but as soon as I started,/ my brain shid and farted./ now I've got nothing to show.
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    • There once was a man from Peru Who's limericks all ended on line two
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    • Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red Who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade As he told of bold battles and gold he had made
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    • There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red Who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead
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    • There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true. -Gary the Snail
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    • "There once was a lady from Lynn, who was so exceedingly thin, that when she essayed to drink lemonade she slid down the straw and fell in." I read this limerick in a dictionary once and I've always remembered it.
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    • There was an old man from Limerick, who was completely unaware of the short often humorous poems that shared the same name as his hometown.
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    • How many people think that’s pronounced “you”
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    • there once was a man named dave. he kept a dead whore in his cave. she smelt like shit and was missing a tit, but look at the money he saved
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    • Our boy Sab has committed no crimes, but that Jew hoarded shekels and dimes, so he took his own life when he whipped out his knife and he fell on it 41 times.
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