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    • Whenever I sleep in my own bed, I still sleep with a stuffed animal I had since I was 8. It just helps me get to sleep tbh.
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    • I walk into my pitch black closest around 11:30 PM every night with a small bowl of white rice and set it down. The rice is always gone in the morning. I stopped doing this for a week once when I was 13 and my dog went missing. Plus the scratching from behind my door gets annoying when I forget.
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    • Ever since I was a preteen I like to beat my meat furiously before bed every night
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    • I hold my breath when I walk past people because I don’t want to breathe their exhales
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    • I still fuck my pillow
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    • I still draw teeth and eyes on the > or the < signs cuz the alligator thing remember?
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    • Whenever it happens, I whisper "showtime" to myself right before I throw up. If I don't, my body just won't vomit and I'll dry heave
      caittato 7 apr
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    • I always, and I mean always used to sleep with covers over my head to protect me from things that go bump in the night. I'm not scared of the dark now, but I still feel vulnerable if my head is not covered and takes me awhile to go to sleep.
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    • I still shit my pants at night
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    • Being nice to inanimate objects
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    • Every time I've ever come across a new word I say it in an effort to say every word there is. Been doing it longer than I can remember
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    • When I get like little bags of M&M’s, Skittles or other candies, I would stick them in between the couch cushions, and later I would sit down, pull it out and just eat them. My parents would never know where I got them, and they would go nuts trying to find out what was going on.
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    • One time i rubbed my penis and it felt super good and i got hella tired 😪👌ive been doing it ever since.
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    • I eat my food in order from lest favorite part to favorite part. (Crust first then middle sandwich, skittles by flavor, etc)
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    • I masturbate with my left hand even though im right handed. Haven't been able to it with my right hand since I was a child
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    • Licking the top foil of yogurt or pudding cups.
      Bsquilly 2 apr
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    • I piss in random places around the house because im angry about the divorce
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    • Whenever taking a walk, if there is chalk drawings of any kind on the sidewalk, I'll do whatever I can to not step on it. Used to get so mad when I saw people walk on mine growing up.
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    • Idk if it’s considered a ritual or not but my uncle still butt fucks me when he visits
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    • When i was 6 i almost died because of my liver dont remember the name never asked but my mom got me a stuffed animal and i take him everywhere with my and always sleep with him....im 17
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    • If I ever go to a place that has a tile floor that is two different colors I automatically choose one color as I walk in and I can only step on that color every time I go there. Doesn’t matter how long it’s been since I’ve been there and the only way to stop myself is consciously force it
      Caluak 1 apr
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    • Beat my meat every night
      Tokishi 1 apr
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    • My mom used to rub my back when I was a kid to make me feel better and now my gf rubs my back when Im stressed out
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    • Pull my pants down to my ankles when I piss
      Dupwe 3 apr
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    • I still don't sleep with my feet towards the edge of the bed. Thats how the demons get your toes
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    • Anything that looks even remotely like a weapon, I act like it’s a weapon
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    • Run down the stairs before the toilet finishes flushing so "it" does not get you
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    • Yes that’s a nice stick let’s take that stick
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    • Run up the stairs on all fours but that's just alpha male shit if you ask me
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    • I stone a random villager to death in my town every year with the whole community
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    • I take a shit (in the toilet) while the shower runs because my anxiety doesn't want people to know when i take a shit.
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    • Whenever I use the bathroom I check behind the shower curtains
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    • I push down those little things on soda cup lids at fast food places
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    • When I walk into the bathroom I check behind the shower curtains. I'm not even afraid of someone being there it's just force of habit at this point
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    • Whenever I see a glass bottle, I pick it up. Not to help the environment or anything, just cause the first time I did a big ass pitbull almost killed me and smashing its face in with the bottle saved my life
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    • When I was younger I was superstitious as all hell so I would routinely step around a grave because I felt I was being disrespectful if I stepped on the ground directly above the burial site. I also would routinely give roses to graves that didnt have any flowers. Still do that Tbh.
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    • Wht dont you just chuck over the side of the mountain?
      awowo 6 apr
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    • Who else sleeps with a blanket on no matter how hot it is?
      Euterpe 6 apr
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    • Gotta poop shirtless.
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    • Everytime I find a tails up penny, I flip it over to change it's luck for the next person who finds it
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    • I spell out ‘because’ in my head like ‘big elephants cant always understand small elephants’
      oustet 3 apr
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    • Jerk off
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    • I never mistreat or throw away stuff like old phones or earbuds because I think I’ll hurt their feelings
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    • Every time I go hiking I would to to a high point and find Rocks and YEET them,even if there wasn't a lake
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    • I can’t sleep without my cartoons and I’m 16 and my stuffie I will hug him until I’m going to sleep then I put him on the other side of the bed on the pillow cover him with the blanket and tell him goodnight and to please not kill me in my sleep
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    • I still suck my uncles dick every other Friday
      Billothy 2 apr
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    • Hold my breath passing a graveyard so I don’t get possessed
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    • Masturbating to my mom's Sears catalog
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    • I still close my closet door and keep a baseball bat in my room. That way if the girl from Poltergeist wants my soul she better be ready to catch these hands
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    • I’ve always had to sleep with the fan on. It’s wack to sleep with it off, it can be freezing outside and I’ll still have my fan on for the noise
      t_nahi 2 apr
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    • Tap the top of soda cans before opening them. I used to think it would help it not fizz up when I opened it.
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    • I can't sleep with mirrors facing me while I sleep or else my dreams will summon a doorway through which all manor of demonic beings will enter and wreak havoc on my life for the next seven years or until I make a sacrifice.
      Salty13 2 apr
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    • I sleep on the furthest side of bed from the door always
      brent68 2 apr
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    • Still to this day, I cant go to bed without the closet completely shut, despite the fact that I now know there arent any monsters in there...
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    • I run up their stairs on all fours
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    • Y’all ever think about how if you pick up a rock in the woods and then put it down again you could be the only person in human history to touch that rock, ever?
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    • Whenever I’m eating rotini at home, I swallow one whole because I was imitating when Simba swallowed a grub whole in the Lion King
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    • I use my hands to squish my sandwich before I eat it. I have no idea why.
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    • Peggles 1 apr
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    • It's more of a habit but I'm a 19 year old dude with long hair and I twirl my hair like a girl. It's always calmed me down, been doing it my entire life.
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    • I run up the stairs after turning the lights off.
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    • I snap the clip on every pen or mechanical pencil that I come into contact with.
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    • I wet my toothbrush before I put toothpaste on it, then again afterwards
      Lythicus 1 apr
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    • I use slurpee straws as little shovels to eat the depleted ice at the bottom of the cup, for some reason that's weird to everyone I know.
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    • Masturbate.
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    • I still squash the shit from my diaper up to my neck
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    • When i sleep I have to hug something I usually hug my soft ass cat plush or pillow
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    • Eat the grain part of Lucky Charms so I ends up with multiple spoonsfuls of marshmallows and milk
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    • Jack off before going to sleep
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    • I still try to make it to my bed as quickly as possible when I turn off the lights
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    • I still imagine gravity switching and having to try not to fall
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    • Count by 5s when changing tv volume
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    • I still wake up every day wanting to die.
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    • I keep my hands in my pockets when I walk by strangers cause I’m worried I’ll get pickpocketed
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    • Whenever my dad beats me, I cry and beg him to stop. lol one of those weird things that just became a habit I still haven’t lost.
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    • Cant fall asleep without violently thrashing in my bed for anywhere between 1-6 hours.
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    • I use plastic cereal bowls with the straw cereal just doesn't taste right to me in a normal bowl idk why
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    • I drink the leftover milk out of cereal bowls one spoonful at a time. I’ve never known why I do this but I probably always will
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    • When I was a kid I hid drawings in my dad’s laptop bag every single day. I live in a different state now but whenever I’m home For a visit I still do it
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    • I pop the bubbles on soda cup lids. Always.
      KyleRon 2 apr
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    • Almost 30 but ai still hall ass when I turn off the basement light
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    • I still jerk off in peoples bathroom when i go to their house
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    • I think if the rock were to ever gain conciousness it wouldn't remember where it had been before and no matter where it is, it would probably be like "I'm a fucking rock...."
      geexd125 2 apr
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    • I don't step on the cracks of the sidewalks or I'm gay
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    • Masturbate
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    • i cannot sleep with the fan off and i cannot sleep if the doors aren’t closed on my closet
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    • What if where you put the rock where it originally started so all you did was restart it’s journey
      dman3903 2 apr
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    • I perch on the toilet seat to poop cause squatting is the best way to poop, when I'm done i dig the rest out with my fingers. I've never been constipated.
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    • i need to have background noise so i alway have my fan or ac on, and I've done it all my life and just gotten used to it.. its creepy having them off
      SendMe 2 apr
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    • Weird thing I’ve done since I was a kid is eat my PB&J sandwiches without the crust. Idk why it’s the only sandwich I hate with crust.
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    • I try to eat cereal together so I don’t take individual flakes from it’s family
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    • I still sing the ABCs in my head when i brush my teeth; front, tops, and backs, everytime.
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    • My mother told me to be thankful to the service industry because they had to deal with people who were terrible. So I write thank you on disposable napkins whenever I finish my meal at a restaurant.
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    • For some reason every time I go diving in the ocean (It’s a big thing for my entire family) I always see a crab (not just a tiny one) and I always go to pet it so now crabs are just my thing now and starting to be my family’s
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    • If we go hiking we challenge each other to carry the biggest sticks we can find, I one time held a 5 foot log during our 3 day long hike ever since I picked it up 1 hour after we started. I still had the biggest stick
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    • This man is nicer to rocks than I am to humans
      Hikey679 1 apr
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    • I just shit in the shower
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    • Maybe it liked it’s spot you little fucknut
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