• Tyler Scheid
= @Apocalypto_12
When "scary" movie lines become
reality #2020
4 Dazzy
Disneyworld opening today:
I'll kill a thousand children
before I let my economy die
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    • “I’ll kidnap a thousand children before I’d let this company die”
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    • Not the line or reality
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    • If you don’t want the virus then just don’t go to fuckin Disneyland. Companies can’t just shut down all year they have to make money
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    • the line is actually "i'll kidnap a thousand children before i let this company die" but whatever, i'm sure changing around the facts to benefit yourself wont make people view you as shifty and untrustworthy in the long run :)
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    • But protesting to defund the police is totally okay because Coronavirus takes a day off for the cause
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    • The problem with the "only 1% mortality rate" argument is that it assumes that either you die or you are totally fine. Also, if 1% die that's still 3.3 million people
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    • Why change the line to economy? The real line actually worked better, this makes no sense in comparison
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    • Guys trust DazzyTheMermaid she would know
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    • So is everything just supposed to stay closed forever?
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    • These people act like fuck tons of people don't die in long, drawn out, painful ways from economic collapse. Being unable to provide food for your children, let alone shelter, because of economic disaster? I'll happily take covid to avoid that nightmare.
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    • Kids *starve because their parents cannot go to work and unemployment is completely overwhelmed* the media: “At least they didn’t catch CoVID, remain perfectly fine, and get antibodies for it needed for herd immunity. That would have been bad because it would make fear mongering harder to do!”
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    • Hating President Trump isn't a personality
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    • You insufferable mongoloids don’t understand aftermath consequences. A destroyed economy would cause thousands of people to die and basically be ruined and have shitty lives not worth living. It’s not one or the other. It’s stopping the spread while protecting the economy. Fucking faux liberals
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    • Feature team today:
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    • Ummm, children aren't at risk from COVID. People who are at risk need to stay the fuck home so the rest of the world can function
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    • Hmm yes better shut down the world over a virus with less than 1% death rate. Time to wear a mask too that people are saying doesnt work but remember, “it’s to save others”. Shutting down the economy is worse than the virus.
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    • most of these people also don’t understand that people won’t be able to pay medical bills if the economy collapses. they won’t be able to afford food, housing, insurance, dental care, etc. if they lose their jobs because companies can’t afford to hire new workers or even keep the ones they have.
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    • I’m just gonna throw this out there. We tried quarantine, it didn’t work. No reasonable person should believe it’ll work this time. We also do need to get people working and the economy restarted. I say, fuck everyone, survival of the fittest. That IS the point of viruses. Most people will survive.
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    • If you’re worried, then don’t go.
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    • Erm, kids aren't the ones at risk? But y'all don't actually care about the science... its become a political bludgeon instead. Unfortunate
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    • 1% of the population has a disease with 0.5% fatality, if we wear masks based on that logic we will literally always wear masks for the rest of our lives
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    • Andrew Cuomo straight up lying that kids will die from covid
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    • No kids are dying from covid! Read!
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    • A study found that children contract the virus at a significantly lower rate than adults as well as don't transmit nearly as much, the study concluded that there is no reason why kids shouldn't go to school
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    • Death indistinguishable from zero in children and an average age of death thats literally higher than human life expectancy but okay, yeah, whatever you say
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    • Did y’all hear Obama kiIIed a kitten?
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    • Corona ain't shit, you guys are brainwashed.
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    • The real line is Wayfair
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    • So what do you guys propose we do? Stay closed forever. Never re open anything? If that's your plan then I wish the virus was ACTUALLY deadly cause that plan makes me wanna kms.
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    • i work for universal and weve been open for a month now yet no one is giving us shit? Y'all just bored and looking for something to bitch about
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    • But more than most deaths are after life expectancy
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    • You guys know that just because things are opening up doesnt mean u HAVE to go right. You arent mandated to go to disneyland
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    • He Said "Company" Actually
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    • And if the economy dies a lot more than a thousand kids will die.
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    • the average age of death from covid is higher than the average age of death for the country as a whole... so, miss me with that bullshit
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    • Companies have been kiIIing children ever since they existed. Disney opening now isn’t nearly the worst of it.
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    • Here let us get our facts straight.. it is the parents choice to let their kid go to disney.. and before you say corona deniers.. i have to remind you that the mask is required.. second disney has tons of employees and staying closed for such a lond period of time will indeed cause them to 1/2
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    • That's not even the actual quote from the movie. It's "I'd kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die".
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    • Y’all need to grow up. The only reason y’all are bitching is because you don’t want to go back to school. Sorry I care about my education lmao
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    • Dumb bitch can't even get the quote correct.
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    • Yes a virus with a 99.95% survival rate is going to wipe out the children...okay Karen. Do you all know how many children under 18 including preexisting conditions have died from COVID 19? It’s 9. So let’s drop the bullshit notion that Disneyland reopening is going to ki ll all the children.
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    • Ruin people’s livelihoods or allow people to encounter the same risk they always have whenever they leave their house. Tough choice.
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    • “I’ll molest a thousand children before I give up politics”
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    • Thats not even what he said but whatever you can do.to.fit your agenda
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    • Just don’t go then damn
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    • Cause we’ll be so much better off if the economy dies...
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    • One case of corona: shut this bitch down, it’s too dangerous everyone stay inside and starve it’s a better way to go then the horrors of a mild flu
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    • Damn maybe don’t go if you don’t wanna get sick
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    • Yes cus u know ...kids are dying 🙄
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    • Well with the death rate of kids .0000001% I like their chances
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    • I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die.
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    • Funny cause that wasn’t the line
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    • Except he says “let this company die”
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    • Children are not dying from covid. It effects almost exclusively the elderly or immunocompromised people
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    • Lmao children have a 99.5% percent chance of dying. Thousands? Really? And yeah, a functioning economy is ENORMOUSLY more important than human lives. They are expendable, over abundant, and we need to preserve the nation's health in the long run
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    • Also kids passing to kids is actually very rare. Y’all should really use google sometime
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    • Not the line nor reality. It's actually ironic because you had to twist the facts of the line to match the reality you made up from twisting the facts of reality
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    • The amount of brain-dead morons in this thread who fear for their mortal lives over some made up "pandemic" smh stop watching the news.
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    • If the economy dies everyone that doesn’t know how to hunt dies
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    • Love how people with no kids and barely have any responsibility for anyone other than themselves use children to shame me for wanting the economy to go again like sorry but 1200 isn't buys my kids clothes or going to pay for their schooling.
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    • That is neither the line in the movie nor the current reality.
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    • The virus doesn't even affect children. It only affects the elderly or those already with respiratory issues.
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    • That's not even the quote
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    • I love how America thinks hiding from the virus will just make it disappear.
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    • Except if you’re in good health and no medical problems you’ll be completely fine....
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    • Except most children arent at risk from covid
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    • Did y’all hear Trump kiIIed a kitten?
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    • Spam comment? All because I was trying to correct the meme?
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    • Ah yes. A small fragment of our weakest in the coutry, who can still stay home mind you, vs crashing the economy and sending us into a Great Depression. Oh, Disneys not ok but protests ade
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    • *before i let this company die
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    • He says Company dumbass
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    • Goddamn America is fucked. We are a nation of cowards
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    • Wouldn't you be letting them die by letting the economy crash and being unable to feed them?
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    • Who cares....let them open.
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    • I don’t like that the guy who retweeted this said what he said as if this is the actual quote from the movie. Bothers me.
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    • Not even what he says but ok
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    • But that’s not the actual quote
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    • That's not the line though
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    • “Cash for kids” Courthouses across the country are teaming up with juvenile detention centers to falsely accuse fucking CHILDREN of crimes they didn’t commit so money can be made from their forced “correction process”. It’s about time we give them a “correction process” of their own.
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    • Except that kids are not in any danger whatsoever. It’s that they might give it to their parents.
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    • We gotta make sure the solution isn't worse than the problem. Imagine how bad things would be should the economy collapse, with or without Corona. Remember is Germany when they needed a wheelbarrow full of cash to buy a loaf of bread?
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    • It’s not Disney lands fault at all if anyone goes to Disney land and gets sick
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    • It’s the parent’s choice to go tho
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    • Thats barely even close to what the actual line is. And what they changed it to doesn't even match the reality. Overall very low quality meme.
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    • isn't the line company?
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    • I'LL KIDNAP A THOUSAND SMASH PLAYERS BEFORE I LET THIS RING DIE
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    • That's Chinas fault. They shouldn't let businesses treat their people like that but they dont even care because it brings businesses to their country.
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    • Yeah cause so many children are dying from COVID
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    • The problem is that the Left is portraying the two options as either good or bad. When usually in life the decision is either bad or worse. They portray it as good or bad and then say that their side is obviously good and anyone who doesn't agree with them wants everyone else to die.
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    • Trump holding school funding hostage.
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    • But, thousands of kids aren't going to die. The only people that want to keep everything closed are the liberals and Democrats whose goal it is to tank the economy and make us "equal" with the rest of the shitty countries in the world. If it were up to them, they'd make us 3rd world overnight.
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    • James Coburn was the voice FYI.
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    • Wrong line
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    • Only one kid has died in the US of covid so far. ONE in the whole country.
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