Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
distant_hilariouxs distant_hilariouxs
27 jan 2021
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
The only way to live with a cat.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury
"I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT
IT IS TIME FOR ME
TO CATTE"
situary situary
27 sep 2020
The only way to live with a cat. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CATTE"
Vampires then: Vampires now:
Ceka Ceka
7 may
Vampires then: Vampires now:
my friend is at camp without internet, so i'm mailing her memes
my dog past my curfew last week
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
25 sep 2020
my friend is at camp without internet, so i'm mailing her memes my dog past my curfew last week
When you haven't seen an "Epstein didn't kill himself' meme in a while
atnez
24 sep 2020
When you haven't seen an "Epstein didn't kill himself' meme in a while
When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face made - When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face I made
zanem zanem
18 feb
When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face made - When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face I made
My mom looking at a meme I found
Meth Meth
3 feb
My mom looking at a meme I found
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
grandmasbootycheeks4 grandmasbootycheeks4
19 dec 2020
This man is living the dream. Relaxing with a hot companion while getting a nice cold beer. Too bad that is is all a dream. It could be a real if it was not for that damn Godzilla.
Me googling boss mechanics mid fight while the party suffers
INTERESTING.
Me googling boss mechanics mid fight while the party suffers INTERESTING.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
SaxophoneNerd SaxophoneNerd
22 jan 2021
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
me explaining to my future wife
SS
that we need fast internet:
do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Disapparate Disapparate
8 oct 2020
me explaining to my future wife SS that we need fast internet: do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT
os iy
AND INSECTS CAN DO IT
WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
_TheLost_ _TheLost_
24 sep 2020
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT os iy AND INSECTS CAN DO IT WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals.
You won't let me live: You Won't let me die.
Beunique
3 jun
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals. You won't let me live: You Won't let me die.
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey.
You will grow out of it..."
Me :(80 years later.
1776ulfhethnar 1776ulfhethnar
18 dec 2020
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey. You will grow out of it..." Me :(80 years later.
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs
Being a standup comedian
Being
Hollywood actor
comedian
...of free choice.
KingGarb KingGarb
25 sep 2020
The illusion... Voicing CG dogs Being a standup comedian Being Hollywood actor comedian ...of free choice.
bet,When you Grow up, you will be surrounded
by lots of smait, wondertul frreods
can't see that happening.
thehoppingbunbun thehoppingbunbun
24 nov 2020
bet,When you Grow up, you will be surrounded by lots of smait, wondertul frreods can't see that happening.
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
Niceme Niceme
24 sep 2020
My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I've cried too much for her dying in my arms. - My beloved cat had died. My family mourns for her death. I’ve cried too much for her dying in my arms.
WTF fun fact #4002
A South Carolina high school student was arrested and suspended, and had his locker searched because of a creative writing assignment where he mentioned buying
gun to shool his pst
com
WhiteCrewmate_ WhiteCrewmate_
30 dec 2020
WTF fun fact #4002 A South Carolina high school student was arrested and suspended, and had his locker searched because of a creative writing assignment where he mentioned buying gun to shool his pst com
kirby just swallowed you.
what ability did he get???
kirby just swallowed you. what ability did he get???
There never seems to be anything good on tv
Well, at least I got you pizza!
There never seems to be anything good on tv Well, at least I got you pizza!