Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
distant_hilariouxs distant_hilariouxs
27 jan 2021
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
Dads watching your ass get beat by your
Mom for something they said was okay
kayla1323 kayla1323
27 jan 2021
Dads watching your ass get beat by your Mom for something they said was okay
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL
Hot Topic employee:
Samael Samael
1 dec 2020
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL Hot Topic employee:
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER
Fear will keep them in line.
Where_are_we Where_are_we
19 mar
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER Fear will keep them in line.
starry_animals_birb starry_animals_birb
26 sep 2020
idk what happens to my voice when see a cute dog
Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.
sassy_doggomemes_69 sassy_doggomemes_69
26 sep 2020
Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
__Matilda__ __Matilda__
23 sep 2020
© Based on: sethglasco7
SS you spill water in the pool..
What's on your mind?
Random Thoughts
@thought
Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
What's on your mind? Random Thoughts @thought Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first
Ain't God good?
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first Ain't God good?
Me whenever I can hear people chewing:
just_a_little_sus just_a_little_sus
26 jan 2021
Me whenever I can hear people chewing:
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
chinndy8a5t0rd
26 sep 2020
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
id
CLEARLY
you don't have a father figure
id CLEARLY you don't have a father figure
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
fucked_ham fucked_ham
22 sep 2020
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
When you accidently choke her to death but she has nipple piercings
Wyked Wyked
28 oct 2020
When you accidently choke her to death but she has nipple piercings
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic:
where
Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time
Lord
*blames himself to get himseif out of trouble*
with himself
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 aug 2020
merlins-superwholock: one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all; audreyii-fic: where Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord *blames himself to get himseif out of trouble* with himself
ROT-WEILER
'THE GIANT OF HELLHOUNDS, GIVES A WEW MEAMING TO "DOGGY
'TEMDENCY TO LOSE BODY PARTS AND EAT OTHER DOGS,
Heller97 Heller97
25 sep 2020
ROT-WEILER 'THE GIANT OF HELLHOUNDS, GIVES A WEW MEAMING TO "DOGGY 'TEMDENCY TO LOSE BODY PARTS AND EAT OTHER DOGS,