Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
15‘ woman: HL Wandal
2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! Hºyª you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: I! wasn‘t so bad. Aﬂarl qui! shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy. and finally died a peaoelul
death, Wha! about you?
2nd woman: I died ofa massive heart attack. I suspected (hm my
husband was cheating. so I came home early to catch him In tha
am, Eu! instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV,
1stwornan: 5°,whal happened?
Ind woman: I was su sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I slarled mnning all overthe house looking lran
Up into lhe am:: and searched, and down into the basement. Thenl
went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept
this up unlil I had looked everywhere, and finallyl became so
exhausted that Ijusl keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in
the freezer-we‘d both still be alive.