Two hours into my ﬁrsi day of work as a
Wal-Man greater, an ugly woman came in
with her two kids. Hearing her swear at
them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to
WaI-Man. Nice kids, are (hey twinsT The
mom answered, 'HeII no, they ain't twins.
The oldest ones 9, and the other one's 7.
Why would you mink they‘re twins? Are you
blind or stupid?‘ I replied. ‘l'm not blind or
stupid. ljus! couldn't believe someone slept
with you twice, Have a good day, and thank
you for shopping at Wal-Mart.“ My
supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for
this line of work!