• Two fair men lie in water warm and slow, As brothers ore they joinéd heart to heart; But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow; Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart
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    • Ailronic
      2 dudes sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
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    • Dunkle
      Dunkle 5d
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    • SportsVids
      Two bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay
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    • TRUEDIRECTIONER
      Two brooo's chilin' in a hooot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay
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    • Cody0
      Cody0 4d
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    • Sherlocken
      Translation: Two male homosapiens squatting in boiling water. They refer to one another as kin. They are aware of the obvious fact neither have feelings for each other that extend beyond brotherly love. Should either one of them find greater feelings, the ancient rule will be unforced that neither -
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    • IPEEDDAPOND
      🎵2 bros chilling in a hot tub 5feet apart cause there not gay🎵
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    • pupboy
      🎵two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay🎵
      pupboy 5d
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    • bobdabidder2
      Two Bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz their not gay
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    • Deadpool_Red_Suit
      Two bros., Chillin' in a hot tub. Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.
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    • usapilot
      “Two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they’re not Gay”
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    • WetBiscuits
      Two bros chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay
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    • AwesomeUnicorn
      2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause there not gay
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    • Ron__Dogg
      One time when I was really young I got a boner in a hot tub from the air blowers, I had no idea what it was and made no attempt to hide it, people saw.
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    • xIts_Ya_Gurlx
      🎶 Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!🎶
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    • tigglebitties96
      In all fairness, if you have the entire jacuzzi to yourselves why would you sit right next to each other? That’s like two dudes pissing next to each other when there’s a bunch of open urinals
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    • sirsketch
      Let's be real that was beautifully written
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    • WazzUp9913
      Two Bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause theyre not gay
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    • jordy_shorty12
      Two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
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    • FoodOverPeople
      Check me for foodporn
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    • Dank_Doge1
      Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause their not gay!!
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    • Fathoms
      2 bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're not gay
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    • IncrediblyAverageOne
      2 guys, chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz their not gay.
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    • emilyvaught
      2 BROOOS CHILLIN IN A HOT TUUUB 5 FEET APART CAUSE THEYRE NOT GAY
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    • Ya12boi
      2 bros chillin in the hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay
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    • lightbulb2999
      Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay
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    • VapeWhiskey21
      Shakespeare ain’t dead y’all
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    • suchniceposts
      Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay
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    • ojbrinson
      Even had iambic pentameter
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    • Goofydood
      1 bro, chillin in a hot tub, cuz he killed the other one for hot tub supremacy
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    • moldy_cheeese
      Two brooooos siting in the hot tuub.. five feet apart because their nOt gay
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    • DAB_ON_MINORlTlES
      2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're not gay*
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    • OutRacin
      I'm literally eating a chicken patty on the shitter
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    • why_is_life_so_long
      How many of y'all hate the ABAB rhyme schemes? Like you know the rhymes are there, but when you say it. It don't flow like a rhyme.
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    • GoldDemon72
      2 bros chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cus they’re not gay
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    • Dragonboy458
      The eleventh commandment: no homo
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    • ThomasStJohn
      two bros, sittin in a hotub, five feet apart because they're not gay.
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    • DillonSawyer
      2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
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    • crnkupthedank
      2 brosss chilllin in a hotubbb 5 feet because they’re not gay
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    • RinTheLynx16
      two brooos chillin in a hot tuub. fuve feet apart cuz theyre not gay
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    • QuantumArt
      Such poetry is worthy of not all men, for some redicule it as a poor man’s last lines
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    • theguywhohatesppl
      First sentence knew where it was going
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    • MeIsYup
      I saw that vine a million times but only recently learned the guy recording was Anthony from Smosh
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    • NoobSkillzGames1
      Two bros chillin in the hottub, 5 ft apart cause they’re not gay.
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    • novodog
      Two bros, sitting in a hot tub, six feet apart cuz' they're not gay.
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    • EclipseCosmoem
      TWO BROS SITTIN IN A HOT TUB FIVE FEET APART CUZ THEYRE NOT GAY
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    • 69420jk
      Okay guys "joinēd" the e is silent so what does the line on top signify
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    • lisa2638
      Longest way to say no homo
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    • SonofJimmy
      Quoth the raven, “no homo”
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    • _zombie
      He had me with the iambic pentameter for a moment, I genuinely thought it was Shakespeare
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    • EJZP
      Quote the raven "no homo"
      EJZP 5d
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    • Black_Logic
      2 bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cus there not gay
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    • IPHUCKKKIDS
      If women gave free coochie to men,there would be world peace
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    • spazz1987
      Lest that be thought, they say no homo.
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    • ravenclaw_house_pride
      *2 bros chillin in hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're not gay* god people get ur facts right
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    • Hail8160
      Two Bros Chillin in the Hot Tub five feet apart cuz they're not gay
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    • CommunistMugman
      hey wait a minute
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    • z3k3
      How do I tell my religious mom I'm an atheist?
      z3k3 5d
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    • idiot
      idiot 5d
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    • craftmaster255
      So basically the epitome of 'no homo bro'
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    • Heckerman445
      2 bros, sitting in a hot tuuuub, feet apart cuz they're not gay
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    • Kandy5Ways
      I know this. I hate I know where this is from
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    • justgavinwill
      Two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart kuz their not gay!
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    • SoaringDove04
      Two bros chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cus they're not gay!
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    • RudeGuitar
      five feet apart, holding hands, because they are gay
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    • E_Dawg525
      Iambic pentameter
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    • person554455
      😢beautiful
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    • yeet_master_20075
      It took my five minutes to figure it out
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    • airate
      They had us in the first half not gonna lie
      airate 5d
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    • mus1cm4n
      Fucking in sonnet form and everything
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    • SpaceDude123
      No homo
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    • KF2015
      Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay
      KF2015 5d
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    • RavynLiam
      This is like the new rick roll. I find all these different versions & get my niece to read them or listen. I’ve gotten her like half a dozen times already 🤣
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    • MichaelN
      I don't get it
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    • MemeMasterGeneral
      Why did i laugh so hard at this
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    • DarkCreeper420
      Two bros, sitting in the hot tub, five feet apart cus they're not gay
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    • ThatOneSheldonFan
      5 bros chillin in a hot tub 2 feet apart cuz they're not gay
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    • Dedrater
      Two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay
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    • TeddyBearsRock12
      Its 2 bros not 2 dudes
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    • Thiccdaddyb00ty
      2 bros sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
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    • myn1gga
      I don’t want you guys going on a date night and then you can do a lot more than I do when I go home I have a friends that would be nice but if I could get a good night I go get off the phone and get it and I go get off Twitter it is so fun I have a lot more to go get you and you can go to pick me a
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    • sd2000
      sd2000 5d
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    • SatinPanties
      Two bros, chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay
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    • Joe_Deertay
      Gay < 5-ft
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    • cheesethefish
      2 dudes sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
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    • DragonStorm88
      That was good poetry
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    • Castiel_Angel_Of_The_Lord
      Two brothers hanging out in a hot tub five feet apart because they aren't homosexual
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    • Luke_Da_Duke1
      2 bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay (what's he opposite of gaydar?)
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    • JustAnotherIdiot
      2 feet sitting in a hot tub 5 dudes apart cause they're not gay
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