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Carson @CallMeCarso... wish i was kermit the frog so I
could be hitched to that Pig Girl
I could be that girl for you
Carson @CallMeCarso... What
Oh Carson, why do you tease
Carson @CallMeCar... Why are you doing this
I love you
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    • Carson has had enough shit. The man has went on a one man thot destroying rampage.
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    • How is a pornstar verified but not Carson
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    • The only band kid to get famous for being a band kid.
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    • Carson’s that one ugly dude in class that somehow always had hoes.
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    • He is the anti simp god
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    • I’m still waiting for the porn where Carson is awkwardly in the background while Mia fucks some dude
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    • Virginity shield activate
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    • Hey I think my dick remembers that name
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    • Carson is a chad no one can tell me otherwise. Take this mans band kid status away.
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    • Strong man. May be a band kid weirdo, but at least he's smart enough to steer clear of that type IRL
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    • My man's knows what he wants
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    • Say what you will about Carson, he is a man with an iron will and a dedication which is nearly unmatched in the land
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    • no
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    • He’s playing the long con, one day he’s gonna say yes and she’s gonna have to do it, if he had said yes straight away she would’ve said it’s a joke, now she’s in too deep
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    • Carson is the leader of the anti simp association
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    • Thot obliterated
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    • Begone thot
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    • Thotties just wanna feel special but end up embarassing themselves cuz theyre dumbos
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    • Mia’s a pig conformed
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    • Mrs piggy* so if i kiss you will you turn into a prince? Kermit* naw thats my cousin you have to suck my dick
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    • Carson has a TikTok now, one of his videos is literally him taking a shit
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    • I'd fuck her if the option was on the table without question.
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    • bet his dm’s got some good shxt
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    • Here comes the Carson cryers waaaaahhhh waaaaaah only band kids like him.
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    • Haha Carson say awkward thing to girl that make sexual joke
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    • People really do be simping on Carson
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    • Don't worry Carson you got The Boys on your side bro
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    • No thot
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    • Do you think she’d legit let him smash?
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    • Context Mia was in one of those live cam bachelor or bachelorette and later on Carson was one of the contestants and the contestants have to choose love or host. If they pick host then the contestant have to use their channels or say a command to them. Later on he won but pick host and told Mia 1/X
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    • Why does she constantly try to leech attention from his audience
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    • Like chowder v.2
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    • I’ve never understood the appeal of this dude
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    • Oof Mia id be down to hang
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    • Carson is a straight mac and wont fall for any wench
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    • Not gonna lie Mia is probably in the top 3 sexiest pornstars out there
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    • Carson simply isn’t that funny
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    • Carson’s that one ugly basterd that would have a couple girls like him and he’d be all shy an shit and be like noooo I don’t like her. You guys are crazy.
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    • No means no
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    • When I see a thot whoring herself
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    • Wait he likes pigs now... it’s my time to shine!
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    • CHAD Carson doesn’t simp for Mia
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    • Hell yeah bro curve that bitch
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    • This is the opposite of a simp
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    • No
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    • CallMeCarson says NO to thots
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    • Anti-simp
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    • The anti simp
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    • Carson is the most non simp man I have ever seen
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    • He ain't no simp
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    • Carson: fool me once shame on you...
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    • Carson ain't no SIMP!!!!
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    • Carson is at a weird level of fame where he gets replies from pornstars
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    • NO MEANS NO MIA!
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    • Carson is not a simp
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    • "Carson that one ugly dude in class that always had hoes" its cause he got the biggest of all dicks. And cause you damn well know carson has mega good weed
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    • No
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    • "No"
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    • Carson ain’t falling for this shit again
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    • Carson does not simp. Well, he does, but only for Ms. Piggy
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    • Carson: I SHALL STAY A VIRGIN THOT
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    • Isn’t this the same dude that got cucked?
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    • Carson is annoying af, what has he done that’s remotely funny? Other than being a simp for pokimane girl
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    • Chad Carson
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    • Carson aint having that shot no more
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    • You're amazing Carson you're amazing indeed
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    • I watch callmecarson 😂
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    • I don't think the poor guy wants to be used by another whore
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    • Wow Carson so funny guys
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    • Ismt she married?
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    • Carson was already with a pig girl
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    • Carson is such a fucking loser I want to hit him as hard as I can
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    • Carson’s a cunt since he returned
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    • I feel like Carson is annoying
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    • Reddit neckbeard moment
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    • That was a smart move on Carson's half
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    • He aint no simp
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    • Raw strength like no other 😂😂😂
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    • He dont want a girl whos been fuck by a thousand dicks a million times
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    • SIMP
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    • They been married the whole time
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    • Carson is interesting
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    • What a fucking legend of a fucking Chad dude rejecting a pornstar
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