• TURN waTeR INTO wine
HUMANS, ARE LOo% wareR
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    • Anyone know Jesus’s range for this attack
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    • Jesus can ask his father's help and bring the wrath of God on his enemies, turning whole cities into salt, walk on water, heal anyone, command treees to grow fruit, and tell mountains to jump into lakes, if I recall correctly
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    • My aunt Linda is already 70% wine
      Muggee 8 aug
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    • Well that and the fact that he controls life and death its self
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    • So if the Human body is 70% water, and Jesus walked on water, if i walk on a person, i am 70% Jesus.
      sneerber 8 aug
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    • Jesus is technically a Demi God
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    • Jesus could make professor x walk again
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    • I love how this Implies that In a world where Jesus is an X-man, his most powerful ability is turning water into wine
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    • After this weeks doom patrol we all know Jesus kicks serious ass
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    • 70% fuckwit
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    • Original blood bender
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    • "If it wasn't for life alert, I wouldn't BE here right now." No shit, there wouldn't be a commercial for life alert
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    • 60 percent? Whoes walking around with just 60%? Last time I check we're 70% water
      Nyxx98 8 aug
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    • 60% one day, 70% then next, make your minds up
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    • I first heard it was 80%, then 70%, now 60%... either we're evolving or truly no one drinks water anymore
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    • I thought it was 70%
      i_wumbo 8 aug
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    • Bruh if Jesus was real he could just look at someone and they’d die
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    • Honestly, a neat power to just fucking chamge human biology to where they die
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    • He's a healer
      TenTacos 8 aug
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    • 70% water *
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    • Jesus is a mutant
      Prindle 8 aug
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    • ya know, besides the fact he can control life death space and time, yea turning people into wine works too
      smallnig 10 aug
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    • Nerf Jesus he’s too op
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    • Its actually 70%
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    • They're normally 70%, I thought
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    • and daddy’s thirsty
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    • Also you know, all powerful savior of the world.
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    • Jesus is literally God. If He just showed Himself, looking at Him through mortal eyes would just actually game end you instantly
      Joby643 8 aug
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      Clincots 8 aug
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    • I’m getting some Calvin and Hobbes vibes from this comic for some reason
      NGaiged 10 aug
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    • Most Christians and Catholics are extremely toxic. If god is/was real, he would be severely disappointed in the likes of his creation.
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    • Why would you feature this. It makes the comments a war-zone.
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    • All Heil lord jesus
      Elchupa 8 aug
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    • Deadliest assassin of all time
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    • Checkmate atheists
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    • My balls itch again
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    • I don’t think Jesus would kiII a guy in a fight
      ZubZub 8 aug
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    • Real question for poeple who go to church, what do poeple say about Greek gods, do they say they're fake because it sounds weird to say they think those gods are fake, this isnt a hot take I'm just genuinely curious
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    • Blood bend!
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    • Shigechi Shigechi
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    • Is that Jesus & professor X
      iVenom 8 aug
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    • Jesus k1lled a kid because the kid bumped into Jesus in the Gospel of Thomas, he also actually took all the water out of another kid after the kid spilt Jesus’ water(withering the kid into a corpse), and he turned people into trees for blasphemy. He’s op
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    • 60 percent wine? Where have you been all my life?
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    • *72%
      RMonte05 8 aug
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    • But wine is mostly water, making jesus much less impressive yet just as lethal
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    • 😂 it’s 70% man
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    • They grow up so fast ;)
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    • Look at my son do his job they grow up so fast
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    • Faith + science + comic geek stuff. NICE O.~
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    • I don't like the implication where Jesus just... KiIled a guy doing his job...
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    • You guys change percentage of bodily water like you change how many millions or billions of years the planet is.
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    • Is this loss
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    • Damn we’d be wasted as shit for like a second before we die
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    • No it’s 73 percent water
      BigRay 11 aug
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    • Patton Oswald was wrong
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    • Why is jesus tryin to join the x-men?
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    • I’m amazing aren’t I
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    • hello ladies and gentlemen & welcome 2 another episode of "count the angry atheists!" the show where the most nonsensical, ignorant comment about how God sucks so he doesn't exist wins! sponsored by rationalwiki, I'm ur host"guy who believes in an invisible sky daddy" let's meet our contestants!
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    • Spoopy
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    • This sounds like the work of an enemy stand user
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    • The miracle that Jesus turned water to wine simply means that the sun converts water and carbon dioxide into glucose (sugar), aka photosynthesis
      PoopyPoo2 10 aug
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    • I mean he could realistically do way more than just that but yeah that’s cool
      Noons_n 10 aug
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    • "If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?"
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    • Must’ve died drunk off his ass
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    • Your children are 60% water
      Caustic_ 10 aug
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    • Isn’t it 70%
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    • Wheels and The Leg Man
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    • Jesus with AKs
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    • Why the fuck was did I spend a minute thinking that was FDR and not professor x
      EnzoPink 10 aug
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    • ***72%***
      LBug_2006 10 aug
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    • Jesus is black
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    • No it’s 70% Jesus you fucking idiot
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    • *Has to fight the Drunken Master*
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    • #micdrop
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    • blood bending
      misstypes 10 aug
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    • I’ve heard everything between 60% and 80%
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    • I mean, even if they weren’t, Jesus could still turn their bodies into wine
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    • I'm 55%
      Smallpp3 9 aug
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    • At least he didn't "wine" as he died. ;)
      dymimo 9 aug
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    • Yea because both are fictional
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    • Jesus is cannon in the marvel universe and more powerful than the pagan Gods
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    • Oh my
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    • 70% fucktard
      Xxvxc 9 aug
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    • Jesus gives a man fatal alcohol poisoning
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    • 70% not 60
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    • it’s actually 70%
      ally1 9 aug
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    • Great food choice, Jesus. Nothing like mountaintop fish on a hot day
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    • Just fuck me up Jesus. My body is ready.
      Ditto626 9 aug
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