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    • YEETUS THE FETUS
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    • I yeet my meat at night
      Wahhhh 23 mar
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    • My dad and I do this thing called fly baby. We pick up the kids hold them flat out with our up turned palm on there chest and throw them so they flip and land on their backs on the bed. Every single kid I have ever did this too is terrified the first time after that they absolutely fucking love it.
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    • So in other words, not tossing your child causes autism and ADHD?
      mirabel_ 24 mar
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    • I did this to my baby cousin just today. lmao she asked again and again, and I had to comply because she's goddamn adorable. Good to know she's benefitting both physically and mentally from being hurled at the couch lmao
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    • Some kids havent been yeeted and it shows
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    • Some of yall didn't get yeeted into the pool by your dad and it really shows
      Fresh_Fog 23 mar
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    • So this is actually good for kids
      Manglol 23 mar
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    • Anybody else used to spin in a circle and then jump in the pool not knowing where the fuck is your sense of direction and then have a mini-panic attack looking for up but you enjoy it like a sick little monster?
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    • I wish someone was big enough to yeet me around
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    • Except for when you land funny on your wrist and have to wear a cast for 3 months and miss out on summer
      ImERkzz 24 mar
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    • My nephew is a super nerd like me so when i see him i ask him if he wants to play superman he says yes everytime. I pick him up and he sticks his arms out and looks like be flying then ill randomly yell out KAMIKAZE and yeet him at the nearest soft surface
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    • So basically you gotta throw your kid so they don't become more fucking annoying
      EdenJoe 23 mar
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    • This is no fucking joke at all. This is real shit. Look it up for yourself.
      Pilate 23 mar
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    • This is like dad advice when I'm not even a dad... gotta write this down.
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    • Now I have a good excuse to pick up random toddlers on the playground
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    • So does that mean its ok to spin in a circle while im cumming?
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    • I died with the calibration comment
      ookami738 23 mar
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    • In other words: Don't forget to calibrate your child's gyroscopic sensor. There. Fixed it.
      Koi_Gang 23 mar
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    • My little three year old cousin wouldn't let me yeet him while we were in a pool and I was heartbroken. What must a man do to deserve being stripped of the pleasure of throwing a small child in a socially acceptable way?
      iFunni 23 mar
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    • Fuckin thanks a lot mom for not yeeting me enough smh
      Ahhlechi 23 mar
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    • So this is why i cant sit still. I was forced to stay in my room and not go outside most of my childhood
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    • Some of you haven't been yeeted as a kid and it really shows...
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    • Did you notice how many of those things kids are no longer allowed to do and all things it says can be caused from a lack of this sense are on the rise
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    • No wonder I get angry easily and can't concentrate its because I didn't get yeeted enough
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    • I try that with my little cousins. One thinks its fun and loves being spun around and yeeted. The other cries like a bitch if I do something as harmless as tapping him on the forehead.
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    • i don’t think i was yeeted enough when i was younger.
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    • *sound of door being kicked in followed by the screams of children* "I'm doing this for your benefit kids!"
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    • i love when i’m babysitting and the kids take turns to let me spin them around really fast before throwing them onto the couch
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    • I would like a study done in order to see if kids who grew up without a father figure, to yote them, are more socially awkward. Besides them commiting crimes, like more sociable applications
      egzyle 24 mar
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    • I did all this and I have borderline anger issues and the worst case of ADHD you could imagine
      Alex_95B 23 mar
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    • I’m a smaller person so people still like to throw me around and it still enjoyable ill give you that
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    • This explains a lot about playgrounds in grade school, how there are tons of things to spin and climb on.
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    • honestly i was reading the list and i totally forgot about sitting on a swing and spinning around to as tight as it would go and as a 60 lb child that thing will spin fast as fuck
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    • Hey why'd you push that kid over? He needed it for his vestibular sense. Also he's a little asshole.
      shbruhaha 23 mar
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    • Obviously Zeus yeeted Hephaestus off of Olympus to develop his vestibular sense
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    • Unbelievable all the normal stuff we all did as a kid is now being turned into a cure for some made up this... why do we have to have an explanation for everything? JUST BE A KID AND HAVE FUN!
      aarwlm 23 mar
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    • Best thing ihave seen in the internet by far "YEET YOUR CHILD FOR THEIR HEALTH"
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    • Remember to calibrate your children
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    • Or maybe it's just fun and funny? fuck all that nonsense
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    • Btw its wheel barrow not wheel barrel
      iitzOJ 23 mar
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    • You weren't yeeted as a kid and it shows
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    • My 3 year old cousin loves when I pick him up and cradle him like he’s about to go to sleep, then proceeds to body slam him (not hard obviously) into the couch. He laughs so hard and it’s so adorable
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    • I needed this, my son does NOT like being tossed in the air, and is hesitant to jump off of tables at 5... he was sitting on a table and I told him to hop down (2 feet from his feet), and he wouldn’t do it at first... I will have to encourage him more.
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    • Planned Parenthood Babies don't appear to be having much fun when they're tossed into the dumpster behind the clinic.
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    • Bitch I still wanna be yeeted into a foam pit
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    • I probably spent a good 30-40 minutes tossing my one year old around today. His laugh is the greatest sound in the world
      bussewtsy 23 mar
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    • Put my kids in the dryer. Got it.
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    • Evolution is fucking crazy. Millions of years and it decides that best way to calibrate balance is fucking getting tossed around. The fuck nature
      swain123 29 mar
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    • Then Karen walked in on me yeeting my son 10 feet in the air and now she wants custody
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    • That list of stuff to help your senses was my whole childhood
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    • Whenever i do it they start crying and im like wtf is your problem child
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    • Kids like to be thrown. huh. Welp ima fund a high place and see if it can survive
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    • Holy shit a picture!
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    • This explains so much, I'm clumsy and accident prone and I was never held.
      Nohbuddy 26 mar
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    • I’m an adult and still like being yeeted
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    • YEET THE CHILD YEET THEM ALL
      xFreSh78 25 mar
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    • Am I the only one that has very strong memories of spinning fastest as fuck in a spinny chair
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    • Honestly, I still love fucking around with friends and end up flying across the room, it’s even more fun when you know you are saving up to 15% or more on car insurance
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    • It also feels like you’re fucking flying and that’s pretty sick
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    • PP__Mann 24 mar
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    • *has baby* *reads directions* shake well before use
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    • I used to play with this adorable little girl from my church that used to follow me around, I would pick her up, put her upside down and spinning her around, actually she would beg me to spin her around, I didn’t know I was making her a big favor
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    • I’m watching the new Michael Jackson pedo documentary right now and reading this made me uncomfortable
      Saleen28 24 mar
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    • You could just throw your kid at a hard object and eventually you won’t have to worry about him anymore
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    • Not gonna lie, when that list said “rocking” I immediately thought it meant throwing rocks at kids.
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    • I’m laughing uncontrollably so the chair I’m sitting in is moving against the wall and making sounds...sounds that sound very suspicious...I’m at church...I’ll let you imagine
      CRLM107 23 mar
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    • when I was a kid I would spin in circles for hours just to experience the dizzy now I'm on the spectrum
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    • He’s 8 but I’m gonna go yeet my son onto the couch now for old times sake
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    • Now i get why me and my friends would play the spinning game in elementary school
      ArcticJoy 23 mar
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    • My nieces love being picked up and thrown on the bed, the sheer joy they get from it is so amazing. I remember being little and my brothers and dad would throw me to each other when we were in the pool. Being tossed was fun
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    • I did all those things as a kid.
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    • Maybe it's just fun?
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    • Raising kids is always complex and difficult. And now because of memes there is ANOTHER thing to think about
      Palestra 23 mar
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    • I never got yeeted and now I do the bad childish things
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    • This was a cool thing to learn!
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    • Gino_Merc 23 mar
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    • Oh hell yeah, I used to go to and then worked for a summer camp for Karate. Kids love to be fucking chucked and yeeted in water or at soft foam surfaces, it’s hilarious
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    • I read “yet the child” in Alex Jones voice
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    • Kids also need to feel the ability to get lost, even if in a contained space, and to have some level of risk to their actions (which is why kids don’t use boring playgrounds). Not saying to yeet your kid off a skyscraper but a baby slide won’t do.
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    • Is this why roller coasters and other rides are a lot more fun when your a kid?
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    • My little sister loves it when I yeet her onto the bed
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    • Shit, I'm 50 years old and I still like being tossed around and flung into soft things
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    • Recalculating...
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    • I did every single one of those things as a kid at least once a day
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    • I just liked getting yote cuz it felt good
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    • So humans are the only thing that are only calibrated once
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    • I got yeeted a lot as a child and played outside and in trees n shit but I still have the issues it listed
      kakri 23 mar
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    • Some of y'all didn't get yeeted as children and it shows
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    • I'm 14 and some 17 year old fucking yeeted me into snow
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    • Also when you free fall there is a small burst of adrenaline and a good amount of dopamine released as a fight or flight. At any age, which makes them feel good, aka child rides at amusement parks.
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    • They should sell this post on Kindle it’s so long
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    • The kids at a local daycare I helped at would love it when me and the other helper would slam into them with big rubber excersize balls - or throw them at them (and each other)
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    • I'm a large guy and during the summer when I'm at the pool, there will be kids, kids that don't even know me, coming up to me for me to throw them in. Their parents ok'd it, so I'd get exercise from hurling children into the pool. There'd be a line too. Summer memories.
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