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In 2013, a petition requesting the US _ government build a Death Star reached 25,000 signatures, which is the threshold requiring the
government to make a response. Their response was comical but simply stated that
"the Administration support blowing up planets."
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    • This is true! They also said in their statement: "The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it."
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    • be a lot cooler if you did
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    • Thanks Obama, now we don't have a death star
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    • Pretty sure they said more then that, and even had a scientist state that it would be impossible with the amount of iron we accessible
      Shogouki 6 sep
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    • Fuck venus blow that shit up not like it's good for anything
      Shibauna 6 sep
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    • Ok, so having already taken into consideration how much it would cost to BUILD, imagine the cost to SUSTAIN it.
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    • that was literally an actual plan in the 1970s and hippies protested against it
      snorty 6 sep
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    • We will have the last laugh when Russia makes one first
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    • we just blow up The middle east
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    • The Death Star has Pissed on more planets than eggman
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    • Mfw Obama said no death star :(
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    • I fucking signed that shit too
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    • Fucking Obama
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    • The Obama administration only supports blowing up hospitals, not planets
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    • That's because Obama was a worthless bitch. Try again with Trump.
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    • That’s weird, I thought Obama was completely fine with nooning civilians.
      red_dick 6 sep
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    • Thanks Obama
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    • “Yet”
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    • We all know they're building a death star, this is just a cover up.
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    • So when aliens from another planet come here to take over Earth, you know who the blame
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    • No thanks we already got one.
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    • I'm pretty sure putting lasers in space is illegal, but not rods that would use kinetic energy
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    • Thanks Obama
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    • kanep0e 7 sep
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    • So you’re saying there’s a chance
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    • Pretty sure the nations have an agreement not to have space weapons, however, having a satellite that launches titanium rods at mach 5 could be classified as not a weapon
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    • We dont have enough material on earth to create one, I dont think we have enough in our solar system either, you would have to harvest the cores
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    • content not available more
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    • I dont support it either, but we should be ready if we ever need to.
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    • Not yet at least
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    • Not yet
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    • they have a petition page on the WH website, and they changed the threshold to 100k afterwards, making it near-impossible for anyone legitimate to get a petition going
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    • So they can build it but they wont
      bestflex 6 sep
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    • Who needs a death star humanity already does a good job destroying planets just by being on them.
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    • Let’s see how bad China and Russia are after we blow up their planet.
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    • And I was hoping we could noon all the Xenos
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    • Yet
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    • pass up an opportunity to piss on the moon? god our government sucks
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    • Too bad Obama ain’t in charge no more 😈
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    • Should've had some gov people build a lego death star thingy and record it
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    • That's no moon
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    • 2 million people signed a petition to ban Pornhub.
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    • Technically, it’s within the US military’s means to construct an Imperial Star Destroyer. They’d still have a couple billion left over
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    • Bust them open for resources like in deadspace
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    • Pussies
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    • Not yet it doesn’t. In about 38 thousand years maybe
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    • That doesnt sound like an Merican response at all hell yeah I want a planted shooting lazed
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    • it be cool, and we made a space force sooooo maybe
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    • This administration might agree to
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    • That’s exactly what an administration that supports blowing up planets would say
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    • Shame
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    • Yet we have enough nukes to blow up our planet
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    • quigs 6 sep
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    • It's because there arent any planets populated with civilians. If there were, the Obama admin would have 100% gone for it
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    • Try it again with trump
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    • Believe it or not, there was a vote to rename the Death Star. The new name is...Deathy McDeathFace
      DAZ14LPA 10 sep
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    • It smell like BiTCH in here!!!!
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    • Only drone striking civilians lol
      Fewny 9 sep
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    • no death star gf? why live.
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    • Boooooo
      ABZ2 9 sep
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    • Gessshhh
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    • Top Of Tha Night
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    • Coulda had a Death Star but nooo. Thanks, Obama
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    • Smh democrats. If we ask trump he will definitely do it
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    • They should support it. Fuck the aliens. Humanity first.
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    • Good to know the US govt won’t go past blowing up countries
      MickJay 9 sep
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    • Lookout! Uranus has a gun!
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    • But Obama loves blowing up civilians
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    • Blow up c h I n a
      opeman24 9 sep
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    • I know how to convince them. Tell them there is oil and we can take all the oil from every planet . We’ll have a Death Star in no time
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    • I would like to think there was at least one person on board with it.
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    • Of course they said no, Obama waa president back then
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    • Lies
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    • Reagan promised a death star in the ‘80s
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    • Nope, just fucking them over
      Dusky 9 sep
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    • Too busy blowing up middle eastern villages
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    • I remember that... I was like wtf we have time to talk about this?
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    • So, can we blow up Pluto?
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    • Honestly that’s fair
      Jedi19 8 sep
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    • A death star is the exact sort of stimulation our economy/country needs😤
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    • nah, only poor mud brick houses in the middle east
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    • Is that why they only blew up hospitals in the middle east
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    • They didn’t deny that they could do it
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    • I don’t think we have access the the sheer amount of materials it would take to build that too
      NigOnPig 8 sep
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    • @infochecker blocked me
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    • Yea Obama only noons citizens
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    • It doesn’t support it yet...
      MAGE2427 8 sep
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    • Pathetic.
      FMA_Leo 8 sep
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    • But it does support the atf which noon kids
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    • Ok but how about a hammer of dawn
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    • The pre space force days were so different.
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    • Fair enough
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    • Don’t you think we should understand our oceans before going into space
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    • Not until they find life on planets and that life attempts to spill the beans on the secrets being hidden but the government just says they’re hostile
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    • That's dumb, they had a perfect excuse to make a death satellite and they didn't.
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