• TT I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look
up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations
You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier,
AN eta
those born under the sign of the bees:
© have emotions
think thoughts
is likely introverted or extroverted
© was born at some point
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    • "has at least a few friends."
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    • Guys the bees are getting closer what do i do?
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    • *points vaguely at the sky* “See those ones? Those are The Bees’ Knees”
      _Yen 6 jul
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    • Here come all the people saying they don't have friends or emotions because they believe their social ineptitude makes them quirky
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    • Bold to assume I have friends
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    • I was the bees but then has a few friends stopped me
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    • Ah damn. I have NO friends.
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    • Sorry I banged your girlfriend, I'm a Bee
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    • *starts doing normal human shit* oh my goddd, I'm such a bee
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    • Ambiverts: 👁👄👁
      JHMc16 6 jul
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    • Oh my god thats SO me omg im so quirky
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    • pale celebration
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    • Actually guys it's the sign of the fireflies and they light up the sky as I fall asleep, heathens
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    • What if we weren't born? Can I still be a The Bees?
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    • Bold of you to assume I have a brain
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    • Omg guys I feel so called out rn
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    • Fuck the bees, that's an order
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    • People who believe in their signs are dumb. That shits meant to apply to everyone
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    • brainless so accurate
      merde 6 jul
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    • Well I guess I'm not under the bees constellation I have no friends
      punnup 6 jul
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    • Horoscopes are bullshit
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    • Phexal 6 jul
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    • I’m the bees, hell yeah boys
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    • Classic bee..
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    • I will eat those bee
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    • Sorry I ran over you’re child can’t help being a bees
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    • If you dont have at least a few friends, at some point its your fault. Even my sister who has bad social anxiety and is super introverted has like 7 good friends
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    • Tf y’all getting these “friends”
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    • - Uses incognito mode frequently [Male bonus feature]
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    • YAAAAS MEEEE
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    • Wrong I have no friends
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    • 1. i gave up my emotions long ago. 2. i dont think ever. 3. im ambiverted. 4. i dont own any friends. 5. i dont think, therefore i am no, therefore i was never born.
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    • The Beehive Cluster is an existing object in the constellation Cancer
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    • As per the Shark Tank contract, if you mention the name of any company you own, then Shark Tank automatically owns 5% of that company or gets 2% of the lifetime profits.
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    • "Was born at some point" welp, i dont know how to tell ya this,,,
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    • You wouldn’t understand it’s a bee thing
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    • I don’t have a few friends tho
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    • Guys... the bees are dying, what do I do?
      nrah 8 jul
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    • I can’t relate to any of this. I must not have been born under The Bees
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    • *hits someone with car* hehe oopsie I'm such a bee
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    • You guys are getting friends?
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    • “What’s your astrology sign?” “I’m a Beesicornius”
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    • I’m in this post and I don’t like it
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    • So true!
      crackcum 7 jul
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    • Oh god there’s fucking bees everywhere
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    • Dude I seriously love looking at the astrology shit because of how fucking generic it is. I laugh because I know how the psychology behind it works and people actually buy into it because they only look for the things that apply to them
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    • Sorry I ran over your cat and fucked your brother I cant help it I'm a jello
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    • Can I get a hyuoya
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    • “was born at some point”, yea I remember that, I was born at a very young age
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    • That’s not me I don’t have friends so can someone tell me what’s in my sky every night?
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    • Bruh I have 1 friend clearly I dont exist
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    • Astrology is for insecure tiktok users who cant get over themselves
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    • That’s such a Bees thing to say🤣🤪
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    • Their fireflies!
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    • Damn Im an ambivert
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    • "Maybe has at least a few friends"
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    • It’s funny because people who believe in astrology are probably gullible enough to believe it.
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    • Does anyone else breath oxygen? I’m a cancer.
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    • Fire flies would have been better sounding
      Hunoonl 7 jul
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    • At least a few yo? Try 0
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    • "Was born at some point" I'm fucking weak
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    • As one born in the deepest pits hidden in the minds of mortals I too can confirm that nobody gives a shit
      Dr_Fish 7 jul
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    • All horoscopes. Say a lot of general shit that 99% of people can relate to so that they can feel special
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    • this is basically just astrology in a nutshell
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    • I legit have no friends :/
      Raharu 7 jul
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    • I'm such a bee's lol
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    • *does anything* omg i’m such a bee🤗 hee hee
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    • "I think, therefore I am."
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    • Fuk u mkay?
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    • Can't help being a bee🤪
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    • Mmmm...bees
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    • "Has at least a few friends" Sorry buddy, I'm out.
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    • Those born under the bees also have a tendency to eat food and sleep
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    • *murders someone* Oh hahaha I'm sorry, The Bees were in retrograde when I was born, I can't help it. I'm so quirky hahahaha
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    • I’m not the bees
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    • Fuck you, i was never born
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    • Sorry i ran over your kid while snorting a line of coke im a bees i cant help it
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    • Greit 6 jul
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    • The second part ruined it
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    • Sorry, I couldn’t help it. God, I’m such a bee! Hahah! 😂😂😭😤
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    • Has emotions and at least a few friends ruined it for me....
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    • Bold of you to assume I was born
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    • If none of us have friends the fuck were we actually born under
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    • The bees are in my teeth, what do I do?
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    • You mean.. the murder hornets are iN THE SKY?!?!
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    • Haha astrology ass bitch. I have NO friends. Can your stars explain that??
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    • I’m a sombrero
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    • The B E E S
      Cazial 6 jul
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    • I have 0 friends tho
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    • Just stop
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    • *Thinks a thought* “Sorry, I’m such a bee.”
      Nugget2 6 jul
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    • Imagine if people actually thought
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    • Actually I was never born
      s4n7y 6 jul
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    • Shit man I was never born, I’m so quirky
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