• tt Hey guys, did you know that in
ça T terms of male human and
female Pokémon breeding, - Vaporeon is the most
q compatible Pokémon for
58 KB PNG humans? Not only are they in the
field egg group, which is mostly
comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an
average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means
they're large enough to be able to handle human
dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for
HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough
with one. Due to their mostly water based biology,
there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused
Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that
you could easily have sex with one for hours
without getting sore. They can also learn the
moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm,
and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide
nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get
you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb
and Hydration, they can easily recover from
fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon
comes close to this level of compatibility. Also,
fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make
your Vaporeon turn white.
Vaporeon is literally built for human dick.
Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor
means it can take cock all day, all shapes and
sizes and still come for more
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