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    • When you finish strapping down an object and say, "That ain't going anywhere" as an added layer of protection.
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    • Fun fact: DOT regulation requires all strapped down equipment on trailers to never fall off. No matter what it is. If you wreck a trailer and something falls off you get a big fine. It has to be able to survive being hung upside down. I work in the oil industry and did not know this at first.
      Swash 16 jan
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    • Oplock 16 jan
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    • The hitch...not so much...
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    • Rismarck 16 jan
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    • My ex rolled my old jeep. RIP
      Grada 16 jan
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    • He was right when he strapped it and down and said “That’s not going anywhere”
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    • I know the family that was involved with this accident. The guy pulling the trailer was doing 80 mph and started fish tailing and lost control of the vehicle, he didn't die surprisingly and made a full recovery but the guy that chained that tractor down was his cousin. This happened near)1/2
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    • “That bad boy ain’t goin’ nowhere.”
      Dirty_Kat 16 jan
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    • Matilde 16 jan
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    • *slaps tie down* “yep, that’s not going anywhere”
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    • (Dad) this baby isn't going anywhere (slaps tractor)
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    • That’s why you gotta tug the strap and go “that ain’t goin anywhere” or else it’s coming off
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    • Now can he strap on?
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    • This is how most Chevy trucks die. They end up in a wreck
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    • They can strap down that tractor but cant hook up a trailer properly
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    • drake4343 16 jan
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    • Dad law #463 subsection B: Tie down etiquette. After securing item personnel must state, "That ain't going anywhere.". See also subsection C: Dirty talk conversation ( applicable rule #463). - "Dad and Daddy- Are they so different?" Brodrick Kudron (Published by funny LLC 2020)
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    • Looks like a transformer running away
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    • It ain't goin nowhere
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    • Tractor tipping from cars
      15percent 16 jan
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    • She ain’t goin no where
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    • At first I looked at the picture and thought someone made a metal sculpture of something standing up
      TrAzAir 16 jan
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    • It’s an autobot in disguise!
      GodOmega 16 jan
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    • Someone forgot his safety chains lol
      alex12685 16 jan
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    • *plucks taught strap* yuh she aint movin
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    • She thinks my tractor’s sexy!
      CRS6132 16 jan
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    • Roll bar
      atincan 16 jan
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    • Oh I get it. It’s because internet explorer is slow
      Bonsais2 16 jan
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    • The driver had the “That’s not goin anywhere” guarantee package
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    • *slaps tire* that ain't going anywhere
      ShadowDio 17 jan
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    • But are you happy
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    • Dammit mator
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    • drake4343 16 jan
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    • Oh shit that's Tennessee
      Icestorme 16 jan
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    • Oh shit I live near there
      tawn248 16 jan
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    • Is this a yeehaw joke i am to city to comprehend
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    • I hotshot a backhoe the other day from nashville to laredo. An hour before laredo there was a silverado coming towards me almost crashed head on i stopped on the side i was so scared i thru up i could of died if we would of hit .
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    • Good thing he gave it a couple of rugs to make sure it wasn’t going anywhere
      wndrbllz 16 jan
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    • It wasnt strapped down it was chained down so it wouldnt get stolen.
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    • She ain't goin nowhere
      Ben9991 16 jan
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    • But not trailers
      Flores70 16 jan
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    • This is why they chain them down cuz shit happens.
      mylife59 16 jan
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    • Halt. This post was made by a clanker.
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    • I wish my relationships were as strong as them straps
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    • But didn’t distribute weight properly
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    • "That ain't going anywhere"
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    • Penis
      __Rigby__ 16 jan
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    • My grandpa said the only thing to love about tractors is you can butt fuck hay bales withem
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    • No clip. Also fuck Byleth
      LeDoc 16 jan
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    • laxluca7 16 jan
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    • Wow that's the power of flex tape
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    • Boss: “I told you to be careful!” Me: “But did the tractor go anywhere?”
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    • Florida man......
      mfinkk 16 jan
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    • He got the strap
      LKnight 16 jan
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    • How do u fuck up that bad that quick?
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    • ZenMaster 16 jan
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    • Footage 16 jan
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    • Give that man or women a raise
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    • *plucks strap like a guitar string* "yup that ain't goin nowhere"
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    • Vons 16 jan
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    • But they cant hook up a trailer
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    • It's true, I was the strap.
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    • Can I get the name of the straps please?
      Sethnoon 20 jan
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    • At that point the trailer was strapped to the tractor
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    • The man who did it definitely slapped the trailer and said "oh yeah she's not going anywhere" after he was done
      Foct 19 jan
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    • My family was driving to Iowa, my step mom in the other car always drives fast and she was lead car as we were driving, and a cop in a Dodge Charger (Not meant to off-road) was sitting in a median similar to that behind a sign. (1/2)
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    • I'd say it's more so the trailer being strapped to the tractor at this point
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    • "That thang ain't goin' nowhere" *slap* *slap*
      Jerad96 19 jan
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    • After work, I have to tie down a bobcat onto our trailer. They told me its gotta be so well tied down that even if the trailer flips over, it should stay strapped on
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    • That wasn’t goin anywhere
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    • Yep, that’s not goin anywhere
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    • That was on state route 422 towards kittaning P.A
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    • Hell of a chain job boys.
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    • If flipped over not started down
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    • Is it just me or does it look like a transformer
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    • The safety margin on straps and cables tend to be pretty high. It's not unreasonable for them to hold double or tripple what it says on the box.
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    • *shakes trailer* it ain't going nowhere
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    • “that’s not going anywhere “
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    • I did it, I’ve reached the end of features. My journey has been completed, I can finally drift off into a deep slumber in which I will undoubtedly not awake from. Good luck everyone, you will someday reach the same level of peace that I’ve achieved.
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    • I thought that was a transformer like autobots roll out
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    • What the hell happened here?
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    • Yeah that ain’t going nowhere
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    • Too much weight to the back of the trailer caused it to sway and lose control
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    • *Slaps tractor* that ain't going nowhere
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    • Chain down *
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    • Is it just me or did you guys see a trex at first and not a tractor
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    • Nice
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    • This happened in my home town
      Khel 18 jan
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    • Really thought this was a transformer
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