• ME: she's jealous of me because i can
play Mr. Brightside using nothing but
armpit farts
WIFE: not true
ME: I'll do it right now
WIFE: please don't
MARRIAGE COUNSELOR (visibly
excited): you can express yourself
freely here brandon
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    • Did someone say... Mr. Brightside?
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    • My son can do it too. But he calls it " Mr. Fartside" get it?
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