ts that what happens though, seriously?
You just get bored of us one day and disappear?,
Not if you're blonde.' I
Oh, she was blonde!
*Oh, what a 'surprise!
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 sep 2020
ts that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear?, Not if you're blonde.' I Oh, she was blonde! *Oh, what a 'surprise!
When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
iCapt iCapt
16 oct 2020
When she's describing the perfect guy and it's the exact opposite of yo ugly ass
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no"
PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
hostilewaffle008 hostilewaffle008
23 oct 2020
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no" PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
Anybody recognize this guy? He sent me a friends request
smb420 smb420
26 jan 2021
Anybody recognize this guy? He sent me a friends request
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
He was like you damn right
You know what they say about girls with big titties right?
" @steppen_Wolfe -
Replying to @SweetLizzyy
That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs
The One @jr2nd2none - v
Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii
Yeah, back problems
67 Re 15
HippoPotaMistress HippoPotaMistress
18 nov 2020
You know what they say about girls with big titties right? " @steppen_Wolfe - Replying to @SweetLizzyy That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs The One @jr2nd2none - v Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii Yeah, back problems 67 Re 15
Pulling up to the of July Cookout with the squad all wearing rompers like
Pulling up to the of July Cookout with the squad all wearing rompers like
When I finally sit down and my wife says:
"Can you..."
jbmack_920 jbmack_920
16 jun
When I finally sit down and my wife says: "Can you..."
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
booksididnt
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
How the gun shop worker stares when he overhears a woman Say it's her first time shopping for a gun by the revolver display section.
@firearmchronicles
AdaptiveCombatRifle AdaptiveCombatRifle
7 dec 2020
How the gun shop worker stares when he overhears a woman Say it's her first time shopping for a gun by the revolver display section. @firearmchronicles
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like..
AA batteries
GEN
Playing super old games
iKonk iKonk
1 oct 2020
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like.. AA batteries GEN Playing super old games
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a
SS
Culture Crave ff) @Culture...
purple penis that can change density
comedycentral
82
82 T) 223 595
StarboardPanda StarboardPanda
26 jan 2021
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a SS Culture Crave ff) @Culture... purple penis that can change density comedycentral 82 82 T) 223 595
Oh how you've disappointed me brother.
Oh how you've disappointed me brother.
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
Imotekh Imotekh
28 sep 2020
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,