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    • Stick of unsalted butter, new favorite insult
      Kollum 8 feb
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      • "Stick of unsalted butter"
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        • Stale end of white bread
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          • “Yeet...” I say nervously. The last thing I see is leaving earths atmosphere.
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            • Wow, this really salts my stick of butter :)
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              • Honestly I love tumblr name calling. It's either completely shit or some of the best stuff conceived
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                • Almost as good of stale end piece of bread
                  Xarxes 9 feb
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                  • I’d rather someone physically attack me before I get called an unsalted stick of butter
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                    • Wetmouth 12 feb
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                      • I’d be dumbfounded if someone called me a stick of unsalted butter. On that note the state food of Iowa is fried butter, imagine a corn dog but with a stick of butter instead
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                        • My favorite part is that he is greeting the kids from inside his own house with “trick or yeet” when they are trick or treating.
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                          • This man is a legend
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                            • COMFESS TO YOUR CRIMES STALE END PIECE OF BREAD!!!
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                              • It's an insult I'd expect from Rolf
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                                • "Stick of unsalted butter" isnt even an insult. Its calling him useful considering unsalted butter is preferred when cooking/baking so you can control the salt content in your dish.
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                                  • "Yeet it is"
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                                    • You stick of unsalted butter
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                                      • I took my nephew trick or treating last year and this guy at one house was making fun of everyone’s costume when they went up to the door when it was this little girl ahead of us and he said “ what are you? An unemployed magician”... she was a witch lol
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                                        • Stick of unsalted butter is my favorite new insult right after “you fucking cornball”
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                                          • Stick of unsalted butter is they most fucking cringe insult I’ve ever heard.
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                                            • Cowabunga it is.
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                                              • Tumblr kids are such dipfucks, why does it matter if it isn’t Halloween??
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                                                • Cowabunga it is
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                                                    • What is it with tumblr and their strange not quite insulting insults
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                                                      • COWOBUNGA IT IS
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                                                        • Omg the butter quote lmaooo
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                                                          • I'm stealin' that insult.
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                                                            • Wow a tumblr post I’m literally dying 😂😂😂😂
                                                              extome 9 feb
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                                                              • Stick of unsalted butter
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                                                                • TRICK OR YEET
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                                                                  • Why does "I throw the child" sound like it belongs on a chaotic neutral dnd character.
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                                                                    • I'm pretty sure that's a stick of heavily salted butter
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                                                                      • S t I c k. o f. u n s a l t e d. b u d d er
                                                                        Totut 9 feb
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                                                                        • You stick of unsalted butter. Ok thats one word on my list of "WORD THAT I HAVE NOT HEARD NOR EXPECTED TO HEAR IN MY LIFETIME"
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                                                                          • I think "alright my good hoe" is better than stick of unsalted better
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                                                                            • thettt 8 feb
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                                                                              • "STICK OF UNSALTED BUTTER" - Tumblr niggas
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                                                                                • "Stick of unsalted butter"
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                                                                                  • People who open the door don't say trick or treat the kids who knock say that
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                                                                                    • Every once in a while tumblr has some winners.
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                                                                                      • Check me for foodporn
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                                                                                        • More like “salted butter.” Cause he’s salty
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                                                                                          • A meme about halloween is a meme about halloween, no matter what time of year it is
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                                                                                            • They put the comma in the wrong place I'm gonna blow my brains out
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                                                                                              • HybridD 8 feb
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                                                                                                • You stick of unsalted butter.... that’s better that “you uncultured swine”
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                                                                                                    • The trick is also getting yeeted
                                                                                                      0gre 8 feb
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                                                                                                      • My boy really called him a stick of unsalted butter
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                                                                                                        • Cowabunga it is
                                                                                                          Satele 8 feb
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                                                                                                          • I still get comments on my feature from 2016 where people yell at me for talking about Hillary Clinton because the election is over
                                                                                                            TBestIG 8 feb
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                                                                                                            • Who uses real butter anymore? We use margarine
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                                                                                                                • OK you tub of I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-butter
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                                                                                                                  • “Stick of unsalted butter” Jesus fucking christ
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                                                                                                                    • what retard complains about the dates of posts
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                                                                                                                      • This is one of the less gay tumblr memes
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                                                                                                                        • Honestly unsalted butter is garbage
                                                                                                                          Pierce 9 feb
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                                                                                                                          • Tumblr is the Amy Schumer of the internet
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                                                                                                                            • Yote=yeet+kobe pronounced yo-tea
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                                                                                                                              • I will use stick of unsalted butter for the rest of my life
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                                                                                                                                • Imagine thinking “yeet” is funny
                                                                                                                                  DumbShit 8 feb
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                                                                                                                                  • I use unsalted butter all the time in my cookies
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                                                                                                                                    • Hey. Sticks of unsalted butter are great for baking and cooking because you can control how much salt goes in your dish or dessert
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                                                                                                                                      • Lame version of trick or bear
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                                                                                                                                        • Am I the only person who really dislikes “, but okay?” Gives the same feeling as someone saying “today years old”
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                                                                                                                                          • I still like absolute fucking walnut but this is going on the list
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                                                                                                                                            • I hate boring people. And unsalted butter. This is a good post.
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                                                                                                                                              • That insult
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                                                                                                                                                • SILENCE! Stale piece of white bread!
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                                                                                                                                                  • Cowabunga it is then
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                                                                                                                                                    • I'm gonna start calling people "Stick of unsalted butter "
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                                                                                                                                                      • Unsalted butter is very important for bakers, pastry makers and people who can't eat sodium
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                                                                                                                                                        • That is the best insult I've ever seen
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                                                                                                                                                          • Confusedly.* Retard.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Do this anytime anybody comes to your door
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Is this Ralph from ed,edd,&eddy
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Implying he eats sticks of salted butter?
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                                                                                                                                                                          • S T I C K OF U N S A L T E D B U T T E R
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Sounds like an insult ralph would use
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Time to throw that in my comeback pouch along with “if she were a spice she would be flour”
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • That is literally something dwight schrute would say. Like when he was talking about how he steals a chandelier and hides it in Belgium or some place lmaooooo
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Tumblr users are worse than weebs
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • But salted would make more sense ya goober
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • That’s the most underrated insult of all time
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Unsalted butter be like wtf man
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • We need another plague.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Guess what my new favorite insult is "you stick of unsalted butter"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • That's even better than wilted cabbage
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • But she was already pouring a brimming glass of spiders.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • I just love that insult: ok you stick of unsalted butter
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Ok question for Americans, (I heard this from someone) do you guys fry up sticks of butter and eat them?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • my wife didn't get the unsalted part of the insult ... why did I marry into a third worlder
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Yeet a jackass
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