*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
Testacular Testacular
17 mar
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
NICE COCK
TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
namedate namedate
16 jun
NICE COCK TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
When you have too much time on your hands...
probable_machine probable_machine
8 oct 2020
When you have too much time on your hands...
Jame Pressly side by side to Margot Robbie
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
16 oct 2020
Jame Pressly side by side to Margot Robbie
When the Burger King employee yells order
66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy
lightsaber
Good soldiers follow orders.
iammachine iammachine
7 jan 2021
When the Burger King employee yells order 66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy lightsaber Good soldiers follow orders.
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
don't have such weaknesses
LordRevan LordRevan
26 sep 2020
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. don't have such weaknesses
Vampires then: Vampires now:
Ceka Ceka
7 may
Vampires then: Vampires now:
When you get to the carne asada and you can hear Spanish music
blasting, a baby crying, and your
uncles fighting outside
The food, the atmosp
RandomMan22 RandomMan22
24 feb
When you get to the carne asada and you can hear Spanish music blasting, a baby crying, and your uncles fighting outside The food, the atmosp
Dogs are for people Who want
Worshipped be like Gods
AWe
Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
Psherman42WalabyWay Psherman42WalabyWay
26 sep 2020
Dogs are for people Who want Worshipped be like Gods AWe Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
character in marvel movie: *dies*
marvel:
ail
Spiders Spiders
9 mar
character in marvel movie: *dies* marvel: ail
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message:
"This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
JAVCT JAVCT
30 sep 2020
Madonna leaked a fake version of her album to pirates where every song was a loop of her saying "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" In response, a hacker posted the real album on her own site for everyone to download with the message: "This is what the fuck I think I'm doing."
Jonah inside the whale after being swallowed
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
7 may
Jonah inside the whale after being swallowed
WHEN YOU MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS
AND YOU FIND SHE IS SO TALENTED.
endlessImahoemaker
14 apr
WHEN YOU MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS AND YOU FIND SHE IS SO TALENTED.
Women: all men do is fucking lie
Women:
MatthewKeebaugh MatthewKeebaugh
7 jan 2021
Women: all men do is fucking lie Women:
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
she a glass of milk
Retired_Sinner Retired_Sinner
21 sep 2020
she a glass of milk