• The "don't get the vaccine, it has a microchip so they can track you" starter kit.
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    • I can put my phone down and just walk off into the woods at any point. This is a really stupid argument to try to normalize something we should try to prevent
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    • Daily government mandated meme.
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    • So externally limited technology invalidates their claim of having it forced inside their body?
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    • I'm sorry, is this meme supporting microchipping?
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    • I mean its a possible future, you should disntance yourself from shit like this anyways
      Hibiki_ 5 aug
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    • Psyop feature
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    • It’s always funny seeing people get angry at others for their beliefs but then are the same people that tell people they are intolerant and tell them to conform. Also, this is an insult at all of you not just one group.
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    • Go ahead, track me. All you’re going to see is me do is go to work, home and the gas station.
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    • Obvious psyop to try and discredit the notion that a microchip vaccine is entirely possible
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    • It saddens me to see people on here comment about "why does it matter if you aren't planning on breaking the law". Conspiracy aside tyranical government's exist and ours can become no different with a stroke of a pen they can make citizens criminals just because opinions differ.
      PyroKen 6 aug
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    • The mark of the beast...
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    • Technology can be destroyed, but this chip is intended to be permanent. Bill Gates wants to create a digital certificate that tracks you, acts as a passport of some sort, has all your medical data (i.e. what vaccines you’ve had/not had), allows you to buy and sell, etc. ID2020 look it up.
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    • you can’t remove a chip you can put down your phone you can take a bike and not a car. A chip will let police know who committed a crime 100% of the time, which you may think is ok but they will use that to make unconstitutional laws
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    • Psyop feature psyop feature
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    • Comparing something injected into your body to things you can either not partake in or leave at home/ditch in the garbage is astronomically stupid and ignorant.
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    • dude!? is ifunny just government propaganda now??
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    • Possible, but I literally don’t give a shit if they track me.
      _Man_ 6 aug
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    • Dumbest post of the week
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    • It’s gonna be a voluntary vaccine until it’s not. Just like these masks were voluntary at first and now damn near every place requires them. Same thing gonna happen with the vaccine wake the fuck up
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    • 1. A microchip would show up very easily on an x-ray 2. Why do they need to chip everyone? 90 percent of us are boring in the eyes of the government 3. It would be much easier to put chips in the vaccines your no kids have to take for school you can even say no 1/2
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    • The reason why im not getting it is because i feel like its gon be rushed and it could have some stupid side effects
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    • All these I can destroy if I actually need to hide, a microchip Inside your body would be virtually impossible
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    • I’m about to divorce my wife over this shit. She has gone balls deep over the cliff with this end of the world shit. New world order and Jesus is coming back all in the same day. Give me a fucking break.
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    • I mean they literally have publicly admitted they are going to offer an "optional" microchip with the vaccine, this isn't even a conspiracy theory. Look up id2020
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    • Also the “mark of the beast” conspiracy theorist starter pack
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    • Aight look, don't you think it would be a lot easier to put a microchip in the vaccines that kids have to get at birth or when they enter middle school to attend public school here in the US than to "manufacture" and pandemic and then create a vaccine just to implant microchips into people?
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    • Ah yes cause I have an IPhone and a car embedded into my skin. Might as well call me a fucking deceptacon
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    • And here comes the psyop to normalize having a fucking microchip in you
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    • The “iFunny vaccine propaganda” starter pack.
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    • I got tested for COVID and they shoved a q-tip up my nostrils. If they are impanting microchips, that's when they did it cuz it sure felt like it
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    • Difference is you can distance yourself from this stuff
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    • Hey guys? A neighbor moved in recently and she’s anti vax I don’t know much about vaccines but the kids beginning to cough badly and looks insanely ill. Am I safe? I’m vaccinated but am I 100% safe?
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    • Karen Chungo doggo blumpf Harry Potter 9gag gif caption wholesome Keanu fuck my ass
      OGLucky 6 aug
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    • If a book from 2020 years ago warns me about the impending doom by a mark they will put on me i rather not put that on my body
      murillog 6 aug
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    • are there really anti-vaxxers on iFunny now? Holy moly guacamole.
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    • I'm not getting it. All of you will be safe from me tho since you'll get the mystery shots.
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    • Its not that its just the person who is creating the vaccine steve jobs made over a million women in Africa sterile and when making the polio vaccine in india he basically just gave out polio because the disease wasnt deactivated or weakened it was just there its full self and he gave like 1/2
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    • I’m not getting it because I prefer being able to have kids. Fuckin.... god knows what the long term side effect of that vaccine will be. We sure fuckin don’t because it’s impossible to test for long term side effects and still release it in less than two years so...
      BSArtist 6 aug
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    • To anyone that's scared of being tracked: Relax. You're not important. The government doesn't give a shit about you
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    • "TikTok is a foreign app that steals your data!" he says before pressing send on iFunny dot com
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    • I can take off a watch or throw away my phone. I can’t clean my blood
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    • Nah the “coin shortage” is an excuse to switch to card only. Fully traceable and lets them know where you are/were
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    • In case you guys were wondering, its real, and done through Microsoft. Basically, employers can buy GPS tracking data from Microsoft in order to increase productivity. Its legality is under current discussion, and Michigan is very against it. We recently passed a bill protecting employees from this-
      WhyFye 6 aug
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    • Government psyop feature
      Lore 6 aug
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    • You know, even those “drive-safe” things provided by insurance that only track when you accelerate, brake, and turn (without direction) can be used to predict your location with 95% accuracy for a 30-mile trip.
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    • Careful, might get cut by all this edge in the comments
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    • Honestly, does it even matter? You don't think they can't track us where ever we go anyway? I'm certain they don't care much about you or me, unless your going the store to but bomb supplies, what would you have to worry about
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    • They are tracking you...with your thermostat? Does...does the government know we don't travel with them?
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    • Ehh I have my snap map visible to everyone in hopes that someone puts a hit on me
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    • We Have To Pick... Do We Want Our Data In Chinese Hands... Or Republican Hands?
      4Pep 6 aug
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    • people really think this isnt somthing agencies are capable of. but they forget so easily when the patriot act had to he exposed by Edward Snowden.
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    • It’s been fun guys, but after reading these comments it’s finally time to delete the app. Y’all are dumb motherfuckers who I am ashamed to coexist with. Fuck y’all, have a shitty life
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    • The whole gates putting a chip in a vaccine was never true. He never said that. Someone posted on Facebook he did and everyone believed it. Do your own research people
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    • Are there really pro death idiots on ifunny now thats kinda cringe
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    • Thats just rich white mom
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    • I heard the most extreme conspiracy involving the “mark of the beast”, vaccines, 5G, Corona being 666, Israel and Trump, the antichrist, and Covid-19 being code for Certificate of Vaccination AI so they can track you and use you as a 5G tower. I lost braincells listening to it.
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    • I’m not worried about trackers in the vaccine, I’m worried about the other chemicals used to thin out the population
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    • I have none of that and I also believe the vaccine will have some fuck shit the government won't tell us about
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    • None of those things are implanted in you, fucking bugman retard.
      Cajun 7 aug
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    • Theres literally proof they're planning to chip us. Look up ID2020. Bill Gates has been working on ot for years
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    • Y'all say anti-vax are stupid for saying they no more than doctors when it comes to vaccines but then when doctors say masks are pointless y'all claim they are wrong and that you know more 🤔
      Greymane 6 aug
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    • What is nest gonna track and report? What temperature i like my house at different times of the day? It has no microphone and the app has no access to anything but the thermostat
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    • Literal psyop feature
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    • Nothing’s stopping you from getting rid of your phone. Nothing’s stopping you from deleting google and using DuckDuckGo or nothing at all. Nothing stopping you from deleting Facebook. Everything is stopping you from removing a microchip once you get one
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    • Who doesn’t use google
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    • I have all of these besides Facebook (which is for boomers) but I am pro vaccination so I am confusion
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    • I normally laugh at people who call others sheeple, but acting like this is the definition of being sheeple.
      cornell 6 aug
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    • A meme that supports microchipping? Yikes
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    • Dude that shit Elon is working on where they put a chip into your brain that can augment your hormones and neurotransmitters is terrifying
      Cpt_Kush 6 aug
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    • Daily government mandated meme.... nice
      iPhones 6 aug
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    • Bill gates literally designed a microchip for vaccines though
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    • Sounds like android propaganda
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    • Also I'm following future 5G technology and a bunch of big stock moguls are pushing for chip implants that store your personal information that can be scanned to let you seamlessly go places. Sounds nice until you go wait I think that's a branding tool.
      Moetus 6 aug
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    • YES THATS RIGHT GOYIM WE CAN TRACK YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO SO JUST GIVE UP AND LET US INJECT YOU WITH A CHIP THAT YOU CAN NEVER REMOVE STOP WITH THE CONSPIRACIES
      BroCum 6 aug
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    • “They already do it through your phone” shut the fuck up. It doesn’t make it right and if that’s the case stop using it
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    • Yes, but here's the thing... say I'm a really smart criminal. Always getting away with murder, no evidence, no DNA, no connection to the vic, etc. But in addition, I wear disguises in case of cameras and I dont carry electronic. The only thing they could get me on was the tracker, they couldn't(1/2)
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    • Government mandated pro microchip meme
      Cpt_Heap 6 aug
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    • 1. This is an unreasonable conspiracy theory. 2. If you’re fine with getting chipped you really are a sheep.
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    • It's not for tracking. They've been doing that for ages. It's for something much more sinister. Or so I've been told. Either way, I ain't getting shit. Not because of the conspiracy. I simply don't see the point in getting a vaccine that was heavily rushed and has less K1LLING potential than a fly.
      iKelex 6 aug
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    • Boys... be careful, don't rush to get the vaccine and definitely don't let yourself get chipped like a dog
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    • Coronavirus is a lie
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    • Well hes not wrong
      Elchupa 6 aug
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    • I just don’t want a vaccine right away, with how it’s being fast tracked I wanna see what happens to the guinea pigs
      shnerd87 6 aug
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    • Who cares if they tracking me! I hope they enjoying the boring ass show
      xird 6 aug
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    • We used the privacy invading tools to destroy the privacy invading tools
      Moetus 6 aug
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    • Im the type that covers my laptop camera with tape but goes everywhere with my phone
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    • It’s not about tracking. They are going to place a “vaccine ID” chip into your hand or forehead so you cannot get into grocery stores, on planes, or run a business without it. This ID chip tells a store if you are up to date with your vaccines. It’s being tested in Africa currently. Biblical prophec
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    • Funny thing is I don't own nun of these😂🤣😂
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    • How about don’t get the vaccine because it’s probably gonna have a ton of negative side effects, cause it was developed to just be the first one out.
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    • You all deserve to be led to slaughter
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    • While I found this enjoyable, I think we should complain about the government tracking us in general
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    • lmao if you think iphones collect more info on you than androids you have another thing coming
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    • Well it's a good thing I don't recognize half of those things. Trump told me about the micro brew trackers
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