• Tortoise who fathered 800 offspring and
saved his species released into wild
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    • When he see another tortoise
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    • rest up king, you deserve it
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    • PorkSword 18 jun
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    • That tortoise doesn’t just fuck, he hyucks
      Skrunky 18 jun
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    • Incest turtles
      Angel 17 jun
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    • I have a serious question. Is it better to let the spieces die out or save them with massive amounts of inbreeding and incest leading to generations of horrible genetic defects?
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    • PorkSword 18 jun
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    • To be fair a clutch of eggs can be over a hundred so that isn’t as impressive as it sounds
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    • MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
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    • And then he runs into his 17th 3rd generation daughter and they have slow turtle sex
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    • Diego is a legend and nothing negative about him will be tolerated.
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    • The CEO of Sex
      ablap 18 jun
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    • Damn right
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    • Good job Diego, you may rest now, if you want
      MrTurtle 18 jun
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    • My dumb ass read farted 800 offspring for a moment
      pepeep 18 jun
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    • Wouldn’t they all be inbred
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    • Was having bitches brought to him daily....now he has to grind like all the other simps
      craig7979 19 jun
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    • He’s building a turtle army
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    • Dies from having a easy life for couple years
      i8b4 18 jun
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    • Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club
      JEEZUwU 18 jun
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    • See, guys, this is a good example of reaction image
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    • Uncle grandpa
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    • Nobody talking about how he fathered 800 offspring and most of them will end up fucking each other
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    • Y’all know his main instinct is to fuck now and once he’s in the wild he’ll be getting all the tortoise coochie on that island right? This isn’t a retirement, this is freedom
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    • diego w the donkey dick
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    • They should’ve done that, now we’ll be overrun
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    • Diego!
      Kasagure 19 jun
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    • CITY MORGUE
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    • Havee
      Iewdness 18 jun
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    • Prolly disappeared after like my dad
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    • *5 Turtle Sperm Donation Centers Found Near You*
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    • Gibby says incest tortoise
      RealGibby 18 jun
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    • Bout to be a lot of mutation
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    • Oh lawd he cumin'
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    • He's been in captivity so long, I'm not sure if he would rather live in the wild...
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    • I feel like a lot of the future generations are just gonna be inbred
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    • Now they all gon be cousin fuckers
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    • AxoLotl16 18 jun
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    • 69k smiles ... nice
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    • My poop is neon green
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    • Now they all gonna be inbred af
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    • He’s retired now but still fucking
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    • So the rest will just be incest babies?
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    • I need that sweater
      hannahm04 21 jun
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    • All the turtles 3 generations down the line are gonna have Down syndrome
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    • Diego!
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    • Atta boy Diego
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    • Diego?
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    • Ay that tortle fucks mad.
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    • My mans Diego back at it hitting up the strip
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    • There he goes again, fucking all the bitches in his path.
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    • Grandpa?
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    • What a fucking legend
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    • My time has cum
      Ryboy1122 19 jun
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    • Diego
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    • Do people not realize the fact that there is a couple hundred more tortoises for the offspring to breed with, not to mention that they aren't all siblings, he had several different partners throughout his reign.
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    • Did I just read that to the tune of “The Boys are Back in Town??”
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    • This tortes is dio
      XnasD4C 19 jun
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    • Is that Diego?
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    • Is it moral to be your only race
      Noasted 19 jun
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    • Have you people ever seen a tortoise penis?! Or how much they ejaculate?!!
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    • Master Oogway the cock master
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    • Word around the ocean is you got schmeat
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    • But...the only other tortie in town...would be 800 of his "offspring"
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    • Tortoise Khan
      Dags 19 jun
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    • Ain't dead yet motherfuckers
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    • Got him self a private island
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    • Probably gonna fuck one of his kids
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    • he f***** his way to Freedom
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    • Heyyy it’s Diego
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    • Tortoise Khan
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    • Bill Murray?
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    • ha nice
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    • I heard he died.
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    • Yeah but now his species is going to have a family stump instead of a tree
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    • Like that Scrubs episode where Dr. Kelso gets with his fellow Chief's of Medicine.
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    • orgasm doner
      Bug_Juice 18 jun
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    • I read that as dig bick
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    • The uncle ron of turtles
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    • Diego??
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    • Incest chain
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    • That shirt should of said big dick daddy is back in town
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    • I thought they posted this exact phrase but he end up passing away, not released. Someone been giving me misinformation
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    • Not a lizard but it checks out.
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    • They released him into an uninhabited island, I didn't read the full article so idk where
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    • He was probably comfortable with unlimited puss and food, why release him now
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    • He looks smug af
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    • Was later incarcerated for multiple charges of felony blubby against a wide variety of sea creatures
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