When you just finished a bag of Doritos
I_dont_know_what_happened I_dont_know_what_happened
27 oct 2020
When you just finished a bag of Doritos
When ur chewing gum & u randomly
bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
When ur chewing gum & u randomly bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open.
- Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open. - Frank Zappa
when you help your friend slash her ex's tires and she gets back with him a week later
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
when you help your friend slash her ex's tires and she gets back with him a week later
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
DirkDenzla
22 jan 2021
Weapons of Mass Distraction
I copied my project from Wikipedia
PM
To protect from plagiarism, I then deleted that section from Wikipedia.
PM
rare
Modern problems require modern solutions
MichaelangeloDaVinci MichaelangeloDaVinci
28 dec 2020
I copied my project from Wikipedia PM To protect from plagiarism, I then deleted that section from Wikipedia. PM rare Modern problems require modern solutions
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
"So tell me more about yourself"
Me, trying to remember who I am:
"So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am:
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Fromundamahjunk
21 mar
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke.
You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
leeewee leeewee
12 jan 2021
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
this
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris. this
Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle? - Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle?
Kittens Kittens
29 sep 2020
Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle? - Who the best cat ever and why is it Snoodle?
Damn.... I'm kinda
tired of living through these
Major historical events
RedrumDude RedrumDude
5 nov 2020
Damn.... I'm kinda tired of living through these Major historical events
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
Leaps Leaps
27 sep 2020
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
justjill justjill
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
francheyes francheyes
27 sep 2020
Smart ass dogs
BEAVFEED, REAL ESTATE
You won't believe how far into this
'millennial homeowner' piece it takes for us to mention their inheritance!
JULY 26, 2018 by TAN MACINTYRE
ChrisSale ChrisSale
9 feb
BEAVFEED, REAL ESTATE You won't believe how far into this 'millennial homeowner' piece it takes for us to mention their inheritance! JULY 26, 2018 by TAN MACINTYRE
Dudes will grind hundereds of hours in Red Dead Online to look like this.
DawDav DawDav
10 jun
Dudes will grind hundereds of hours in Red Dead Online to look like this.
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU
if you see the cat, you are caring.
if you see the musician, you are artistic.
if you see the bread, you are hungry.
if you see all three at once,
you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
CalmPanic CalmPanic
21 sep 2020
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU if you see the cat, you are caring. if you see the musician, you are artistic. if you see the bread, you are hungry. if you see all three at once, you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
ally begg tr Follow
True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &
levelDad levelDad
16 mar
ally begg tr Follow True story, flight attendant on Delta Airways posted ths pic with caption "only 1 paying attention to safety demo" &