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    • Could you imagine being unlucky enough to get 2 cancers while simultaneously being lucky enough for them to pemdas and cancel eachother out
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    • I had my penis in a record book until the librarian told me to take it out
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    • Lmao, it quite literally reverse carded itself
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    • Did.. Did we just find the cure cancer?
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    • The cure for cancer is cancer.....
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    • I used the stones to destroy the stones
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    • Plot twist: now you’re stuck with mega cancer
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    • Cancer hurt itself in it's confusion
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    • This is how we cure cancer, by giving cancer to cancer.
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    • I guess two negatives do equal a positive...
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    • The cure to cancer is cancer
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    • Wait a second? Could this be a cure?
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    • Can we cure cancer, by giving cancer cancer??
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    • Wait is the cure for cancer.......MORE FUCKING CANCER???
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    • So, the cure for cancer... is more cancer?
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    • Two negatives is a positive
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    • Give our cancer cancer to make the cancer go away
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    • So cancer can get cancer
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    • I remember when I was younger and once said the cure to cancer is cancer
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    • Cancer: I’ll kick your ass! I’ll kick your dog’s ass! I’ll even kick my own ass!
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    • Dude.... what if the cure to cancer.... is cancer?
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    • It hurt itself in confusion
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    • I didn’t know cancer could get cancer
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    • I think we just found the cure for cancer
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    • Maybe that’s the cure for cancer?
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    • That’s not how cancer works lol
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    • All this time the secret to beating cancer was just more cancer
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    • Wait. Could this mean that if we could somehow give people cancers on growths or give growths to cancers that we found the cure for cancer? The cure for cancer IS cancer.
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    • It hurts itself in its confusion.
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    • Cancer 2: Electric Boogaloo
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    • So the cure for cancer was cancer all along. No wonder we never figured it out!
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    • They found a cure for cancer just add cancer to the cancer
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    • This man really got cancer squared
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    • It cancels put. Pemdas or some shit right?
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    • So the cure to cancer is cancer....whoda thunk
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    • I used the cancer to destroy the cancer, it nearly killed me
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    • Cancer²
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    • Cancer: " the truth is... the game was rigged from the start:
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    • Fighting cancer with cancer is actually a recent study that started in 2016
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    • Cure for cancer is more cancer
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    • Ahh the old kill cancer with cancer trick!
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    • In order to beat the cancer, you must become the cancer.
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    • Cure of Cancer: Cancer
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    • Fight fire with fire or fight fire with cancer in this case
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    • So basically cancer just committed suicide
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    • Malignant tumors that reach a certain size will begin recruiting nearby blood vessels to supply them with nutrients to continue dividing. This, along with placing pressure on nearby tissues from their size, is how they can kill surrounding cells, by depriving them of space and nutrients.
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    • Sir, you got cancer so bad that your cancer got cancer, and cancered out
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    • How can this even work? Seems fake.
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    • Did we just find the cure for cancer???
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    • Super cancer
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    • Cancer tries cancer. It it confused, it hit itself in its confusion
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    • when ur parent calls you a son of a bitch
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    • No but seriously, this actually does happen. Doctors have theorized and considered using it as an actual treatment, but it's too dangerous since the new cancer can metastasize and make things worse
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    • Imagine being the doctor who has to explain this rollercoaster
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    • Negative x negative = positive
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    • I USED THE STONES TO DESTROY THE STONES
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    • Its basic elementary math negative times a negative makes a positive
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    • There’s always a bigger fish
      Hempo 15d
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    • Sir, your cancer has cancer
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    • Cancer squared
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    • I mean can’t they use cancer as a way to cure cancer?
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    • This is the opposite of what happened to Furious Pete. He got cancer in one of his balls, and then beyond all odds he got cancer in his other ball so that had to be removed too. I feel for that man
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    • "I used the stones to destroy the stones"
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    • Thats not possible, cancer is the uncontrollable growth of cells, it would just make it worse
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    • So doesn’t this mean cancer is the cure for cancer?
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    • COULD THIS LEAD TO NEW RESEARCH ON ACTUALY CREATING CANCER TO CURE IT?
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    • The cure for cancer is cancer
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    • When two wrongs somehow make a right
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    • I guess you can Say they cancerred each other out
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    • If this is actually true then couldn’t doctors cultivate cancer cells in live cultures and then replicate this same phenomenon and kill cancer with cancer?
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    • The cure for cancer is... cancer? Well, atleast it follows the law of equivalent exchange.
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    • Just kill yourself and you kill the tumor, really not that hard.
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    • Cancer gets cancer? Sounds like the American political system.
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    • So two wrongs do make a right.
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    • they cancer out
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    • I’ve been telling everyone more cancer is the key!
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    • The cure to cancer is cancer
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    • Two negatives make a positive duh
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    • When the man gets cancer for his cancer
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    • it's called PEMDAS dumbass that shit cancels out
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    • New cure for cancer: give them more powerful cancer
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    • Cancer²
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    • I would say that that's not how cancer works, but I dont know enough about cancer to refute this.
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    • Could this be something doctors could start doing? Purposefully exposing cancer cells to other cancer cells
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    • I used the stones to destroy the stones
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    • I think we found the cure for cancer, give the cancer cancer
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    • Cancer is so evil that even cancer kill cancer
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    • That’s the cure! MORE CANCER!!!
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    • Guys I think that might be the cure for cancer.
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