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    • Best thing for toothache is to boil a bunch of ants and swish the water (without the ants) in your mouth. The venom numbs your mouth pretty good. Little survival tip if your tooth hurts and youre in the bush
      war4567 20 jun
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    • Me - *painfully shoving cloves of garlic in my ears.*
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    • No amount of pain will ever make me drink apple cider vinegar
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    • When I first saw “earache” my brain did a stupid and pronounced it “eer-ahch-ay”
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    • Where is opium?
      Jakechar 20 jun
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    • Who's out here shoving blueberries up they dirty dick?
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    • Fentanyl
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    • *me bleeding out after being sh0t 32 times* *sips water* “perfect”
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    • Are you saying my Drill sergeant was right!?! Water!
      sc0ttie 20 jun
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    • Where is Kratom?!?
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    • Urinary tract infections are much better treated by cranberries and cranberry juice (no sugar, yeast and bacteria love that shit)
      BrookIyn 30 jun
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    • Wheres weed
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    • *breaks my leg* thank god I have this water to take the edge off
      Austere 30 jun
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    • Pretty educational. But did you know you can make fire transform into different colors?
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    • This is such bullshit, just go to the doctor or store and get proper medicine. I tried this holistic shit for years, and guess what? It doesn't fucking work.
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    • where is painki11ers?
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    • Oxy
      MacDaxxy 21 jun
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    • I’ll be sure to have a nice cup of water the next time I’m in genuine pain
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    • That's cool, but how do i change the color of my fire
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    • Of course there's nothing for a headache. Sometimes it feels like my forehead has to sneeze and its fucking brutal
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    • Time to stick blueberries in my dickhole guys wish me luck
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    • cranberries are way better for UTIs
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    • Dehyde 1 jul
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    • You forgot opium
      M1911 1 jul
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    • Uh fuck I got an injury pain of being shot 6 times lemme drink some ducky W A T E R and I'll be good
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    • How do i change the color of my campfire tho?
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    • Open bleeding wound: DIRT
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    • Gun barrel
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    • cyanide does the trick as well
      Jmillyrad 30 jun
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    • I need more peppermint I beat my meat to much
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    • Butthurt: cock
      WhiteCT 1 jul
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    • That’s cool, but how do I change the color of my campfire?
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    • That's nice, but how do I change the color of my fire?
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    • *breaks leg* Doc: "Here, I got you a glass of water" :)
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    • The heartburn one sounds odd. Have acid in your throat? Drink more acid!
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    • Water?
      krby666 1 jul
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    • What about emotional
      KVGE 1 jul
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    • Water usually helps with headaches
      Slank 1 jul
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    • Apple cider vinegar is a hoax.
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    • Here are some
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    • Heroin. You forgot heroin
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    • Kratom
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    • content not available more
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    • You really expect me to put blueberrys into my urinary tract?
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    • Hydrocodone?
      kanep0e 30 jun
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    • And when you combine them all together you will never feel pain, except for in your mouth cause that would not taste good.
      KManT02 30 jun
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    • you forgot poppies
      JHKV 30 jun
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    • What do they got for migraines, my family gets them a lot and I'd like to know everything I can do to help.
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    • Arthritis: heroin. Tooth ache: heroin. Lumbago: heroin. Dutch's plan: Lumbago. Tuberculosis: heroin.
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    • Apple cider vinegar for heartburn?... the pH of your stomach acid is 1 and the ph of vinegar is 3...how could it possibly help
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    • What about sun burns. And no, not Aloe vera
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    • If you think of pain feeling good, it actually can trick your mind to numbing it. But you have to train it and have a really good imagination. I tell people this but they think I’m crazy.
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    • But what if a vampire gets an earache
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    • needa re-up on my percs
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    • Too bad most of these require ungodly amounts of them to do anything. For example, like a cup of turmeric is needed.
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    • Depression : alcohol
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    • Youve forgotten you have to eat LITERAL POUNDS for most of this shit to take effect
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    • *puts garlic in ears and horseradish up nose*
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    • *me shoving a fistful of peppermint into my open severed arm*
      loBarmba 1 jul
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    • Apple cider vinegar helps heartburn? That shit is fucking horrible, just let me have the heartburn
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    • I can verify that clove or clove oil work EXTREMELY well! I had a really bad tooth infection and the cloves numbed my the entire left side of my mouth. There is still some nagging aches but definatly better than any pain medication I tried.
      Jonnyr17 1 jul
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    • That’s cool, but how do I change the color of my fire?
      maoe 1 jul
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    • I drink apple cider vinegar every morning. None of these things work even on the level of tylenol.
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    • I break my leg and you want me to drink water....
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    • Kratom?
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    • But how do I change camp fire colors
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    • People are saying opium but doesn’t opium need to be refined from the poppy first?
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    • I have to call bs in the water that’s just got to be a placebo
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    • Casually doing a line of ground up horseradish to clear out my sinuses
      ATOMlC 1 jul
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    • Where are my salts!? Quick someone post the salts that make the fire pretty colors.
      Berries 1 jul
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    • You stuff the blueberries down your urethra right? Asking for a friend but answer quick please
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    • This strength I’ve seen it once before
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    • *Makes the worst smoothie*
      Sensino 1 jul
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    • yall are like "im never drinking apple cider vinegar" bruh that shits bomb like yeah it made my throat close up but it was worth is
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    • I dont believe cherries relieave pain...
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    • I'd rather deal with heartburn then drink apple cider vinegar.
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    • Cannabis
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    • Okay but how do I make my campfire change colors?
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    • Same energy
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    • Don't forget a 12 ga to the dome
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    • I n j u r y p a i n
      poisonxo 1 jul
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    • Poppy seeds bruh r u dum
      DrQuanta 1 jul
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    • Yeah lemme just eat raw cloves, that'll taste great
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    • Any pain/injury: He needs some MILK.
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    • Saving this for if I run out of heroin
      Neno1313 1 jul
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    • "Video games"
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    • I just do cocaine and all my pain goes away
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    • You forgot marijuana
      mannyf209 30 jun
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    • Apple cider vinegar must make heartburn worse. I make 8 meals at least mega spicy, and my stomach and heart burn is rough, but the thought of dousing it with the main ingredient to hot sauce doesn’t sound good
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    • Put em altogether and you got the same dinner the anti-vaxxer down the street is making.
      Dabbler 30 jun
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    • Or hear me out opium ketamine heroin and cocaine
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    • It's the new fire flame color
      myfatnutz 30 jun
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    • all of the above: Poppy Oil
      BenSpazz 30 jun
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    • Except for heartburn drink a cup of water with baking soda in it. Its caused from acid. Added vinegar (acid) doesnt help
      nyzcerg 30 jun
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    • As someone who has "hip perthes disease," "acid reflux" (from too many years on Adderall) and "arthritis" I can LEGALLY say, none of these work👍
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    • Me looking for Judas Priest
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    • The apple cider vinegar would make heartburn worse.
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