• took her to starbucks cause i forgot
her name
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    • Hey OP, get a life you fuckin schlub - no one likes you and stop posting shitty memes!
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    • i wil use this, thanks bro
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    • You know damn well that they’ll get that shit wrong
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    • No thankyou. I'll just keep calling her mom
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    • If you forget your gf’s name then you a a terrible boyfriend
      nrf81 2 jul
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    • This new porksword is a better porksword. Like this if you want him to keep posts like this up
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    • And then she gives a fake name to be funny and your fucked
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    • But then they'll spell her name wrong
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    • Galaxy Sized brain move right there
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    • Reminds me of a guy in high school where the first two weeks of his relationship with a girl he only called her babe because he didn’t know her name
      Cayne98 6 jul
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    • Sis works fine for me
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    • Karen with a I.
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    • Outstanding move
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    • Honestly I broke up with a girl because I forgot her name
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    • I have never seen porksword get a feature. Wow.
      Bernard_ 7 jul
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    • Just for her to be one of those hoes that tell the barista to put “Batman” on their cup.
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    • Shit, that would just cause more problems as they would say the wrong name.
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    • Turns out her name is bridgeat
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    • Sometimes if a girl had a complicated name they will have a simple name that is easier that they give to the barista rather than their real name... just say'n. be careful out there gents
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    • Spending 5 dollars to get her name
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    • and made her pay for her own?
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    • That's actually fucking brilliant, I forget names so easily I'll try to remember this
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    • The return of the king
      Ratsley 8 jul
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    • Then she's a regular so the cashier just writes it on the cup instead of her saying it. Then as you wait for your drinks you try to sneak a peek but you can't see well enough to get a glimpse. Then as your drinks are ready the cashier just hands hers to her and her hand is over the section (1/2)
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    • How would that help anything, wouldn't it just make it worse
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    • “So, how are you today Cark?”
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    • Well when you call her the name on the cup your relationship is over so what's the point?
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    • You better have listened to her and not the worker. Other wise your gonna call her Karen instead of sharen.
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    • Inception
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    • That's why if I had any bitches I would call of them baby girl now I just need some bitches
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    • Kate with a C? Call her katec. Alexis with a U? Call her Ulexi
      weirdo43 7 jul
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    • Pro tip if you forget someone's name: Ask them what their name is, and after they get offended and tell you their first name say that you meant their last name. They won't be offended anymore and now you have both
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    • I would still forget her name
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    • Didn’t know a friend’s name for three years, I learned it a couple weeks ago
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    • That’s the place that is the least likely to solve your problem.
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    • What her use a fake name as a test op
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    • "Hey hun, I need to go to the bathroom. Can you grab my cup when they call out my name?"
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    • You think we can't read that censored name?
      overr156 6 jul
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    • They will say the wrong name then u in the dog house
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    • So she paid for the date? Fantastic play
      curtisk 6 jul
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    • Not if they ask for your name assuming you’re buying
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    • Now the barrista is calling for a Suzanne, the cup reads Becky, but your girl is Christina. The problem just became worse
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    • Well not all of us starbucks fucks ask everyone for their name eveeeeerrryyyy time
      ipizzle 6 jul
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    • I like hanging out with you, reads cup .... "Bubba"
      palehawk 6 jul
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    • I love you, ummm... Aaron? “It’s Erin you fucking asshole!”
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    • Streamed Dave chapel because I wanted a laugh: modern problems require modern solutions
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    • I need spider goo
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    • Smart play
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    • 20$ drink? That shit ain’t worth, have her make a her own contact in your phone.
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    • *girl tells barista some stupid nick name instead*
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    • gotta watch the bill wurtz vid from the last meme
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    • You will now forever misspell her name
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    • What if she doesnt order a drink?
      lazyBea 6 jul
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    • The Barista is gonna fuck it up, so you better pay attention
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    • Wait how the hell did porksword get featured?
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    • Girl: *gives fake name to play joke on Starbucks worker*
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    • That’s actually genius thanks bro
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    • I didn’t know my grandmas name for like the first 12 years of my life
      Xjewels 6 jul
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    • I use my middle name at Starbucks.
      SoLeave 6 jul
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    • Put my name down as shark because apparently its 2020 and we are putting animals as our starbucks names. Dunno how a cop is a pig, tho.
      Duckette 6 jul
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    • They’d just spell it wrong and then you still call her the wrong name
      Jvp1 6 jul
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    • Another tip: “New phone who dis?”
      Fundus 6 jul
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    • I just ask how to spell their name then I figure out what it is.
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    • I know from experience it’s a bad idea to ask a girl her name 2 dates in.
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    • Good luck on your next date with Jorsika
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    • What if shes silly and puts a fictional name on her cup like kirby or dark link
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    • If you forget someone’s name ask them how to spell it
      jinjo_ 6 jul
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    • If you forgot ur gf’s name u are dumb as FUCK
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    • Nah she would make you order it for her to see if you know her name.
      3irdman 6 jul
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    • Her name is Tiffany, the barista calls her Stephanie
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    • "HOW DO I SPELL YOU NAME!" "THANK YOU"
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    • If you forget someone's name just ask them how they spell it
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    • 4.50 FOR A NAME I THINK NOT
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    • Pork = New king of Ifunny
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    • Until they fucked that up
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    • They gon spell it wrong
      YungYeet 6 jul
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    • So you made her pay
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    • Or just pretend to be making a snap and ask how to spell her name
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    • Tip if you forget someones name, simply ask their name again, they will tell you seemingly annoyed that you forgot it then say "no your last name" then they'll be relieved and you'll know their first and last name. I use it all the time
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    • Just call her by another girl’s name, and say you were referring to the traumatic incident that happened when you were younger.
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    • Boys how often u pay for dates for u and ur girl
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    • So theres this girl I work with, she's really cute and I like her a lot, the only problem is, is that idk how old she is, but I'm assuming just under like 25, and shes like 6 something, while I'm 5'10 lol, any advice anyone?
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    • But then u gonna spell her name wrong
      jyama 5 jul
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    • Yeah till she makes you order and her and the cashier both like “well what’s the name?!?!”
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    • Then they look at you for her name when you order together retard. Just gonna use your own name? Doesn't work
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    • Probably didn't spell it right though
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    • I give fake names
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    • They still won’t give u the right name
      mac28 5 jul
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    • When she gives a fake name and you continue to call her by it
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    • “Hey *reads starbucks cup* Ali-Ali-licia.... what do you want to do now?”
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    • "Honey why did you write my name like Keighlay instead of Kylie?" "Ummm..."
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    • Could work
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    • I always just say "how would you even spell your name?". It might seem stupid, but it shows that you care and it might be a good conversation starter
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    • “Can you order for me”
      ImFroog 5 jul
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    • Then they write her name wrong
      ognutt 5 jul
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