• Tom Houslay
Golf is so weird. Huge swathes of landscape culled and privatised because men are too scared to just ask their friend if they want to go for a walk
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    • No it’s because we want to turn that walk into a competition while getting shit faced.
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    • why does everyone feel the need to shit on other people having fun with their free time
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    • I think Tony and Ezekial would disagree.
      Shade17 7 sep
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    • Looks like you upset a """G*lfer""" 🤢
      TroIIi 6 sep
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    • cheeks1 7 sep
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    • Imagine thinking all guys are gay because you eat too much soy
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    • “Golf is a good walk, spoiled.”
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    • Golf is my favorite sport! Nothing more satisfying than hitting a clean iron shot
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    • Or play a game and drink and smoke with there friends also sometimes bets ..... but yeah that’s just walking right?
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    • Golf is so much fun and if you disagree you’re just poor
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    • You forgot the drunk off your ass with competition part of that “walk”
      eoneon 7 sep
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    • I have never disagreed with anything more in my life, anyone who has spent a considerable amount of time on a golf course knows that golf is a whole different animal. The physical aspect of the game is super challenging, paired with the mental side and you are left with one hell of a game
      Bizz2504 7 sep
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    • Just because you don't find it fun doesn't mean it shouldn't exist. I mean yeah, it's pretty fucking lame but if they didn't bulldoze your house to build a course who cares
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    • It's a sport. Might be a terribly boring sport to most, but a sport nonetheless. Let people enjoy things. Golf doesn't hurt anybody (unless you get hit by a ball, of course)
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    • Imagine not knowing that golf is the world business game if your doing anything with Americans
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    • Golf is a game that some people enjoy playing. Like what?
      Michiru 7 sep
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    • The land use is sort of a problem (lawn monocultures are harmful), but more so than that are the huge amounts of water consumption. I think the numbers are something like 160,000 gallons per day in the USA. We’re a country with almost near-constant droughts in at least one state and often more.
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    • Jacking off should be considered a sport if they consider golf to be one
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    • he's just mad he doesn't have friends to golf with
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    • Disc golf is 100x better than normal golf
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    • Golf is pretty fun if your not bad at it
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    • I work at a golf course and let me tell you, morning golfers are so entitled it’s not even funny
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    • A golf course is the willing and purposeful misuse of a shooting range
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    • Golf is an extremely boring sport
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    • There is not much more satisfying than getting a long putt or a chip in. On the same note there’s nothing more frustrating than a shank on your first drive of the day
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    • It’s cool if you like golf. It just means you haven’t played literally any other sport or tried any other hobbies that exist.
      matman34 7 sep
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    • No it’s so I can steal their money lol when I whoop their ass in golf lol
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    • You must have dropped the funny I didnt see any
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    • Imagine how much of that land could be used as national parks or farmland
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    • Or they just enjoy playing golf?
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    • I’m not a golfer, but god damn it seems like a really healthy and relaxing hobby to do with some bro’s
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    • It’s for business meetings
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    • Not even close...
      sat716 8 sep
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    • You're all retarded, step outside for once
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    • It does seem like a waste of land
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    • Cause that’s how you get whacked tony
      DaWhey 7 sep
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    • I've never seen the appeal of golf personally. It just doesn't seem interesting
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    • Commie
      Tots 8 sep
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    • Golf is lame, gotta have country clubs because only six people who are called dick like golf.
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    • Accept it. Golf IS weird
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    • This hurts me, but I totally agree with it 😬😂
      javkyboi 8 sep
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    • So when are we going to get rid of golf?
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    • Golf taking up so much fucking land for the weakest sport made by man
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    • I once had a friend ask me since I “liked doing outdoorsy stuff” why I didn’t golf. Uh, cause I’d rather hike with no one around that be among other humans in wear shorts
      MushyOwl 7 sep
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    • Bulldoze every golf course, golf is for wimps and white-collar criminals
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    • I've never gone golfing because it's a rich mans game but I can see the appeal
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    • golf is the most useless sport and is only meant for rich assholes
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    • Hmm, it's almost as if theres more to golf than walking from hole to hole, and you're just a whiny bitch who hates that people have money
      Xalvian 8 sep
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    • Golf is fun tho
      BatShit 8 sep
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    • Definitely not but ok
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    • I guess theres no females that remotely enjoy the sport of golf
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    • I don't agree with the belief, but it was a clever way to explain it, it gets a 😃
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    • Disc golf is better
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    • AMONG US : PKCX is code
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    • Yeah it sounds like this person has never played golf
      Camerron 8 sep
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    • Robin Williams’ story about golf is a lot funnier than this
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    • No. It’s the only way we can keep score when we take a walk.
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    • It's a pretty good combination of social, relaxation, and tests of accuracy. Let people enjoy things.
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    • Because theres no one in the world that enjoys playing golf, right?
      clg1199 8 sep
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    • A walk where you get to hit stuff really far
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    • Its to have a walk AND a competition.
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    • look! the poors are criticizing sports they’re too poor to participate in!
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    • We only need like 1 golf corses per 5 million people, not the sheer numbers we have now
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    • Golf is golf
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    • Sounds like someone sucks at golf
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    • It is so much more than that
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    • No homo but, you wants to go for a stupid ass walk or naa
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    • All these people will yell “why can’t people enjoy anything” then pull apart and criticize any and every aspect of being a woman
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    • CT_Fives 8 sep
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    • I like golf. Wish I could afford to go more often.
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    • Golf is so fucking lame and boring what a waste of land too
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    • My dad desperately wants to get into golf so he can ride around on the cart and just drink all day.
      b_moizay 8 sep
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    • i hate golf cause im not accurate but that one nice shot i get when i go out makes it worth it
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    • Golf carts?
      rmka2 8 sep
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    • Most people probably don’t like it since it isn’t a challenging or demanding sport
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    • Do you wanna go for a walk? For 6 hours? Except we drive carts and drink beer. With no women. Unless they have more beer.
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    • Oh look, a twitter user being retarded. i’ve never seen that before
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    • Imagine having heart disease and in order to get a new heart you have to collect the 4 chambers of the heart to live.
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    • I used to think golf was stupid and that all courses should be tore down for better use of the land but then I played a couple rounds and honestly it’s not bad but I still think half of courses should be taken down there’s way too many
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    • Nah just wanna Tokyo drift the carts
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    • tbh dude golf is fun
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    • Bold of you to assume they’d be walking😂
      Torji10 7 sep
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    • If you don’t play golf and think it’s boring it just means you got a weak attention span
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    • Yeah, basically
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    • This is why mini golf is clearly the superior sport
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    • No homo
      AMTURN 7 sep
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    • Men are problem solvers.
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    • competitive walking
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    • Golf is for cultured people, who don't have minimized attention spans
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    • It’s actually all about the golf carts from what I hear. I don’t have a freaking clue about how to play golf.
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    • Did golf off season when wrestling was over. My friend who did wrestling in elementary took me with his pops for some games and it was fun. I would just bomb every ball. It was funny seeing the tryhards get all angry.
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    • that's not what golfing is, it's not just "a walk"
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    • Or maybe it’s fun to swing S T I C K
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    • RWDS88
      Who the fuck walks a course? Especially when you’re playing an 18er and have a cooler full of Busch latte
      RWDS88 7 sep
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    • Men bad. Now where is my free coochie?
      ronabo 7 sep
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    • Mini golf is better than real golf
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    • "Me? I play valorant all day!"
      69philip 7 sep
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    • Listen to revisionist history
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    • Its competitive
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