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    • CAPITALIZING THE LETTERS DOESNT MAKE YOUR POST FUNNIER
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    • Step 1: ask to borrow key to classroom after you know its locked by saying you forgot something. Step 2: take key to nearest walmart and have a replacement made. Step 3: return original key to teacher and repeat until you have all the keys to the school.
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    • He's fucking the teacher
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    • Little did they know that nice kid was dicking down the teacher after school
      Elmu678 7 aug
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    • I had a friend that was given a class key because he used it so much. Not that any of the other teachers could know
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    • Sometimes the kids who never cause trouble actually do, they just are too smart to get caught, like me.
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    • Probably the guy that helps the IT guy with computers. We had a classmate thay helped the IT guy so he had access to everywhere
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    • Either he is just real good friends with the janitors or he is doing some illegal ass shit
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    • fool, OP is merely a side quest for this stranger
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    • He is definitely having sex with that teacher
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    • In high school my friends group had a key that we called the Infinity Key because it opened virtually every door on the inside
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    • If I were you, I'd become that fucker's best friend
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    • He fucking the teacher
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    • I used to use tard strength to jiggle the lock hard enough to pop the door open.
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    • Bro kids like this really fuckin exist dude, like me I know every shortcut and which way in all the buildings of my school, blindspots and all
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    • “Update” I asked him about something at the moment it happened but posted the situation that happened then later decided to post the “update” although the “update” had already happened because I wanted to seem funnier.
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    • I was that kid. I found a set of keys in my 2nd year of high school and I kept them till I graduated. I then passed them on to a friend of mine who I knew would put them to good use
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    • That kid is fucking a teacher
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    • He's definitely fucking that teacher
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    • I had the master key to my high school. One teacher left it in the spare classrooms and I just took it. Whenever I was late to school, I could just unlock and go through the side doors. If a teacher was late, I could go in. Shit was awesome, and left it on the spare room desk when I graduated.
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    • He has the keys to sneak in and get the answers to all the tests
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    • This character is essential.
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    • He's fucking the teacher
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    • I had a friend who had copied every key in the school, and he’d go down in the basement and take naps
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    • I find it funny that society still hasnt figured out that the nice, unassuming, quiet kids are the ones who could fuck over the whole world if they wanted to
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    • Guys like those usually serve a key role in the story.
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    • This nigga fucking the teacher
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    • He’s fucking the teacher
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    • He does cause trouble but he is smart enough not to get caught
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    • I remember having the key to the supply closet near the library at my school bc I was basically the librarians favorite helper and I would smoke a blunt in there with 2 of my homies and this kid named James but I forgot to lock it one day and fucking James went in there by himself and basically
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    • He is the keymaker.
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    • This is theoretically possible, all you would need is a bit of clay from the art room, and a few seconds where the teachers back is turned so you can make an impression into the clay
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    • As a writer, I can confirm that this person will definitely be important
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    • In high school I stole the janitor keys for a night and copied them all before returning the keys the next morning. It was nice having access to everything after school. Took forever to figure out what they all went to though
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    • content not available more
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    • The teacher's pet has been granted unlimited access to the castle. He may come and go as he pleases
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    • He stole the keys to get into classrooms when he shots up the school later
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    • Be nice to him he’s dangerous
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    • Shuttup tumblr
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    • The kids that never get into trouble are the most deviant motherfuckers you will ever meet
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    • He fucks the teachers
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    • I found the janitors ring of keys to my high school my freshman year. I honestly dont remember what I did with them.
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    • My chem teacher in high school liked me so much he gave me a spare copy of the teachers only bathroom. When teachers saw me walk out of it they never questioned me lmao
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    • IS THIS HOW PEOPLE TALK ON TUMBLR?
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    • You met the new Keymaster. We live in the Matrix.
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    • Yeah he definitely banging the Prof for that extra credit.
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    • Do your best to raise your affinity with him
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    • hes an undercover cop i bet. real life 21 jump street shit happens
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    • I can tell just how unfunny the op is in real life because of the username. “Shipping” a gay couple, only found on tumblr where people’s lives suck so much that they need to invent fan fiction
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    • I found a master key to my school on the ground one day after school during my senior year, it could open any standard classroom door and the library, gym, and caf. It came in pretty handy but the risk was very high
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    • Whoever wrote that stupid dinnery gay retarded tumblr post is an illiterate fuck
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    • He's fucking the teacher
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    • I doubt this happened
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    • See when you behave and befriend teachers you can get away with a lot more
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    • If we gonna be real here the kids that you think are goody goody always move different on the low
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    • You should blow him
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    • The one side character who helps you in the end of the game
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    • I worked in the student store and counseling office in high school as well as being lead in student leadership, I actually had a master key for the school.
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    • My highschool just installed a buch of portables because one of the buildings is being remodeled, but before they were fully installed the construction workers left the keys in each room over night. So my friends and i went to the school at night and stole like 20 keys for personal use
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    • Teacher gave me keys so I could get back into the classroom after school. I took those mfs to the hardware store and got them copied.
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    • What a red ass-lert?
      Purrs 7 aug
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    • He’s actually just a loser. He’s a nice loser though
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    • KITTENS GIVE ME MASSIVE ERECTIONS.
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    • It's always the quiet ones
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    • Hes porking the teacher
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    • Ahhh I fellow curator of illegal keys, ‘tis good to see another
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    • He's fucking the teacher
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    • Oh my FUCKING GOD I'm gonna put EVERYTHING in caps and MISSPELL words because it'll make my post FUNNIER!!! Brb while I fucking execute myself
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    • It’s not thathard to re-read whate you type befroe you post it
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    • I am deleting all porn pics so lets not do that
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    • He fucked the teacher
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    • He fucks the teacher
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    • Facebook moms: Its because he plays videogames
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    • He fuckin the teacher
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    • It's all and act hes not the teachers pet he has plans
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    • That was her quest though
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    • The key maker
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    • Why are there question marks at the end of a fucking statement
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    • When I was in high school my teacher gave me keys to the school so I could take care of all the class pets during vacations. She just never took them back
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    • That was me in high school. I had all the keys to the school and copied them Incase I needed to get some where in school. Still have all those keys but they changed the locks after I left lol
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    • When I was in school I never caused too much trouble and helped with volunteering at the school in the summer so I had my own master key to the school, it happens sometimes
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    • That is a future follower mission where he will walk faster then your normal speed but slower than your jogging speed
      LSM502 7 aug
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    • One time my principal locked me out of the building in the middle of the school day. My principal was my father.
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    • He us playing the senior prank long game
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    • Probably a district student technician if your school has em. We had plenty of students that were technicians and worked the theatre when outside school events used it. and every now and then they’d take the set of master keys for giggles.
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    • RED ALERT THIS IS fake
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    • Resnov: STEP 1 rest of vorkuta: SECURE THE KEYS
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    • And then they clapped. Tumblr noons living in their own fantasies SMH.
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    • Either he stole the keys, stole them and made a copy, or teachers pet
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    • They were probably just a teachers child. Teachers usually give their kids a set of their keys, but it's technically illegal, so you're not supposed to say how you got them. This is coming from someone who had my mom as a teacher through my entire highschool experience
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    • He's planning to plant a bomb in several classrooms and play a game of life, Jigsaw-style.
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    • Probably because a lot of locks are standardized so you can open a ton of locks with a few keys you can get on Ebay for like five dollars each.
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    • The quest is to fuck him
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    • Ah sleeping with the teacher
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