• told this girl i was 6'3 we linking
tomorrow and iam 5'5
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    • You dug your grave, now lie in it
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    • "I lied and now I have to be held responsible for my deception. Oh woe is me."
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    • Show up in a wheelchair
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    • tell her the missing ten inches is your dick you’ve lied to get this far
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    • Better hope she’s fat af so you’re equal
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    • 6’3 gang where y’all at. I’m not apart of it but I would like to know who I’m jealous of
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    • I honestly like guys in the 5’3”-5’7” range. I’m 4’11” and its easier for me to kiss that height range. Hugs aren’t awkward either
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    • Get a wheelchair and just say your six feet when standing
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    • Kick her fucking ass
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    • Every Italian guy who uses Tinder has experienced this at one time or another
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    • Wear heels my guy
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    • Tell her you meant 63 inches (5'3") or man up and stop being a manipulative player.
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    • Fun Fact: Just tell her you’re that tall when you stand on your money.
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    • Im 5'8, 18 yrs old, and a male, is that okay?
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    • But why lie about your height tho? Youre manipulating from the beginning...
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    • If she only wants to met you because you said you were 6'3 then she's not good
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    • Don't lie about your height then.
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    • I am 5,10, 18 and a male from florida dm if interested in exchanging memes
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    • Just get you some 10 inch pumps and wear those pants that were super baggy around the ankles. Now she won't realize your a liar, just weird as hell... which I'm sure is the case either way
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    • This happened to me. Met a guy who said he was 6'0 at warped tour, he was only like 5'2. I'm 5'6 and like taller guys so we just said hi and I left him lmao
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    • Honestly short kings a real girl who’s not a hoe and an e-girl isn’t going to care how tall you are. They are going to like you for you.
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    • "Oh I meant my dick yo"
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    • I did this and still got laid
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    • Big Ed moment
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    • tell her this dick tastes the same
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    • Why the fuck does height matter? Is being tall a turn on? I'm 4'2..
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    • 6'1 on the money 9'2
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    • Godspeed little buddy
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    • Just remember Bruno Mars is 5’5”
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    • Cut off 10 inches of her legs so you look like you’re 6’ 3” to her.
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    • I’m 6’3
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    • big ed moment
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    • Bro why all the men in these comments 5'4
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    • I'm 6'3
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    • Big Ed moment
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    • How do you get to this stage your life
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    • Did you at least get nudes?
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    • Tell her you got a 10 inch dick
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    • Tell her you have dislexia
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    • I’ve done it. Put newspapers in your shoes.
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    • Ok so 55 is practically 56 with shoes 58 hair 59 if your 59 then your practically 6ft but no one is relly 6ft so add another inch at 61 so once your at 61 every thing between that and 65 is the same so go good man
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    • really high platform shoes
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    • Say your 6’3 and when you see each other in person say you said 63in
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    • Lop off a pinky. She will be focusing on how you cut off her pinky and forget your short.
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    • Damn your Vegeta height
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    • Don’t lie
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    • Guys I'm 16 and 5'5. Any tips to get to 6 feet before 18? No doubters, only real tips.
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    • In reality in 5’4 stand on my money and now I’m 6’6
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    • Just don’t lie:)
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    • I’m 5’9 but I tell em 5’11 can’t tell the difference with the extra sole under my shoe lol
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    • Just like no necked ed
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    • get fucked
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    • Wear heels bro.
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    • Guys so back in like 9th grade this girl messaged me saying I looked cute. Checked her profile, she had those mirror selfies where they’re ass is on the counter and halfway out the pic. We meet up. She his a whole half of her body in those pics like she was massive right. So I hung with her for a
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    • And she probably said she was 120lbs when she’s 250
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    • Go in high heels
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    • I’m sorry, linking?
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    • This emoji is giving me pink eye
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    • Tell them it was a typo
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    • Half the niggas on ifunny
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    • Females under 5'5" aren't real females
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    • She probably left 50 lbs off her stats
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    • Just tell her you identify as 6ft
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    • “You’re... Shorter in person.” “I get that a lot.”
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    • Met a girl who was 5’2. I’m 6’0 on the dot. She threw a fit about how I wasn’t 6’1+ and that I was too short for her...
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    • In 5’4” and 19. My mom thinks I’m crazy cuz I won’t date a girl taller then me. I don’t have high expectations at all for looks on a girl but I don’t want her to be taller then me. Y’all thoughts?
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    • I don’t lie. I’m a 5’4” guy. If a girl doesn’t like me because of my height, I won’t lie to her. I will k.ill her
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    • just tell her you're bad at math
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    • Tell her you meant 63 inches it’s about the same.
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    • Stand on a chair, turn off the lights, and lie.
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    • A fine lad who is 5’10
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    • Just dig a hole with your feet behind you so she is shorter
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    • If a guy is my height or taller I'm down. I'm 5 3" so my choices are numerous
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    • Everyone always talks about guys getting shit for being short. I used to get shit for being too tall and I’m 5’6. Some guys prefer to be the taller one and then they take it out on you
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    • Buy stripper heels
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    • GG
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    • They actually forgot the funny in this one
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    • Guys plz don’t do that. It’s not fun
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    • Got some stilts you can borrow
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    • I know a way you can look taller, put some white make up on, like a lot of it, cover your face in it. Dye it green and add a red nose to finish it off you clown
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    • How bout you just be 6’3 then you tard
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    • My man is 5'5" I'm 5'3" and I wear 6in platforms. We don't give a fuck
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    • I need this. 1 like is a push-up. I’m out of shape.
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    • Taller shoes
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    • Don't lie, dumbass.
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    • if shes under 5' she wont notice, just as long as you're significantly taller than her.
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    • My husband is 6’7”. But I’m 6’ so it doesn’t look super weird.
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    • Yes I too lie about meaningless things that do nothing but complicate things and make my relationships built on distrust
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    • She won’t even she you.
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    • Break out the insoles
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    • You opened your can of worms, now lie in it.
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    • 6’5 gang cant relate
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    • tell ur thats ur dick size
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    • Glue a 2x4 to your feet
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