told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modem problems require modern solutions
This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself.
mrgreenbin mrgreenbin
16 mar
This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself.
Never been so jealous of something in my life
BRITISH(=.
NEws
New Zealand lifts all Covid restrictions, declaring the nation virus-free
2 min read
I_am_Jared I_am_Jared
15 jan 2021
Never been so jealous of something in my life BRITISH(=. NEws New Zealand lifts all Covid restrictions, declaring the nation virus-free 2 min read
What my bf imagines I look like working from home
Reality:
abnormalSpillednut abnormalSpillednut
12 jan 2021
What my bf imagines I look like working from home Reality:
A poem about my cat she a kitty
she itty-bitty
she very pretty
she step on titty
AFloridian AFloridian
23 sep 2020
A poem about my cat she a kitty she itty-bitty she very pretty she step on titty
That moment she finally realized why she always gets free drinks at the bar
midnightfrost5
25 may
That moment she finally realized why she always gets free drinks at the bar
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
SWITCHING JOBS FROM SERVICE DOG TO DRUG SNIFFING DOG IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE.
OH YEAH, WOOF OR SOMETHING
BasedNervousAri1616 BasedNervousAri1616
28 sep 2020
SWITCHING JOBS FROM SERVICE DOG TO DRUG SNIFFING DOG IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE. OH YEAH, WOOF OR SOMETHING
My friend: How can you like music without liking a certain genre?
Me:
Good music is
Ne
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Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
16 mar
My friend: How can you like music without liking a certain genre? Me: Good music is Ne GOod music>-
When they bring back the nasty mitt
Burt slower
(slow heavy metal music playaime))
metalhead6_6_6 metalhead6_6_6
24 apr
When they bring back the nasty mitt Burt slower (slow heavy metal music playaime))
A cucumber
can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it.
(My Smudge Cat Memes"
At
bishop_hell bishop_hell
23 sep 2020
A cucumber can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it. (My Smudge Cat Memes" At
Milk
Not enough!
past_memesonscience past_memesonscience
19 may
Milk Not enough!
gi
Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post - Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post 😔
gi Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post - Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post 😔
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
rbob1 rbob1
28 dec 2020
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
Lord_Of_Soup Lord_Of_Soup
16 jun
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
Mando: *tries to give up the Darksaber*
Moff Gideon: *looking at Bo Katan*
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO
Mand0 Mand0
18 dec 2020
Mando: *tries to give up the Darksaber* Moff Gideon: *looking at Bo Katan* YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
Just in case you forgot why there is a three day weekend coming up.
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
ChrisLokeyy ChrisLokeyy
9 apr
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me: