told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modem problems require modern solutions
Me: Are you pooping?!
My toddler standing in the corner:
Arsene Arsene
19 oct 2020
Me: Are you pooping?! My toddler standing in the corner:
You are the only one that understands me!
understand you!
SA SS
SS
SSS=>
Like I said.
The only real one!
national_memevalt national_memevalt
18 feb
You are the only one that understands me! understand you! SA SS SS SSS=> Like I said. The only real one!
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real.
Bearded Human Shrek:
Tabby Tabby
30 nov 2020
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real. Bearded Human Shrek:
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
The Catholic Church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633) SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
The smile of a father
DNA test
That doesn't need a DNA test
denisep denisep
3 jun
The smile of a father DNA test That doesn't need a DNA test
To be honest.
don't even know...
why I became famous.
placid_supre_2 placid_supre_2
20 oct 2020
To be honest. don't even know... why I became famous.
The shade difference from her face versus her hand
ohmyindeed ohmyindeed
27 sep 2020
The shade difference from her face versus her hand
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog
I'LL CUT OUR
hitbox44 hitbox44
23 sep 2020
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog I'LL CUT OUR
BRAGS ABOUT OWNING SEVERAL FIREARMS
- ay
INA COUNTRY, WHERE IS. LEGAL TO OWN SEVERAL FIl FIREARMS.
BRAGS ABOUT OWNING SEVERAL FIREARMS - ay INA COUNTRY, WHERE IS. LEGAL TO OWN SEVERAL FIl FIREARMS.
The only gamer who would be alive
when Rockstar finally rel GTA when Rockstar finally release GIA
Dastan Dastan
15 mar
The only gamer who would be alive when Rockstar finally rel GTA when Rockstar finally release GIA
Got a new dog today and it wont stop trying to eat my phone.
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his
31st birthday. (141 in human years)
Dude is so over this shit
I Final
rthy opponent!
Our battle will be etidary!
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
25 sep 2020
Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat, celebrating his 31st birthday. (141 in human years) Dude is so over this shit I Final rthy opponent! Our battle will be etidary!
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett"
Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you
silly boy!"
Lego Boba Fett at home:
Jimmy_Mania Jimmy_Mania
26 sep 2020
Me: "Mom buy me Lego Boba Fett" Mom: "We have Lego Boba Fett at home, you silly boy!" Lego Boba Fett at home:
Kanye scores 106 Points
Against Wheelchair
Basketball Team
A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored
106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
KanyeW3st KanyeW3st
12 mar
Kanye scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team A charity basketball game didn't go exactly as planned yesterday when Kanye West scored 106 points against a team of handicapped children in wheelchairs.
This is what happens when a tackle box hits your face at
50 MPH
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
This is what happens when a tackle box hits your face at 50 MPH
Buckingham Palace Confirms
Prince Phillip Released From Morgue
In Good Health This Morning
macksowack macksowack
17 mar
Buckingham Palace Confirms Prince Phillip Released From Morgue In Good Health This Morning
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.