• Today10140 PM
Check out my humpstock. It decreases accuracy by
97 percent but fuck is it fun to shoot.
I'm just trying to picture the
madman who takes this to the
shooting range
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they don't
allow fleshlights at school
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    • the recoil will literally fuck you
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    • They just need to make shooting people illegal. Duh
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    • Technically according to the fedral goverment (ATF) this is a pistol defined by the barrel being less that 16" and it having a "pistol brace" not a stock.
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    • I still don't know what funny about school shootings, not that I'm a liberal pussy or anything (huge 2nd amendment guy) but I don't find humor in people unnecessarily dying
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    • Making school shooter jokes furthers it’s normality and leads to more school shooters. Just like once a couple popped up in the news a long time ago, suddenly there’s school shootings everywhere.
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