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    • Imagine holding drills every month for safety purposes just to have everyone think an actual fire is a drill
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      • I was with the fire marshal during his inspection, he pulled the alarm, and a teacher came out and asked him, what do we do?
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        • We did earthquake drills in High School once a month, but the two times there were earthquakes everyome just went on with their day
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          • Should've died, natural selection
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            • at my high school the fire alarm was mad shifty and went off at least once a week, sometimes more than once a day, and luckily there was never a real fire while i was there but if there was nobody would do shit, it would literally go off for like 3 or 4 minutes and we all just ignored it
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              • htf do u not realize its an actual fire you dumbasses
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                • Meanwhile at Notre Dame
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                  • We theater kids are not the brightest
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                    • Had one go off at a concert as we were about to play forged in fire we all just sat there thinking it was a joke.
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                      • *meanwhile in Notre Dame cathedral*
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                        • People pull the fire alarm at my school all the time. So much so nobody even cares when it goes off. We'll go back inside before the fire department even gets there
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                          • Natural selection
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                            • We had our alarm go off maybe 30 mins before the end of school, we all thought it's a little late for a drill, but ok. We all got out in like 10 minutes. Then we heard the principal tell our teacher there was a bomb threat.
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                              • That reminds me of how there was an actual alarm and not the drill at my school when I was in 7th grade we all kept making jokes how we were going to die and no one panicked we were all fine with the idea of our school burning down (it ended up being a small kitchen fire that was put out quickly)
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                                • Guys my phone is at 69%
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                                  • I work for a program called SafeRide which is essentially a free late-night Uber service for students at my university. I was getting ready for work when the fire alarm went off so I had to go be with everyone else because we were required to, and I ended up being late for work as a result
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                                    • Theatre kids...🙄
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                                      • The fire alarms at my dorm during uni were very sensitive so any time it went off we thought someone just burned something while cooking and didn't evacuate cause it happened so often. Last time it went off was because the elevators were on fire and it took 20 minutes for everyone to get out.
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                                        • My god ppl used to pull fire alarms to get classes delayed it was the most annoying shit
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                                          • My school has a system for that. If it’s a drill the alarm rings 3 times. If not it keeps going. Everyone knows it, even if only subconsciously.
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                                            • Proof that repeated fire drills are pointless, and worse, dangerous. Do one drill at the beginning of the school year, and test the alarms every 3rd weekend or something.
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                                              • There was a gas leak that caused a fire at my school and it look my class five minutes to go out despite being the closest to the exit because most of the class wanted to finish their last assignment first, since we thought it was just the monthly drill
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                                                • My high school had a fire in the auditorium but I think it was a tuesday
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                                                  • This is where I would stand up,look at the rest of the string section and say "it's been and honor lads." Then start playing.
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                                                    • Why havent I seen the "just like the simulations" with a caption of am actual fire emergency
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                                                      • Schools do so many fire drills to the point where people think actual fires are just drills
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                                                        • Honestly if the fire alarm went off at work I don’t know what I’d do. Do me and my cashiers leave? Do I page the manager? Do I ignore it? I don’t god damn know 😂
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                                                          • Boy who cried wolf situation, except instead of one kid dying its about a thousand
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                                                                • Pearl Harbor reenactment
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                                                                  • Theater kids be like
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                                                                      • Just remember the rule in theatre a show isnt a show untill you set the fire alarm off at least one time
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                                                                        • I remember a classroom down the hall on fire and they held us in the classrooms because in Jonesboro a kid pulled a fire alarm and shot kids as they came out
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                                                                          • I worked for an after school program at a school, and the alarm went off and the kids thought it was a drill. It was 20 degrees out. They had no coats because we had to get out. The teachers still in the building pulled their cars around and we had the kids in all their cars. It was nuts
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                                                                            • My school haa a lockdown drill before class started last week. They wanted to show us it could happen at anytime so be prepared.
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                                                                              • This actually happened at my school and everyone thought it was a drill so we sat there for a minute before finally going outside, and it turns out the cafeteria was smoking, and then 3 days later we had a tornado warning for 3 hours
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                                                                                • Honestly I don’t even take the fire alarm seriously anymore. I mean if it wasn’t deafening (I’m dead serious) in my dorm room, I’d probably just stay inside whenever we had one.
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                                                                                    • We had one of the lockdowns for when someone with a gun comes on campus and no one believed it was real so the teachers kept teaching and everyone continued normal activities. The office people had to go on the speaker and tell everyone they really weren’t joking a few times
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                                                                                      • Ni🅱️🅱️as be covering they’re ears during a drill
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                                                                                        • Our schools doesn’t tell us when we are having drills so no one takes anything serious anymore and we always think it is just a drill
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                                                                                          • There was a lockdown drill at my school and the principal told me and my friends to get in the bathroom then the resource officer came in and told us we weren't supposed to be in there and we gotten in school suspension for a week
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                                                                                            • I’m honestly kinda scared for if there’s ever an actual fire at my school bc everyone fire department included is just gonna be like “welp those fuckin idiots were vaping again guess we gotta go run down there quick”
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                                                                                              • There was a fire at school today
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                                                                                                • Nice
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                                                                                                  • One time the fire alarm at my school broke and went off for nearly three days.
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                                                                                                    • See? Schools do fire drills way too often. So often, that when the alarm goes off, people think it’s just a drill.
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                                                                                                      • This happens on Navy ships.
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                                                                                                        • These are the people who will b running our country in a few decades, soooooo still better than the circus of clowns we have now
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                                                                                                          • Women drivers amirite
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                                                                                                            • Fake asses
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                                                                                                              • I miss the "O" so much on my keyboard that i read that as "Tpday"
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                                                                                                                • The actors that think their political commentary is vital to society are basically these theater kids grown up
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                                                                                                                  • Imagine having the fire alarm go off and getting shot.
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                                                                                                                    • proof that drama kids are literally retards
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                                                                                                                      • That's because theater kids are barely even human. More like down syndrome monkeys slobbering on themselves while cutting their arms, annoying girls pretending to be butch men and talking about how they're rebels among other things. feel free to add on
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                                                                                                                        • What happens when you have the drills too often, and people get desensitized to the danger it’s suppose to aware us about.
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                                                                                                                          • That's what happens when people get too used to shit, I live in Memphis and I don't even notice police sirens anymore.
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                                                                                                                            • When I was in school, there was a kid that pulled the alarm and we all thought it was a drill. When we got the all clear and went back inside, the alarm went off again but for an actual drill this time. We again went inside and not too long after that, there was an actual fire.
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                                                                                                                              • Japan's back those mother fuckers
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                                                                                                                                • There have been a couple times in my life when it wasn’t a drill. When I was in kindergarten the 6th graders had won some contest and had a fair. Thing is it was raining that day so they had the fair inside the gym. Long story shot the cotton candy machine caught fire.
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                                                                                                                                  • No joke my schools fire alarm goes off at least once a week for no reason. My sister says the wrestlers sweat so much that their room gets humid but idk if that’s how it works
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                                                                                                                                    • One time the entire building loss power during rehearsals
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                                                                                                                                      • And they never told you when it was a drill so when the building actually catches fire you have no sense of urgency
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                                                                                                                                        • We had a kid who pulled the fire alarm this year and everyone thought it was a drill because it went off exactly as the bell rang. So instead of going to the closest door a bunch of kids walked through the school to the closest door to where we have to line up outside. There wasn't an actual fire.
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                                                                                                                                          • WTF
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                                                                                                                                            • The fire alarm at our school goes off so often that no one even budges when it goes off, so when there actually is a fire we are all going to die
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                                                                                                                                              • “I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPORT TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS.”
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                                                                                                                                                • Groupthink
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                                                                                                                                                  • one time when i was in 5th grade i was at school after hours for a club and I smelled a fire (we were across the school from the cafeteria) she told me there was no way I did and that there wasnt a fire. ten minutes later the principal busts in the door and yells for UA to get out, the halls are (1)
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                                                                                                                                                    • You see. The problem is you assumed Theater kids were actually legitimate
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                                                                                                                                                          • One time a fire started in the cafeteria kitchen in 6th grade so we had to go stand outside for like an hour
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                                                                                                                                                            • happened to me, but it was a soft lockdown lol
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                                                                                                                                                              • Whenever we’re not told about a drill at our school we immediately think it’s not a real drill because they’ll say over the intercom that it was a practice drill at random so no one knows what drills are real or fake since they do this so much.
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                                                                                                                                                                • Theater kids are retarded
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                                                                                                                                                                  • They condition you to think it's always a drill so there's no reason to panic.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • the alarm gets pulled all the time at my school to the point where nobody moves when it gets pulled anymore
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                                                                                                                                                                      • fucking theater kids
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                                                                                                                                                                        • One time in my technical theatre class there was a lockdown drill but nobody was told so the teacher started yelling to get to the shop(area where we keep saws and wood stuff) so I being smart instead of walking up the steps onto the stage just fucking jumped onto the stage
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Fire alarm goes off at my school every week. It’s never a drill it’s just cuz kids are vaping or smoking
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                                                                                                                                                                            • A fedex guy knocked over a power pole and we only had to be there half a day and this was literally last week
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Once their was a tornado in the area by my school and beehive was rushing in the hallways to get to their area. And to make sure the teacher wouldn’t lose us, she put us in the backpack cubbies until the hallways cleared up. Then we got to the area and say their for 3 hours
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                                                                                                                                                                                • yesterday we left school because one of the curtains in our auditorium caught fire. neat
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • we had an actual earthquake once (5.3 i think?) and me n my whole class just kinda sat there thinking it was the doofus downstairs again, but no. it was an actual earthquake and we didnt take action for 3 minutes
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • I had the same thing happen while I was watching a play rehearsal. The alarm went off right in the middle of a dude’s monologue. We all just sat there like... do we go or what? And then again when I was in the middle of a test. The drills do help a bit but it makes the sense of urgency muuuuch less
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • We used a fog machine for our production of shrek the musical. Went smooth. Then come show night and BOOM fire alarm goes off. And nobody moved until a cop came in and told us to evac the school until the fire dept cleared us.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Special needs niggas be like
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • One time I was helping my mom (who is a teacher) at her school in the summer. I was in a small supply closet getting paper and the fire alarm goes off which was so loud in the closet. I thought Oh my god it must be a real fire! I ran into the hall and a little girl had pulled the fire alarm for fun
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • I dont get why theres fire drills where people don't have to leave the building... Isn't that the point of a drill
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • We had an actual fire and the principal had to get on the intercom and say it wasn't a drill
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • We had a fire drill and a tornado drill scheduled for the same day because it had to be done before the end of the month, we had the fire drill and half the people stayed inside thinking it was for the tornado
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • So in first grade we had a fire drill and I was in the library getting story time and the fire alarm went off in the library and I was like SHHHHHHHHHH WE ARE IN A LIBRARY and I’m laughing still to this day about how dumb I was 😂😂😂
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • *me on fire* wait a minute
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • We have fire drills at my school every month because of safety standards. A month or so ago a kid pulled the fire alarm because his dumbass didn't want to go to English class, and that's when the entire school found out that the fire alarm system was broken, and only one alarm went off.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • And that's why we shouldn't have so many fire drills. If you need additional practice as to how to exit a building, that seems like a personal problem
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Fire drills don’t teach kids anything in grade school. They just see it as an opportunity to waste class time, which they might appreciate. In college, it’s bullshit; getting kicked out of your dorm for 10-15 minutes when you don’t have class
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • Excuse me do you come from the Tom and Jerry universe
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