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      • I been on iFunny for four years and never got top comment once
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        • Drug dogs hit on my backpack once because I had a bag of Martin's potato chips in it
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          • First thing they teach drug dogs is to not react to treats
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            • Everyone stop saying it’s an illegal search. Look up Caroll vs US. SCOTUS ruled cops don’t need a warrant to search cars to prevent people from leaving jurisdictions to destroy or remove evidence from cars. Only probable cause is required to search cars.
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              • This is one I can definitely say is bullshit. Those dogs are so fucking well trained they wouldn’t stop for a fucking treat unless they’re pot treats.
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                • Dog: I'm taking these down to the station for further "inspection"
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                  • Legally they can't just search your car without probable cause, this includes they can't run a drug dog around your car with literally no reason. Otherwise we'd see cops in every low income Walmart parking lot
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                    • Thats a really awful service dog then... They are supposed to be trained to NOT be distracted like that.
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                      • Unpopular opinion: maybe if you haven’t gotten tc yet then you don’t deserve it?
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                        • That's the answer. Everybody should start carrying dog treats in their cars. They couldn't search all the cars.
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                          • Bullshit a trained professional police dog is gonna slip up on some dog treats. I’m sure the dogs guy has dog treats on him for when he busts a nigga for some narcotics.
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                            • Is this... an abuse of power?
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                              • I dont think this is true,i read that drug dogs are trained to avoid smells like treats and burgers or any other food,but maybe i thought wrong,idk, if someone knows the correct answer,plz let me know.
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                                • They sent a kanine unit to our school yesterday to check for drugs and they didnt find any. But theyre doing it again next week so i put dog treats in my bag for the good boy whos doing his job
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                                  • Well.... did you give him one?
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                                    • Once a drug dog came to my school and i was in 3rd grade and i couldnt stop freaking out because i had toys in my bag i thought they were gonna figure out and call my parents
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                                      • Hide your drugs in hallowed out dog treats
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                                        • Which was next to the several pounds of pure cocaine
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                                          • This is fake, drug dogs are trained not to respond to treats except if their owner is giving them something
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                                            • Just carry dog treats in your car when you have drugs and boom
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                                              • Today the drug dog came to my school and sat by my car. I told the police to come back with a fucking warrant. They searched it under "probable cause" I sued them because their untrained dog lead to a violation of my civil rights.
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                                                • What's the point in covering up who posted the tweet? It's like stealing the tweet and not giving credit to the tweeter.
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                                                  • And also the 30 pounds of cocaine
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                                                    • I call bullshit. They are trained to hit on drugs
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                                                      • “A dog treat”
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                                                          • What did those dog treats have in them...?
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                                                            • My friends backpack got the dogs attention but the dog was only after his McGriddle
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                                                              • The drug dog didn't like the shotgun shells in my back seat, or so they said. I think it was just an excuse to search my car...
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                                                                • You don’t have to consent to a search. And random sniffs in parking lots are unconstitutional. I refused in high school once and a police officer forced his way into my vehicle because his dog indicated there was drugs inside. He found a lil baggy of weed and I got it thrown out of court.
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                                                                  • You just cost that dog it’s job!
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                                                                    • This is absolutely not true or they would stop using the dog as a drug dog.
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                                                                      • Fuck n drug dog scratched a bunch of kids cars up. I watched it do it out the window. Cop didn't care
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                                                                        • Noted. If you carry drugs, also carry dog treats.
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                                                                          • Funny considering police dogs are trained not to hit on treats
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                                                                            • and the 4 kilos of cocaine in the car panel
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                                                                              • Give me the goods or I will tell them you have drugs
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                                                                                • This was posted some time ago. They just covered up the name. Shame they featured a stolen post😕
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                                                                                  • Carry dog treats laced with weed?
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                                                                                    • I’m lucky as hell there was never a car search like that at my school
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                                                                                      • Anyone remember the beginning of that underdog movie where he’s a police dog and he sniffs out ham? I haven’t thought about that movie in years, but this reminded me of that scene.
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                                                                                        • I'd make it out like I did have drugs to the other classmates just to seem badass lol
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                                                                                          • Dog was sniffing out redstone
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                                                                                              • You guys do realise that the odour of drugs is reasonable cause to search, right?
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                                                                                                • I happened to bring ribs for lunch the day drug dogs came in, we could hear then from upstairs and the police just shoved everything back in so I could tell they had been there.
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                                                                                                  • Not how that works
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                                                                                                    • To throw off the drug dog I bet
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                                                                                                      • And all that meth I keep in the same bag
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                                                                                                        • Were they?... Girl Scout Cookies?... lol ok im done
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                                                                                                            • I mean those dogs are supposedly well trained enough not to stop for shit like that
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                                                                                                                • Drug dog?
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                                                                                                                  • My sister had her inhaler and it smelt it and she gave him a treat for trying
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                                                                                                                    • Using his power incorrectly for food
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                                                                                                                      • They are attracted to dog food or treat because of their training
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                                                                                                                        • Metal detectors and drug dogs should be illegal in schools. It's not a fucking prison. You already have cameras in every hallway and every room stop with the institutionalization.
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                                                                                                                              • "DOG treats"
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                                                                                                                                • The correct answer is: come back with a warrant.
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                                                                                                                                  • I keep dog treats in my car in case i see a pupper while im out at the store or something, today i was at a light and i handed one over to the dog in the car next to me and he was the happiest boy
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                                                                                                                                    • Except this didn't happen..... Those dogs are highly trained, they don't signal for anything but drugs. They go through specific training for things like this too.
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                                                                                                                                      • That dog has learned, if she stops somewhere they open it up for her. Applies to treats as well as drugs!!!!!
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                                                                                                                                        • They train police dogs to not react to treats.
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                                                                                                                                          • *sniff* I smell a doobie snack
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                                                                                                                                            • So yours is the decoy car, eh?
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                                                                                                                                              • y’all are fucking retards those dogs are highly trained to NOT do that.
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                                                                                                                                                • They don't give them treats for finding drugs. They give them a little crack as their reward
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                                                                                                                                                  • I call BS those dogs are trained too well to sniff out treats.
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                                                                                                                                                    • The dog treats to cover the smell of drugs
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                                                                                                                                                      • Life hack: Put your drugs into the dog treats so you can make him eat the evidence while making the dog high af
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                                                                                                                                                        • Drug dogs wouldn't do that
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                                                                                                                                                          • Life hack: store your drugs at the bottom of a bag of dog treats, so you can say the dog just wants treats.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Clever decoy!
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                                                                                                                                                              • My neighbors told me n my dad to stop petting their dogs but they got us fucked up if they think we're stopping
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                                                                                                                                                                • Moral of the story: if you're gonna have weed in your car, carry a bag of dog treats.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Boii fuck your "I've been on here for X days I deserve top comment." You deserve to be in the TRASH with the rest of your kind
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Wouldn’t that mean the dogs not been trained properly?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • You have drug sniffing dogs that do random inspections on junior and seniors vehicles in high school? I didnt even have a cop visit my school once when i was in high school thats some 🐎💩 lol
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                                                                                                                                                                            • That’s false because a trained dog who’s objective is to find drugs wouldn’t go all the way off track for sum treats
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                                                                                                                                                                              • The dogs are not supposed to be distracted from those types of things though
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Why do you keep dog treats in your car
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • My brother said a drug dog went off on this girl's backpack because she had fucking meth.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • That's a broken drug dog
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • I had a drug dog go off on my locker because I had a pound of bacon in it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Probably hid the drugs in the dog treats
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • He needed a hit from doggo edibles
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • This tweet was at my school, her name is Sammy. That drug dog wasn’t very good at smelling anything but treats if you catch my meaning
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • No it wasn’t
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • One time the drug dog came into my class and started sniffing backpacks. He stopped at mine and I was called into the room as they went thru my lunch box. Then the dog snatched my sandwich and it was gone before the handler could even take it away... That’s the day I stopped taking lunches to school
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • How I got away with drugs back in highschool
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • When he said drug dog I thought a random dog was supplying people
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • At our school a drug dog came in for training and he stopped at someone's locker so they called the kid down to open his locker and the dog was smelling beef jerky that the kid kept in there. But the kid still got in trouble because we weren't supposed to keep food in our lockers
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