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      • That's actually precious
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        • For some weird ass reason I keep seeing this as an anime scene in my head
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          • Awww love this
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            • W H O L E S O M E
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              • I read "knocked down my door"
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                • Did he smash?
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                  • Why though. This was already featured
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                    • That definitely smelled like shit
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                      • Who cares
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                        • Lol that lady is going to be shitting fire
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                          • Great story but how is that funny thought she was gonna suck some dick at the end
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                            • Tf was this bs
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                              • I don’t give a single flying fuck. It feels like I just read a short story from a very uninspired writer who just so happens to be a fourth grader.
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                                • Wholesome!!!
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                                  • Hey iFunny it's THURSDAY RETARDS
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                                    • What is up with all the WHOLESOME shit today
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                                      • AGW
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                                        • Fetus Deletus
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                                          • Humanity Restoration ✔
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                                            • The way this is written makes me uncomfortable
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                                              • My girlfriend does that little penguin waddle when she’s happy 😂 I asked her once why she does it and she was almost offended saying she does no such thing. I agreed and let it drop, because I don’t want to bring it to her attention and make her stop. Waddle on ya happy little penguin 😂😂
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                                                • You should have fucked her
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                                                  • And then the whole neighborhood started clapping
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                                                    • God. Pregnancy cravings are on some other level. When I was pregnant I HAD TO HAVE A WENDY'S FISH SANDWICH. But it was January at the time so a week later and my craving was still there. I couldn't shake it. Had to buy fish elsewhere. Some pregos crave gas or dirt and other things! It's crazy
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                                                      • Well that’s just sweet.
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                                                        • "Then we fucked"
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                                                          • Gay
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                                                            • Im still waiting for the disparity
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                                                              • lol for a second i thought I was on iFUNNY
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                                                                • What kinda traditional meal has jalapeno poppers in it
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                                                                  • Wait jalapeños will induce pregnancy. You may of just messed her up badly
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                                                                    • Pregnant. Next door. Neighbor.
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                                                                      • you know its a spic when a traditional meal has fucking peppers
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                                                                        • It should say my pregnant next door neighbor and it's bugging me
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                                                                          • Awe
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                                                                            • It’s because people are happy around other people the woman was just another great person to share items with. If you really think about it we are the happiest around our family and friends, even if they are random strangers show them love and friendship
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                                                                              • A traditional meal from your country includes Jalapeño poppers?
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                                                                                • This was very light and good hearted😊
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                                                                                  • He's the real daddy and the dude paying the bills don't know a thing! JERRY JERRY JERRY!! 🤣
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                                                                                    • I thought the brown man was going to mount the child bearing infidel.
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                                                                                      • And the punch line is...
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                                                                                        • And then they fucked
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                                                                                            • i thought she'd take a bite of the meal and her water would break
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                                                                                              • Cause you made an innocent creatire happy
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                                                                                                • Wow. This was wholesome from start to end. I'm surprised
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                                                                                                  • Wait...so no head?
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                                                                                                    • I mean.. you don’t have to wear a rubber bro
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                                                                                                      • Because in the south neighbors don't have to be next to you.
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                                                                                                        • Pregnant ones shouldn't eat hot peppers
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                                                                                                          • Yea. Real nice story. But. I'm really getting tired of the 24/7 wholesome shit. This ain't iNigga anymore its iWholesome now
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                                                                                                            • How neighborhoods should be
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                                                                                                              • Beats the hell outta what my wife wanted! Budweiser and Oreo cookies.
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                                                                                                                • You gave a pregnant woman olive oil, garlic, jalapeños, and other spices?
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                                                                                                                  • I legit think I'm pregnant and am buying a test tomorrow my stomach is being wonky and I've been craving things I've never really wanted before like bbq chips. An egg roll. Croissants. And muffins
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                                                                                                                    • When I was pregnant my cravings were crazy specific. A cheese burger from McDonald’s. Had to McDonald’s and not a double cheese bugar.🤷‍♀️
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                                                                                                                      • That's fantastic and all, go humanity. But this ain't funny....
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                                                                                                                        • Nice
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                                                                                                                          • This is nice
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                                                                                                                            • That's mad cute yo
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                                                                                                                              • My next door neighbor lady came over and told me she smelled something great. I told her I had a hard on.
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                                                                                                                                • They had us in the first half...
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                                                                                                                                  • Not funnny
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                                                                                                                                    • Why this sound like a Japanese manga porn
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                                                                                                                                      • The dish.... has jalapeño poppers....inside of it.... sensational
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                                                                                                                                        • shoulda smashed bro
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                                                                                                                                          • And the picklesssss
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                                                                                                                                            • I thought something messed up was gonna be at the end.
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                                                                                                                                              • My pregnant next door neighbor*
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                                                                                                                                                • Did you smash though?
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                                                                                                                                                  • How about say who posted this to reddit and what page it was from
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                                                                                                                                                    • Jalapeños are bad for pregnancy women
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                                                                                                                                                      • I was waiting for a punchline but all I got was wholesomeness
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                                                                                                                                                        • So cute
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                                                                                                                                                          • What country cooks food with jalapeno poppers in it? If so I want double citizenship!
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                                                                                                                                                            • Thats awesome
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                                                                                                                                                                • Doesn’t it bother any of you that the illiterate wrote “next door pregnant neighbor” as opposed to “pregnant next door neighbor” because it’s bothering the shit out of me.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jalapeño poppers is the main ingredient lol
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Bruh best thing that could happen to a potato
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                                                                                                                                                                        • She probably just wanted some dick. Pregnant women crave that too
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Then they fucked
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Who else thought he was gonna fuck her
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Helping others for the sake of helping them is one of the best ways to cure depression
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • So no pussy?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • And then we fucked!
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Awwwe 👏
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • We post memes here, sir
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Wholesome content
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Umm WHO CARES!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • The recipe had jalapeno poppers? That sound lit asf
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Thought for sure she was gonna end up in labor because of the spices 😂
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • I thought it was gonna end super dark, like she got hit by a car walking home or something
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I think she indirectly telling u your the daddy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • This dude tryna raise a kid that ain’t his
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • But did you fuck?
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