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    • Like if you're not allergic to anything
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    • Features were on time wow
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    • *chokes on bosses’ nuts* *gets raise*
      28
    • Choking on nuts gets you a raise. Got it.
      16 1
    • "If touching a nut kills you, maybe you're supposed to die" -Louis CK
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    • You can very easily see almonds in chocolate before you eat it. This woman is retarded.
      13 9
    • Imagine being allergic to tree cum
      12 2
    • She took the nut for a promotion. Typical.
      YET1MAN 18d
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    • I’m perplexed at the rise in number of people with nut allergies. Like where are all these weak genes coming from XD
      9 4
    • taiwan 18d
      10 1
    • Too bad you didn’t die being allergic to nuts is an evolutionary disadvantage so you being alive hurts humans
      8 1
    • See I have the same allergy but I’m not a dumbass so I check if it has nuts
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    • Allergies are just natural selection desperately trying to weed out the weak in humans, sadly we keep stoping it from taking its course and just creating more allergic people
      9 13
    • My boyfriend and I are both alergic to Penicillin/Amoxicillin so if these antivax fucks bring back polio, then we're both gonna die.
      8 1
    • The dumb bitch said tree nuts, just ask if it has any nuts in it. The dumb boss probably doesnt k ow the difference between tree nuts and whatever other kind of nuts there are
      7 3
    • Corn
      7 1
    • it's cuz she said tree nuts and not "almonds, peanuts, all that" like any normal person would
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    • Probably because your retarded ass said “tree nuts”
      9 11
    • If you have allergies you are a weak bitch
      6 4
    • Why would she say tree nuts instead of just nuts? The boss was probably thinking "what the fuck are treenuts"
      6
    • I still cant believe the Seahawks didnt run the ball
      Nerve 18d
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    • Girl couldnt handle my nuts went to the hospital - boss
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    • Typical women. Puts her bosses nuts in her mouth and automatically gets a pay raise.
      BD101 18d
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    • Who the hell refers to nuts as tree nuts? I get they grow in a tree but everyone just calls them nuts. Also, if you have an allergy you have to check things closer.
      8 10
    • In his defense I would probably never consider almonds a “tree nut” lol
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    • Y’all ever eat peanuts, just to flex on these allergy-having mfs?😤
      6
    • Obviously because almonds are Floor nuts, which are different from Chin Nuts, which also happens to be your moms favorite.
      Bmd33zy 15d
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    • People w/ Amoxicillin allergies where ya at?
      5 9
    • r/thathappend
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    • When someone hands u a gun and they say it’s empty you still clear the chamber yourself so u know. the same should go if it’s a food that could easily kill you
      5 2
    • You got a raise because your boss fed you nuts while you were under his desk.....
      5
    • Females really be eating nuts for the raise huh..
      xcidex 18d
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    • Well aren't you stupid for not checking, you can see the dam almonds you were just being an idiot
      5 3
    • Imagine being allergic to food.
      5
    • It’s my birthday today dudes. Time to relax and enjoy my day off!
      6 11
    • No one knows what a tree nut is. This bitch should have just said peanut
      7 9
    • So what's your complaint
      4 1
    • Almonds aren't nuts so he's right
      5 4
    • Tree nuts? Can’t we just say nuts?
      4 4
    • Who says tree nut? Sounds like you’re getting syrup poured on you or some shit. Just ask if it has nuts wtf
      Jinxzy 18d
      4 2
    • People with allergies are the weakest race
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    • Do you think her boss heard "deez nuts" instead of "tree nuts" and hes like what? No you weirdo lol
      Djlx01 18d
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    • Why not just say nuts not all nuts grow on trees
      4 8
    • Just fucking ask it has nuts dont pull that fancy ass "tree nut" shit
      4 1
    • Allergies are just natural selection just saying
      4 1
    • Ages ago people were storming castles and taking over new lands. Spilling blood everywhere. Today, well today some are taken out by a nut
      4 4
    • So basically.. She got nuts in her mouth.. And got a raise. Sounds like the usual deal huh 😂
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    • Valkyrie be like
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    • If that's how she got a raise then why are her knees so red?
      4
    • Well no one says "tree nuts" so, partly her own fault
      5 1
    • Almonds are a pit so technically your boss wasn’t wrong
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    • Allergy’s is use nature’s way of letting you know that you’re a genetic mistake and they are going to try to kill you off at any moment.
      4 2
    • Almonds probably visible too. This is equivalent to women not looking and just sitting down on the toilet and being angry if it’s dirty
      4 1
    • Just say nuts not everyone is gonna know which ones are tree nuts or not
      Igp1000 18d
      4 2
    • I’m allergic to shellfish, dogs, cats, horse, cockroach, dust, pollen, mold. (I have a dog, cat, and a horse but I love them more so idgaf if when i swell or have running nose) ps i eat shellfish cuz it’s delicious and I’ll use a spoon to keep my airway open cuz fuck my allergies
      4
    • Plot twist she knew it had nuts and ate it on purpose to get the rasie.
      4
    • The problem is, no one knows what tree nuts are if they aren't allergic to them or know someone who is.. it's an obscure name.. gotta be more specific in your questioning
      4 2
    • Meanwhile, a homeless man dies of second hand smoke fumes outside that office building. Lmao
      5 1
    • I can never enjoy being on this app cause Every time I wanna enjoy the meme and look at the comments it some tc hoe or people saying some transphobic, homophobic, or misogynistic shit and I'm not even an sjw. I just wanna look at memes and not have people attacking other people fr
      Drawlex 18d
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    • taiwan 18d
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    • Or idk maybe don't call almonds tree nuts like your autistic and say what the fuck your actually allergic to
      4 4
    • Woman swallows boss' nuts. Gets a raise.
      4
    • Imagine being so weak that food... A substance needed to live... Kills you
      4 5
    • Pussy ass food allergies niggas
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    • Birbdy 18d
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    • I would fire her for being too incompetent to eat a chocolate bar without almost dying
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    • Why would she say tree nuts and just say nuts, no need to confuse the man
      3 1
    • Almonds aren't nuts
      lmjax 17d
      3 1
    • Lmfao Imagine being allergic to nuts, fucking weaklings
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    • A raise and a lawsuit
      getup3 18d
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    • Probably bcuz he hasn’t heard the term “tree nuts”
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    • I would’ve filed for a lawsuit instead, but I wouldn’t because I’m not fucking stupid enough to trust other people
      3 1
    • Can you calm down with the fucking &’s. Don’t you know what periods are?
      4 1
    • You know she ate it with the intent of getting sick bc her names becca
      3
    • In spartan society, she would have been yeeted off a cliff, or left in the woods.
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    • Bruh who the fuck says tree nuts or is she Allergic to all nuts that come from trees
      3 1
    • Say almonds instead of tree nuts ya Vague ass bitch.
      Neblung 18d
      5 2
    • White women are a precious type of stupid that everyone enjoys.
      3 1
    • If getting hurt gets you a raise then... ITS TIME TO PUT MY DICK IN A BLENDER!
      3 1
    • Just to clarify something for everyone, it never says it was chocolate bars. It could’ve been like Russel stover chocolate where you don’t have a label on the pieces. Also the almonds aren’t inherently visible. The boss was stupid and had to issue a raise to avoid legal trouble. Fair play to me.
      3
    • Asking someone if something has “free nuts” opposed to just saying “nuts” smh
      3 2
    • See women, you don't always have to sleep your way to the top. Some of you can just fake allergic reactions
      3 1
    • wow how about just nuts? i dont think almonds cone from trees? or peanuts?
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    • Just don’t be allergic
      3 2
    • That was one sentence.
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    • He’s trying to buy you off so you don’t to sue
      3
    • I’m allergic to bullets if that counts
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    • Typical women behavior. Women puts her bosses nuts in her mouth and automatically gets a raise.
      BD101 18d
      3 1
    • people with allergies need to be rinsed from our gene pool
      Azuraz 18d
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