Today let us give thanks to Al
Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Today let us give thanks to Al Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
When You Pray To God To Remove Your
Family's Problem & Next Day You Find
Yourself In Heaven
Bacardi Bacardi
17 dec 2020
When You Pray To God To Remove Your Family's Problem & Next Day You Find Yourself In Heaven
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Lonethefox Lonethefox
24 feb
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
someone said gospel music is just diss tracks for satan
someone said gospel music is just diss tracks for satan
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead
All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
Lenny: There's talk of hanging
Micah
Arthur:
Lenny: There's talk of hanging Micah Arthur:
woes anyone else gets annoyea when your girlfriend keeps taking pictures of you?
woes anyone else gets annoyea when your girlfriend keeps taking pictures of you?
Never been shit
< @sadnhoeless
What's a toxic trait that you have?
I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
Never been shit < @sadnhoeless What's a toxic trait that you have? I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn't once check
up one me: cut toxic people out
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn't once check up one me: cut toxic people out
sorry i'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because don't like coming here
sorry i'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because don't like coming here
Other girls; I don't like to eat in front of guys
ZynergyNova ZynergyNova
27 oct 2020
Other girls; I don't like to eat in front of guys
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was
visiting New York he was astonished and liked
New York City and found it amusing when the
people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
Caliphate Caliphate
13d
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was visiting New York he was astonished and liked New York City and found it amusing when the people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
So the local doggy daycare posted pictures of the dogs going down their slide. Most of the dogs had a blast! (Most)
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
22 sep 2020
So the local doggy daycare posted pictures of the dogs going down their slide. Most of the dogs had a blast! (Most)
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they
witnessed it firsthand
VARDS
INDIANAPOLIS
phantom_g phantom_g
24 dec 2020
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they witnessed it firsthand VARDS INDIANAPOLIS
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes
@sadhomiememes
ItsMeBlasphemy ItsMeBlasphemy
11 may
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes @sadhomiememes
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking- away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
28 dec 2020
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking- away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
How my driveway looks after it rains:
imawsome
5 feb
How my driveway looks after it rains:
Game: press any button to play
Me: *presses my belly button*
Game: *starts*
*Confused screaming*
na346g na346g
26 apr
Game: press any button to play Me: *presses my belly button* Game: *starts* *Confused screaming*