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    • Let the dumb take care of themselves.
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      • For the love of god do not use diesel on a non diesel engine. Don't think it'll hurt it but use the gas best for your car.
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        • There's just no way of fixing fucking dumb.
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          • I put diesel in my jeep
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            • I doubt this happened.
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              • R/thathappened
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                • Doubt.
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                  • I worked at a gas station in Oregon where employees have to pump the fuel. A lady asked to fill regular. I was like bruh this is a diesel, has warning stickers everywhere and it literally says diesel on the back of the hatch. I refused to fill it, she was livid, threatening to get me fired. Lol
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                    • This is BS, if she put diesel in her car it wouldn’t drive. Not until the fuel system was drained and regular gas put in. Also, the nozzle for diesel is too big to be placed in a non-diesel car. That should give you a clue
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                      • It’s called natural selection
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                        • I think the internet has stopped natural selection. Just let the weak die fam
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                          • Face palm
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                              • I really hope someone purges the brainlets soon
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                                • "BuT dA gReEn Is Da GoOd OnE"
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                                  • Some models of Volvo and VW cars actually do take diesel though.
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                                      • I’d very much rather the yee-yee-diesel-duly worshippers in my class over having to listen to her. Knowing me I’d be empathetic and stupid enough to try and sit there and waist my time trying to explain and help her.
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                                        • What a retard
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                                          • F*cking libtards
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                                            • Well her first mistake is getting a Volvo.
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                                              • Diesel nozzles won't fit in cars not meant for Diesel, to prevent this kind of stupidity.
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                                                • A lot of volvos are diesel
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                                                  • Same intelligence level as the green new deal
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                                                    • Naturalll seeelectiones
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                                                      • yeah she's going to use natural selection gas all right when it blows up her car while she's driving on the highway next thing you know the most natural thing is when death shows up
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                                                        • Natural selection
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                                                          • I mean some volvos are deisel so she might be fine
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                                                            • The diesel pumps are bigger, they won't even fit in the hole. 😏
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                                                              • Holy shit, i lost a few iq points just reading this retarded shit. I hope some dumbass tries to push this on me some day
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                                                                • Diesel and regular gas aren’t even close to the same. It can seriously damage your car. Diesel doesn’t ignite like regular gas as diesel motors burn the gas by compressing it. Putting it in a gas engine can fuck up the fuel system
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                                                                  • Oh honey, sweety, baby...
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                                                                    • R/thathappened
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                                                                      • That is going to fuck some shit up right there
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                                                                        • Think she needs some help
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                                                                          • *Cool guys don't look at explosions intensifies*
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                                                                            • These people are allowed to vote, and outnumber the smart.
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                                                                              • Bitch.
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                                                                                • Diesel has a larger nozzle and will not fit in a normal gasoline filler neck
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                                                                                  • Green, as in green house gases
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                                                                                    • Natural selection takes its course
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                                                                                      • I truly don’t understand how some people can be like that
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                                                                                        • I didn’t know E 85 was rare in some places
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                                                                                          • Natural Selection
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                                                                                            • Some dumbass pulled up with a group of his friends and filled his bike with diesel then tried blaming it on me lmao. I told him not to start it, he told me to fuck off and I dont know anything about bikes, he made it about 3 blocks before killing it.
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                                                                                              • She got what she deserved
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                                                                                                • Volvos use turbo diesels so...... she might be ok.
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                                                                                                  • You simply can't fix stupid. Yet, you can get rid of it.
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                                                                                                    • My cousin ruined a car by putting diesel in it by accident
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                                                                                                      • This is proof that confidence can get you anywhere.
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                                                                                                        • She won’t make it out of the parking lot 😂
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                                                                                                            • Diesel is worse for the environment, and she won't be able to start her car, and diesel ends up being cheaper because it has better mpg... Everything she said was wrong.
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                                                                                                              • You can’t put a diesel pump inside a non-diesel car... it literally won’t fit
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                                                                                                                • Sounds like somebody is helpless without a man lmfao
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                                                                                                                  • Dumb Bitches
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                                                                                                                    • They are different sizes
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                                                                                                                      • Fake. Diesel pumps do not fit in cars that take unleaded gas. The pumps for diesel are thicker. So either this guy is lying or the woman actually had a diesel and she’s lucky.
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                                                                                                                        • I got about one sentence in before I thought “that’s diesel you fuck!”
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                                                                                                                          • Bitches be like i know what im doing im i dont need you to mansplain
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                                                                                                                            • This is why people need to die... even if I was a little kid and thought that we needed to help the environment, I still wouldn’t think that the green pump was “environment friendly gas”... oh my lord...
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                                                                                                                              • How did she get it into the hole
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                                                                                                                                • Happened to a lady here and she pulled up to diesel only pump and fucked her truck up but sued and gas station bought her new truck because attendant didn't ask just pumped
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                                                                                                                                  • Some Volvos actually take diesel...not that she would know that though. She’s just a dummy
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                                                                                                                                    • Most diesel nozzles have a larger diameter so they won’t fit in most gas tank fill holes. Diesel life boi
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                                                                                                                                      • What a dumbfuck
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                                                                                                                                        • Alright, but there shouldn’t be any question as to what’s diesel and what’s unleaded. Shouldn’t diesel always be colored yellow?
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                                                                                                                                          • Natural selection at its finest
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                                                                                                                                            • I have personally had to drain a tank and ALL LINES in it because a dumbass put diesel in our shop trucks its a pain in the dick
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                                                                                                                                              • this has to be fake the diesel hose is bigger than a non diesel tank hole so how could she possibly be filling her tank up w that if it doesn’t fit
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                                                                                                                                                • Diesel ignited by being under extreme pressure, while gasoline is ignited literally by a spark. Because gas engines won’t create enough compression to ignite the diesel, the engine would become flooded with diesel and the pistons would seize because diesel fuel eats away at oil. No bueno.
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                                                                                                                                                  • Pay alittle extra? Diesel is cheaper than normal gasoline everywhere in my state?
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                                                                                                                                                    • Dumb bitch deserves the damage to come
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                                                                                                                                                      • Sigh. So this is why people think environmentalists are dumb.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Liberals are all retards that should be left in an island by themselves. In a week they'd be all dead because they're lazy and lack simple common sense.
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                                                                                                                                                          • GrEeN gAs
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                                                                                                                                                            • Diesel is not even half as combustible as gasoline. She clearly has some confidence if she calls people out This bitch prolly had a Diesel engine. Or better yet this never happened
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                                                                                                                                                                • lmao a dumbass vegan probs
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                                                                                                                                                                  • This never happened
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                                                                                                                                                                    • It fucks me up to go to BP cause they use those goddamn green handle pumps for regular gas and I feel weird using it
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                                                                                                                                                                      • I heard from my teacher years ago that his friends son took his mercedes and filled it up with the wrong kind of gas (even though the holes in the vehicles are different idk) and he started the car up and went 1 foot and the engine immediately siezed and never worked again
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                                                                                                                                                                        • I thought diesel pumps were bigger and did not fit in gas cars.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • My brother did that the first week he had his car 😂😂 idiot
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                                                                                                                                                                              • It's a Volvo, It probably has a diesel engine.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • This is fake her car never would've work and if she was calling people out that implies she did it once before so ya fake
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • A shit ton of people ruined their cars when Oregon allowed people to pump their own gas...they've since switched back.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Natural selection
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Why is it grren then fucktard
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • But like Doo long
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • I'll take bullshit for 500
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Natural selection at work.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Imagine if you believed in yourself like this chick
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Ask her if she needs blickerfluid too. Its conflict free
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Wtf??????
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • You can't put diesel in a gas engine. It's bigger and won't fit.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • I remember my first time ever getting gas for a car it had a pull down barrier in front of the pump handles and I stood there trying to figure it out until the station employee told me what to do
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Yea this didn’t happen
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Most volvos take diesel
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Maybe her car is diesel
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • I once accidentally picked up the green one and it didn’t fit in my truck but I didn’t want to go back Inside to tel them I made a mistake, so I paid again
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