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Hey girl, are you Himalayas coz
I
wanna see your Nepals
pickup lines obviously don't work
but this is the funniest one I've
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    • "Pickup lines obviously don't work" shut up hoe. Women are the ones who created this "entertain me, slave, and I may grant you the pleasure of speaking with me" culture.
      Mac1634 30 jul
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    • Those featured sucked! Who's up for tacos!
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    • Boat_Man 30 jul
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    • Ok ngl if someone sent me that I might just do it (don’t dm me with that cause I won’t do it if it’s not original)
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    • Hey girl you shit with that ass??
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    • Girl are you a kfc buket? Cuz your breasts and thighs are irresistible
      oscarR3 30 jul
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      Cr1tikal 30 jul
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    • Hey girl, are you constipated? Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you
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    • Yes. Please show me your Nepenis.
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    • My favorite pickup line was used by a guy I went to hs with and we were on a field trip and he said “I heard you like bacon, wanna strip?” Obviously it didn’t work but I still think about it a lot
      Redneck_7 30 jul
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    • Hey girl are your eyes Ikea because I walked in for one thing but got lost forever
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    • Damn girl are you my little toe? Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
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    • If only Nepal’s flag was flag shaped
      Austen 30 jul
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    • Hey girl wanna watch porn on my new flatscreen mirror?
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    • Hey girl are you the 7th official planet in the Sun's orbit cause I wanna see Uranus.
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    • Mine.
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    • haHAA_ 30 jul
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    • What if we turned this around and then just have girls do pickup lines
      mrkriby47 30 jul
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    • I’ve never had someone use a pickup line on me in dating apps. I wish they did though because most of them are hilarious
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    • I work with a lot of Nepalis
      Voicemail 30 jul
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    • I mean clearly that one worked a bit
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    • Hey girl your a** is like an onion. It brings tears to my eyes.
      Xbox0ne 31 jul
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    • Don’t work
      fuma 31 jul
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    • another good go to is “if i don’t get to take you out, my mom said i’m grounded”
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    • That's the thing you gotta learn to play pickup lines the right way
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    • I don’t like pickup lines, perhaps because I’m not good at it, also because....why?
      Monku 30 jul
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    • pickup lines absolutely work provided you’re already attractive
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    • Bitches be on dating apps talking bout "send me your best pick up line" tho. It's fucked
      ILaw 2 aug
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    • They work she just sucks
      MrSmiles 2 aug
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    • Poorly thought out pick up lines vol. 7: Is this a donkey rodeo? Cuz I want to ride your ass for 8 seconds.
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    • Bitch
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    • someone send nudes
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    • Pickup lines do work. Im 6 foot 2 and have a 6.5 inch cock. Boom hows that one?
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    • Atleast you get style points for that one
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    • Honestly pickup lines are funny but it’s really hard to respond to them in any other way except “haha that’s funny!” I’d rather have a conversation about our hobbies since it’s easier to keep an entertaining conversation up.
      shappyfs 1 aug
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    • You ever just get sick of incels
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    • Everyone on tinder: give me you best pickup line Also everyone on tinder: pickup lines don’t work dummy
      LowH 1 aug
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    • "Entertain me, don't be boring"
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    • Lol if pick Up lines don’t work how is it supposed to work
      axel57 1 aug
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    • Disillusioned anyone? No? Well fuck me right...
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    • Who gives a fuck if they don't work
      Somdlomd 1 aug
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    • Woulda worked on me
      hypractiv 31 jul
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    • Hey girl you got parents?
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    • Are you a national park? Cause I wanna see your Grand Tetons
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    • idk, I just sent my gf a ton of cheesy pick up lines and she sent me a ton of cheesy pick up lines aaaaand poof love
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    • "Are you constipated because i wanna fuck the shit outta you"- soup
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    • Well A for effort
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    • Obviously works if you didn't ghost him.
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    • How you gonna say pick up lines don’t work if one just worked on you?
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    • Shitty pickup lines work on tinder
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    • Show him your fuckin nepals ungrateful wamen
      pkfeem 31 jul
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    • I used a pickup line on my boyfriend and it worked... E13. (What?) Oh sorry, I thought you were a vending machine. I was trying to get myself a little snack.
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    • She’s easily impressed.
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    • Pick up lines super duper work btw. I promise
      jeki 31 jul
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    • F?
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    • And then they fucked.
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    • Gonna use this rn lads. Will update when I get a reply
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    • Nepalese here. Nobody pronounces nepal as nipple except trump so this doesn't really work but ok
      Starfy_R 31 jul
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    • So it worked
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    • I feel a pickup isnt supposed to win you the girl, it's just supposed to get an easy laugh so maybe they'll want to talk.
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    • When I had tinder I told the first girl I matched with that she was the first and asked how it was supposed to go, she then offered me whatever I wanted without the work of me having to try
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    • You just lost the game.
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    • I’m at Taco Bell rn getting a Crunchwrap. Y’all want anything?
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    • Pick-up line absolutely do work, IF, used on the right person, I am one to be totally interested if someone tells a clever and cheesy pick up line
      YeyeSauce 30 jul
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    • Are you kidding me?that would work shes just an idiot
      Khukuri 30 jul
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    • God fuck tinder
      B_Ripz 30 jul
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    • Girls that ask for pick up lines in their tinder bio are asking for you to start and carry the convo and if you can’t they deem you unworthy
      sevrine 30 jul
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    • I wonder if he will Everest from making these awful puns
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    • You're perfect...the only thing I would change is your bellybutton...I'd place it next to mine....
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    • Lmao turbo virgins mad turbo virgins mad
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    • Don’t like pick up lines? Probably shouldn’t be on a dating app then you dumb twat
      deepoh88 30 jul
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    • "Obviously"
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    • Then they had sex and the new baby
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    • Are you Corona, because im aware you're not really as big of a deal as you're worked up to be but ill still let you derail my life plans
      Rannoch 30 jul
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    • Pickup lines do work. On tinder at least
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    • HimAlayYa
      deadkenny 30 jul
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    • She doesn't deserve you king 👑
      Davo10 30 jul
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    • "Obviously pickup lines dont work but this one does" there fixed it
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    • They work for me
      Gerblin 30 jul
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    • seems like they do....
      eextraa 30 jul
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    • Hey girl, are you the Himalayas cause damn you big!
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    • Got my first girlfriend because of a pick up wym
      yaboyrara 30 jul
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    • AND THEN THEY FUCKED
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    • Adri_Mac 30 jul
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    • I’m from Nepal
      Bepsy 30 jul
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    • Hey do you like men because I want you to fuck me in the ass.
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    • lmao this fucking loser edited the message
      pp_cucc 30 jul
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    • Are pickup lines a requirement for dating apps? I genuinely wanna know
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    • What do you mean they don't work
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    • i dont really use pickup lines and it seems to be workung fine
      TallTales 30 jul
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    • Hello be my friend
      gaypolar 30 jul
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    • 'Pick up lines dont work' they're all we have
      jesse286 30 jul
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    • Bobs and nepals and vagenes
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    • Idk looks like it worked to me
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    • Cr1tikal 30 jul
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