• Today 9:40 AM
Dad, what would you do
if your Uncle Jack was
stuck on a horse?
I don't know, help him
off?
You would help your
Uncle Jack off the
horse?
Come downstairs and
give me your phone.
You're arounded.
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    • He’d actually help his uncle, Jack, off the horse
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    • This just proves that our parents are the ones that are sensitive not us
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    • Fake. Parents don’t text with proper punctuation. They’ll do 3 periods instead of a comma.
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    • Poor sportsmanship
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    • You see? This kid abused the dad joke privileges so now the dad must punish him. The rule he violated was the most important, Rule #1: you must be a dad to obtain such privileges to the dad jokes.
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    • I don't get it. I've helped a lot of uncles jack off a horse
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    • I mean if Jack's into it who am I to stop him
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    • I don’t have an uncle Jack.
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    • *Off of the horse
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    • Worth it
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    • Ah yes, a joke from The Love Guru, but funny nonetheless.
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    • My friend let me try it on his dads horse
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    • I don’t get it
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    • It wouldn’t be his uncle jack tho it would be his brother.
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    • Old but gold
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    • SmARt pHoNe OWnEd
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    • My mom would take five something minutes to type that with just her middle finger and than when she forget to put a period ....SHE STILL SENDS IT
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    • Did you do it? Yes. What did it cost you? Everything. Nah just kidding just my phone for a month.
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    • Parents like this are why kids are assholes
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    • Paper cheese
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    • You can tell this is fake.
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    • This isn’t the original, I saw a different post about capitols saying that capitols can make a huge difference in “helping your Uncle Jack off a horse” and “helping your uncle jack off a horse”. I assume this basically stole that joke.
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    • I don't get it
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    • That dad has no chill lol
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    • Cum downstairs?
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    • Ah, straight from the sacred scriptures.
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    • Come up and take my phone if you think you can OLD MAN.
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    • The dad got out dadded by his own son
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    • If your uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
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    • Jack is capitalized so it's fine
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    • Worth it
      ErikOffer 29 jun
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    • A lot better than helping his uncle jack off a horse
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    • It doesn’t work because Jack is capitalized. So he’s just helping his uncle Jack and not jacking off a horse
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    • I tried to tell this to my grandfather. I said the first thing, he thought about it for a second and said "That is so dumb."
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    • me and the homies gettin that juicy horse NUT.
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    • You would help your uncle jack, off the horse?
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    • I dont need help jacking off a horse
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    • Technically as Jack was capitalised it would refer to an actual Jack not wanking off a horse. So no, not a win
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    • I'd break mine before I give it to anyone 🤣 tbh but I'm grown now so....
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    • Doesn’t even make sense
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    • My dad would probably respond with something along the lines of "perhaps, but I fucked ur mom"
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