• To those of you who say, "oh my gosh. At least Vegas has a dry heat."
I got branded by a God damn penny that was chillin on my from seat. I
have an Abraham Lincoln scar on my leg
I'm sn done wilh summer.
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    • Penny per hour. Cheap whore
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    • Natalie 3 may
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    • You mearly adopted the heat I was born in it, raised by it, I hadn’t felt temperatures lower than 100 degrees until I was already a man and by then it was nothing but cold to me
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    • Must have centisive skin lmao
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    • You are now property of the state
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    • gosh i would still take dry heat over humid heat any day. i cant stand immediately feeling wet and sticky the moment i step outside during the summer
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    • You know what else has dry heat? An oven. Vegas is like a shiny oven without the smell of fresh baked cookies.
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    • Imagine that heat plus 80% relative humidity.
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    • I love how Midwesterners deal with the same shit but with slightly lower temps and a lot higher humidity. 115 with 10% humidity or 105 with 100%? Both suck. Can’t we all agree on that?
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    • You get a heat stroke in AZ at 100+ degrees but in MS with humidity at 100% you can get a heatstroke at 80+ degrees. Wet heat can be a lot more deadly.
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    • dry heat ain't shit... I've been in it, and it's literally nothing compared to 105 in Texas with 40% humidity this shit is hell.
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    • Wanna know how I got these scars? It was four score and seven years ago.
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    • Nah, 80 degrees with heavy humidity is much worse than a dry 110
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    • A penny for your thots.
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    • That makes cents.
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    • Wet heat will always be worse. Literally walk out the house and you already have sweaty armpits
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    • Four scar and twenty degrees ago...
      gundead1 6 may
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    • You definitely would need to have that there for longer than five seconds. That was intentional. And your story was for likes on your social media platforms. Thank you, try again.
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    • Lemme tell you, humidity is the fucking worst. Day in and day out your skin feels like you just stepped out of the shower and can't quite towel off the whole way
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    • Yo not even gonna lie that’s fucking dope
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    • I read Vegas as "Vegans" and I was so fucking confused
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    • You are now a legal American
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    • I would choose to be branded by a silver fucking dollar if it meant never having to deal with this damn Florida soup they call air.
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    • But it's TRUE, dry heat is easy you can sweat and cool yourself off. Humid heat can kill
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    • imagine if it would have been on their butt. would they be a ....cheap ass 👀
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    • Before y’all doubt this you ever get in a car in the summer and touch the seatbelts? Shits straight from hell
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    • The problem with humid heat is that you can’t fucking breathe
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    • Its heads so you are good luck
      user1tom 4 may
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    • I wouldn’t be complaining about a tattoo that only cost one cent
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    • dry heat really ain’t shit tho. it’s the humidity that makes it miserable. i was out in arizona and utah in the middle of the summer and it was like 105-110 and still 100% better than the high humidity memphis weather even tho it’ll only be 90-100
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    • Abranded Lincoln
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    • Still rather have dry heat
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    • Lincoln was against slavery yet here he is branding people with his face.
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    • Laughs in Phoenix arizona
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    • in humid heat is like drowning in boiling hot water
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    • I would take this over it feeling like walking around in a sauna for 3 months anyday. Fuck humidity
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    • Now Lincoln owns you. Irony!
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    • Humid heat is so much worse oh my god
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    • Omg, I read vegas as vagina and I was horrified and confused, that somehow women's genitals gave off burning heat to brand metal onto skin, I'm f*cking shook
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    • “September 6th” “done with summer”
      T_E_X 8 may
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    • One of my buddies tried to brand himself with a quarter by holding it under a lighter and putting it on his leg. It didn’t work and he got a second degree burn
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    • K but have you ever spent an afternoon in the south, it’s the devils armpit down here
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    • Arizona: *cough cough*
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    • You’ve never felt moist heat then! It’s that same thing but the moisture just makes your whole body feel of death. I’ve been both sides during the summer and I’d prefer the dry it just makes me sweat less
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    • Hey, could I introduce you to Arizona?
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    • Yea... but that’s a dry scar
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    • That’s actually kinda fucking cool not gonna lie
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    • Still better than humid heat
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    • If it’s super hot it’s still miserable but a dry heat is less bad.
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    • Believe me, I've been to both Vegas and houston... dry heat is always better no matter what.
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    • Dry heat is way better than humid heat. Down here in Texas it still hits 105-110 and humidity is high. It sucks. I drove through Arizona heading west on a trip in summer once and it said 111 outside and I was thinking oh my gosh that’s so hot and when we stopped, it felt like a high 80’s day in Texa
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    • Dry heat is worse than humidity, you will look ten years older if you don't constantly moisturize I mean humidity you sweat like a motherfuker but at least my skin don't crack
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    • I'm sorry, 100 degrees in Florida is just worse than 100 degrees in Vegas. No shit it's still hot but at least I can breathe
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    • Dude I can barely handle the pansy ass summers we have here in the north-ish states. I’d commit suicide if I had to live through a fucking Texas summer or some shit.
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    • I’m still getting snow
      Crusading 10 may
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    • Not exactly ' chillin ' then, was it?
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    • Uh, imagine if it was humid, not only would the penny still brand you, you’d be fucking miserable before and after still
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    • You lincolns bitch now
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    • ‘September 6th at 10:41pm’ SEEMS LEGIT
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    • during summer here in arizona if youre wearing those cheap rubberish flip flops from walmart theyll start to melt to the asphalt
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    • That's a free tattoo. Stop your bitching.
      Rhitard 7 may
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    • Had a gentleman come into the museum I work at in Missouri. He was from Nevada and complained about the heat. It was 85 with 100% humidity...
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    • Why is it a competition to see who lives in the shittiest place? “In Florida, I have alligators in my pool everyday! One are my dog!” Like omg that fucking sucks for you but I don’t care!
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    • Laughs in Arizonan
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    • Come to Wisconsin, we can put a soda outside in winter and it’ll freeze in like a minute, plus apparently it’s “weird” to think under 60° isn’t freezing cold
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    • So imagine that with 90% humidity and you have Florida from late may to early November
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    • You’re Lincoln’s bitch now
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    • At least it was heads, tails would of looked like you were abused with a cigarette lighter from an old truck.
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    • Southwest heat is no fuckin joke. It’s so goddamn hot here every year, don’t get me wrong, a lot of the things here are really nice, but fuck the triple digits.
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    • Vegas is in a fucking desert
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    • Dry Heat >>>> Swamp-Fuck Humidity
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    • I feel like we're about to witness the deadliest summers to come
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    • i’m from the midwest and moved to south carolina two years ago and i gotta say.. i absolutely love the humid heat. like i thought i’d hate it but in the summer when take a quarter cup of water into you lungs with every breath, that’s what i live for. maybe i’m weird idk
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    • Congratulations, you have been branded as American property
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    • Are we just gonna ignore Arizona
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    • Southwestern US:*has dry heat* Everywhere else in the US:*humid as fuck*
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    • Dry heat is infinitely better than ridiculous levels of humidity
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    • Arizona. That's all that needs to be said
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    • In my experience with dry heat and humidity, humidity is worse because dry heat heats up things around you and humidity makes you all sweaty and uncomfortable and is more annoying to deal with than dry heat.
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    • I mean I'll still take Vegas heat over humid heat. 125 dry is nothing compared to 95 100% humidity. You never stop heating up cuz the water on your skin doesnt evaporate, cooling you off. But 125 still sucks ass 😂😂😂
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    • That due to being in direct sunlight, not because of the temperature outside
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    • Last time I went to Arizona it was 90 degrees at midnight. I liked it for some reason.
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    • Lincoln's slave
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    • But have you ever had to deal with not being able to sweat to cool yourself because the air is so saturated with moisture sweat won't evaporate
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    • You could practically swim through the air anywhere in the south east. Dry heat is definitley better.
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    • It’s still dry heat
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    • Better than humidity
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    • Whoever the fuck says Vegas has a dry heat is a fucking list and clearly hasn’t lived in Vegas for a good fucking year
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    • "But it's a dry heat" A bonfire is a dry heat, but you don't see me sticking my ass in one of those.
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    • I live in AZ and lemme tell ya, id way rather be in dry heat than anything. Cold weather is the worst
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    • It almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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    • That’s a bomb ass scar tho
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    • The man fights against slavery his entire presidency just to have his ghost hi around branding white folks
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