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    • Bold of you to assume it was a mistake
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      • Sorry
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          • Dude, don't call her a washing machine
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            • To the owner of the white ford focus, you left your lights on
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              • The owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on *proceeds to play trumpet while simultaneously throating it*
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                • Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
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                  • HDKing 24 jan
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                    • Plot twist: it was a home washing machine
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                        • That's disgusting. You should use your dishwasher.
                          joeblo 24 jan
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                          • So uhhhh where’s the joke?
                            Turns 25 jan
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                            • Lmao when you get featured off you’re own content
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                              • “The owner of the white sedan, you left you’re lights on” *trumpet noises*
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                                • I mean. It's safe to use now publicly.
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                                  • No, no. I’m still in here with it. Can you hit “spin cycle” again for emz
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                                    • To the person who lost a roll of 100 dollar bills wrapped with a rubberband. We have found your rubberband.
                                      wijibo 24 jan
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                                      • To the owner of the white Sidan, you left your lights on
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                                          • Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan with the lights on, you left your lights on.
                                            V_ortekz 24 jan
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                                              • Better than where I left it last time. Still walkin funny from that lil mishap.
                                                _Becky 23 jan
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                                                • One time found a massive pink dildo on the side of the road at work..fucking thing had some weight to it
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                                                  • Imagine if this was funny
                                                    Maixen 25 jan
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                                                    • libcan212 25 jan
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                                                      • Oof now I’m scared to go to the public laundromat now
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                                                        • Everyone knows you should put the dildo in the dishwasher not the washing machine
                                                          psebat 25 jan
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                                                          • I don’t get it... isn’t that where dildos belong? Inside of woman?
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                                                            • What’s with the sexual features?
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                                                              • This > healthy friendships
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                                                                • Bropez 24 jan
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                                                                  • Thats how you get a dildo the true way. You dont buy one, you find one.. or it finds you.
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                                                                      • Oh shit is that where I left it? Thanks fam
                                                                        wh0regasm 25 jan
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                                                                        • time to stop featuring imagine
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                                                                            • Once when I was doing laundry I pulled all the clothes out of the washer and a butt plug fell out onto the floor and I had no idea what I was meant to do, I knew for sure I didn't wanna touch it so I just threw a towel over it and pushed it behind the washer.
                                                                              Ammoconda 24 jan
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                                                                              • If you put it on top it’s a vibrator
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                                                                                • Fag posting his own tweet lmfao
                                                                                  Lore 24 jan
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                                                                                  • Whoevers the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
                                                                                    Tyreen 24 jan
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                                                                                    • imagine thinking posting forced shitty twitter comments is funny especially if its yourself posting it to look funny and random
                                                                                      Wagen 24 jan
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                                                                                      • Probably the least funny thing I've seen here. You are only given attention because you now have a face on this platform from spamming for a long time. Please be funnier or something, you're wasting our time
                                                                                        Lickitung 24 jan
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                                                                                        • That’s very strange. I usually wash all my sex toys by hand.
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                                                                                          • You gotta wash it with boiling water
                                                                                            Luigimon 24 jan
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                                                                                            • Honestly, as long as she still cleans and folds my clothes for me, I don’t care what she has stuck inside her.
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                                                                                                • My bad
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                                                                                                    • Who puts a dildo in the washing machine? You're supposed to put in the dishwasher. Smh
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                                                                                                      • Yours now, enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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                                                                                                        • Finder keepers loser can't get an orgasm
                                                                                                          BatDog342 25 jan
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                                                                                                          • To the person who left their dildo in the washing machine, it's still wet
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                                                                                                            • They had us in in the first half, not gonna lie
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                                                                                                              • whoever’s the owner of the white sedan
                                                                                                                Asstek 25 jan
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                                                                                                                • Not even close to funny
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                                                                                                                  • Yo take that shit. It's clean aparently
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                                                                                                                    • Who the fuck needs a washing machine to clean their dildo?
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                                                                                                                      • Directions- wash in thot water only.
                                                                                                                        budthedog 24 jan
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                                                                                                                        • Ever heard of cleaning it in the shower?
                                                                                                                          swempley 24 jan
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                                                                                                                          • Sounds like a fetish i never heard of before. Or a porno...
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                                                                                                                            • Sorry
                                                                                                                              Cockatoo 24 jan
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                                                                                                                              • Hey dude funny tweet thanks for sharing dude thanks for
                                                                                                                                Cockatoo 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                • Why so many sexual posts
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                                                                                                                                  • If you have to put your dildo in a washing machine you have more problems than just forgetting it there...just sayin
                                                                                                                                    mbowman8 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                    • Plot twist: he lives alone.
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                                                                                                                                        • Yo thanks imma go pick that up
                                                                                                                                          DontSub 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                          • I thought you were supposed to clean dildos in the dish washer.
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                                                                                                                                            • When i put my dildo in the washing machine, i stick it to the centure so it spins when i ride it.
                                                                                                                                              Jarelli 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                              • Why am I hearing Patrick's voice while reading this
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                                                                                                                                                • ifunny horny this morning
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                                                                                                                                                  • The superhero we need.
                                                                                                                                                    Poisoning 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                                    • My bad
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                                                                                                                                                      • take it
                                                                                                                                                        Br0k3NPi 27 jan
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                                                                                                                                                        • Who washes a dildo?
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                                                                                                                                                          • To the gentleman that left his fleshlitght core in the dishwashing machine: I'll give you a blowjob, but please stop that!
                                                                                                                                                            dudulan 27 jan
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                                                                                                                                                            • Dildon’t ever do that.
                                                                                                                                                              MrJack 26 jan
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                                                                                                                                                              • Thanks, good to know
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                                                                                                                                                                • Oh shit that's where i put it
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Gotta rinse it clean after use
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                                                                                                                                                                    • My dick fell off
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Oops
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                                                                                                                                                                        • fuck
                                                                                                                                                                          ArtiF0x 25 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Patrick: Whoever is the owner of the lights at hand, you left your lights on!
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                                                                                                                                                                            • @imagine out here getting hella features. Claps*
                                                                                                                                                                              bWax967 25 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Free snack
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                                                                                                                                                                                • i never thought i'd see the day where someone rapes a washing machine
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mah bad.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • *lives alone*
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Uppity ass bitch. That's what the shower is for
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Short n sweet
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Shit yoi found it
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Imagine
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Bold of you to assume its a "dildo"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Free dildo.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Shit I left my dildo in the washing machine
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Wow how funny and random xD
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sorry if they just trynna dick a washing machine
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I love these posts because they remind me of things I forget to do
                                                                                                                                                                                                          sypeg 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • How many people you think went and checked though? 😂
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