• 266 comments

    • Nah the kids just retarded
      barnacles 9 jan
      2.7K 36
    • Spyr0 9 jan
      2K 10
    • 912.417.6697 this is a number of a scammer that took my moms money and made her cry. call, mess with this fucker, spread it around
      234 65
    • If you have not been in charge of a 1 year old for an hour at a grocery store, you are not allowed to shit on the blessing that is a child harness. They RUN. They touch outlets. They get in the lap of strangers. They throw glass jars. Toddlers need to learn the habit of staying close
      11 5
    • These types of parents are gonna be the same ones who wonder why their kids don't follow their rules or love them.
      11
    • My cousins had to be leashed at Disneyland when they were little because they fucking ran from our grandparents. There’s a portrait picture of them with Mickey and he’s holding their leashes (don’t have the photo on my phone, just trust me on this)
      10
    • I think it’s weird to do that. Somehow I managed to keep my kid alive while not having him leashed up like a dog. Who would have thought.
      no_name_20 9 jan
      9 2
    • You and your child both have hands. Hold each other's hand and stop wearing fucking leash.
      10 10
    • White culture is putting your dog in a stroller and your child on a leash
      9 3
    • If you have to put your child in a leash you aren't doing your job as a parent
      10 5
    • Dude I've seen some pretty fucked up kids in my life. If your kid was sporadically running around all the time a leash might be necessary for their safety. There was this woman in my neighborhood and her child was a brat, always running away from her anywhere because he thought it was funny
      Thaz 9 jan
      8 17
    • People keep toddlers on leashes because you can literally blink and they’re gone, it’s horrifying. It lets them move around more than holding their hand as well.
      budgie02 10 jan
      7
    • Costco is the only place that can give me indoor roadrage with their giant ass shopping carts and confused people wondering where they hid the industrial mayonnaise today
      SFX_Fox 10 jan
      7
    • If I ever get an attack dog instead of teaching him “sick-em boy” imma say JALAPEÑO USE SICKO MODE (imma name him Jalapeño) that way he’s like a Pokémon
      7
    • I would have answered with "no were fostering, are you interested in getting one?"
      7
    • As much as its frowned upon the reason for child leashes is because the lil fuckers are RUNNERS! THEY RUN AWAY! cant tell you how many times some goddamn toddler running away from the parents run out in front of cars at walmart🙄🙄🙄 control your children stupid motherfuckers
      7
    • If you think the solution to a kid running off, is putting them on a leash like an animal, instead of disciplining then like a normal parent, PLEASE DO NOT REPRODUCE!
      jamrm 9 jan
      9 9
    • Bet he wasn't even a real registered service child.
      7
    • "Hes not a rescue, hes my support animal god dammit!"
      Jimbato 9 jan
      7
    • He identifies as a furry now. Way to go mom.
      Frienemies 9 jan
      7 1
    • I fucking hate when parents put their kids on leashes
      ViscountSB 9 jan
      7 5
    • If you have your kid on a leash, you didn't housebreak your pet correctly in the first few years
      6
    • Don’t judge people for putting their kids on a leash. It’s hard to keep track of those little fuckers.
      Gradiator 11 jan
      7 2
    • All children should be on leashes. You can’t change my mind on that.
      Crumbeard 10 jan
      8 1
    • Everybody remember—a child leash coulda saved Harambe.
      6
    • Okay well that's all good and fun but some kids actually just run around and leave their parents if they aren't controlled so it's not like the parent has much of a choice.
      6 8
    • Some kids do need a leash.
      6
    • If u need a leash to control ur kid, u do not know how to be a parent.
      MrJauneArc 9 jan
      6 21
    • Don't put you kids on leashes folks because when they grow up you'll see them dressing in fur suits and going to conventions
      7 2
    • I was on a leash. Mom had 3 of us and guessing I kept wondering off. Keep that shit on lockdown!
      cheesewiz 9 jan
      7 2
    • I have a four year old and I am very sympathetic to parents using the kid leash.
      zepzepzep 11 jan
      6 2
    • You’re kind of asking for it if you keep your kid on a leash like a fucking dog
      thirstyhoe 11 jan
      5
    • I was a heathen child who learned to unbuckle myself from stroller at a very young age and manage to get lost everytime! Mom's solution? A fucking belt cinched around my waist and stroller, making sure the buckle was BEHIND the stroller lol.
      Sodomite 10 jan
      5
    • As a mom of a toddler and another one on the way I totally see now why people use leashes on their children
      6
    • Heaven forbid people don’t want to lose their children in public. Some are timid and shy so they stick around, others are overzealous and just want to explore it all. Do what’s best for the child, not judgmental rights.
      Shayera 10 jan
      6
    • With how many people fuckin snatch kids out of nowhere all the time in public places, a leash doesnt seem so bad.
      5
    • Parents put their kids on leashes because they’re afraid the kids will go find vaccinations
      5
    • Nothing wrong with putting a kid on a leash
      6
    • Some people need freaken leashes on their children that and a good ass whooping
      ScuttlB 9 jan
      5 1
    • I don’t get the hate on leashes or why people call it “lazy parenting.” It’s not. You can’t keep your eye on your kid 24/7, especially if they’re being a shithead. I’d rather have a 3-year-old on a leash than not and kidnapped.
      EarthKKun 9 jan
      6 23
    • Leashes are actually kinda good tho (for younger kids). The kid gets to walk around and won't be a vibrating bundle of spaz later, but is still kept in check
      6
    • I dont understand people that hate on leash kids. I was a leash kid. I would have died before an anti vax kid had i not been on the leash because 1) i was adhd af and 2) i was an asshole that never listened to my parents
      6 11
    • Yeah, growing up my mom used an asswhoopin as a leash.
      5
    • My sister had to wear a leash because her dumb ass would constantly try to run into traffic...not that awful.
      5 4
    • “hE HAs a lOt oF ENeRgy”
      4
    • My brother got forgotten at Walmart once so I mean I understand the leash really
      4
    • I get that it's weird but the kid back pack leashes are supposed to just give that extra insurance that hopefully no one is going to be able to just take off with them in the crowd.. some kids are runners and dont listen when they are told stop.. as a parent it is a scary thought.
      4
    • My mom had to keep me on a leash, when people would ask her why she would drop the leash and I would be rounding the corner of the aisle within three seconds.
      dipshit_ 10 jan
      5 2
    • One time I told a lady with a Great Dane that she had a nice horse
      4
    • I don’t see a problem with putting your kid on a leash but if you gotta go that route be a good sport about it
      4
    • I used to kinda hate the parents who put their kids on leashes, but come to think of it that's way better than the parents who don't give a fuck about their little asshole toddlers and just let them run all through the store being little shits
      IA_Cyclone 9 jan
      4 2
    • I used to ask why people do that, I understand now because I have 3 and they are all fucking stupid.
      jake3254 9 jan
      4 2
    • Parents who put their kids on the leash are the parents of the annoying retard kids at school with short tempers that pee in trash cans
      Joeey 9 jan
      4 2
    • All kids are different I have 3 and one was that kid. She would unlock the door at 2 and go outside naked to the neighbors house. I put locks at the top of the doors she unlocked windows and jumped into the bushes naked and do the same shit
      4
    • I saw a group of moms walking their children with leashes at the park.
      LSEAD 9 jan
      4 1
    • I don't judge people that put kids on leashes with the child trafficking and abductions everywhere I'd rather have their child safety than assaulted
      4 19
    • did you just assume the rescue gender
      4
    • Bet most of the whiners here don't even have kids so don't know how maddening it is to keep them from wondering off. Kids at three are all ego and have plenty enough to "survive" being kept safe.
      4 6
    • My parents had 3 kids within two years, one set was twins, and they dealt with all of us with only one parent bringing us to stores and airports and they never tethered us we knew if we were bad that they would just spank us when we got home
      4
    • Parents that do that are neglecting their job of parenting. Obviously no discipline if your child is ready to bolt on you at any moment
      3 2
    • I like the idea of knowing where your child is the entire time and keeping them within your sight
      Goomy 10 jan
      3
    • I never realized until this day that you "sic" a dog on something and not "sick"
      FancyPeanuts 10 jan
      3
    • I think seeing kids on leashes is funny lol, I don't mind child leashes cause to me that seems safer than having them run around and do potentially dangerous stuff
      evilapple 10 jan
      3
    • There’s one excuse if your child should be on a leash, actually no fuck that, if you have your kid on a leash in public you shouldn’t have kids, period
      SusBoyXXX 9 jan
      4
    • I know putting a leash on a kid looks funny but when parents dont pay attention to kids when out in public, they are necessary
      3 2
    • Leashes on kids is some white people shit
      3
    • Maybe if we lived in a time in which the left wasn't trying to normalize paedophilia then parents wouldn't have to be paranoid!!
      LEEEONERDO 9 jan
      3 1
    • Most kids with leashes are to prevent autistic children from running into the street
      Arsoun 9 jan
      3
    • Learn to parent your child
      3
    • A leash would have saved harambe
      Duffchaser 9 jan
      3 1
    • This definitely happened
      reposetion 9 jan
      3
    • Does anyone else stare at ads and wait for them to be funny?
      Cobra303 9 jan
      3
    • I put my 3 year old on a leash, I would have died laughing if someone asked me this. Some people have no sense of humor
      ericmek86 9 jan
      3 10
    • Kids on leashes? Sounds like some shit white people do. My parents would just leave us at the store if we weren’t with them when they were leaving. “It’s only 10 miles mijo, why are you crying?”
      3 1
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    • Could’ve been a kinky midget
      3
    • Why the Fuck is your child on a leash?
      3 5
    • Welcome to 2019 where middle aged women are so braindead they put their kids on leashes and their dogs in strollers.
      SuperTumor 9 jan
      4 4
    • Fuck people who put kids on leashes
      4 7
    • imagine being such a shit parent you need a leash to control ur kid
      Sarmatian 9 jan
      4
    • This is what you get for taking him Karen
      3
    • First time i saw this, i laughed so hard right in front of the people. The kid was like a hyper puppy too. He trying to run all over
      kingdiamond 11 jan
      2
    • It's always so cringy when I see this in public. Just teach your kid to control themselves instead of making them look like some werid dog.
      MagicMoses 11 jan
      4
    • How to make a furry. Step 1. Get them on a baby leash. Step 2. Wait 5 to 15 years
      2 8
    • A leash actually isn't a terrible idea. The child can move and get exercise as opposed to a stroller, and they won't get snatched
      3 4
    • Earrape next
      Joliebeyy 10 jan
      2
    • Kids who parents put them on leashes are the ones who shoot up schools.
      3
    • Remember when everyone hated child leashes and now it's like "Well it's ridiculous, but I can't handle the little fuckers"
      No_brain 10 jan
      2
    • Who the fuck is this guy mike
      2
    • People who have a problem with backpack leashes clearly didn't have one as a kid and probably got lost and almost kidnapped about 5000 times
      4 15
    • When i was like 2 i ran out into the nyc streets because we were visiting my aunt and i wanted to look at the ice skaters and i think thats one of the reasons i was put on a leash that looked like a monkey
      scrapt 9 jan
      2
    • I’ve seen those children leashes. They cutesy them all up my making them look like a monkey backpack, but in reality they’re a leash. It’s disgusting.
      Rachel35 9 jan
      3 11
    • That’s a funny joke though
      2
    • One of those aggressive breeds
      2
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