"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
*on FaceTime*
"Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert"
Robert:
imaginary_animals_5 imaginary_animals_5
25 sep 2020
*on FaceTime* "Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert" Robert:
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
SiccerThanYaAverage SiccerThanYaAverage
8 jan 2021
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
trashyqueen_
@ Gordon Ramsay @ @GordonRa...
After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James
Ramsay, who touched down at today for some lunch ! Xxx
nova
raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay
trashyqueen_ @ Gordon Ramsay @ @GordonRa... After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James Ramsay, who touched down at today for some lunch ! Xxx nova raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
Me: Are you pooping?!
My toddler standing in the corner:
Arsene Arsene
19 oct 2020
Me: Are you pooping?! My toddler standing in the corner:
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM
Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it.
"Fragile Mesaulinrty'
Artist Unknown
balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall
"a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
ShrineofAzura ShrineofAzura
26 sep 2020
Fish Sep 12, 2020 AM Someone punched a wall in the men's toilets and staff decided to frame it. "Fragile Mesaulinrty' Artist Unknown balck sep 12, 2020 AM cum on the wall "a quick satisfaction but a long disappointment"
What do you chial
Of what ? aew
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
What do you chial Of what ? aew
Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
eyes eyes
21 sep 2020
Just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this cat is with his adopted kitten!
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon
Al:
tat
Dawson Dawson
23 dec 2020
Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: tat
When your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong
Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you - Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you
peruzzib peruzzib
26 sep 2020
When your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you - Just letting them be happy, while it is killing you
How wet did that pussy get?
So many signs!
How wet did that pussy get? So many signs!
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
KingTickle KingTickle
25 sep 2020
When your dad beats you for taking his pain meds but you can't feel his) belt
Nobody:
Youtubers in their thumbnails:
Nobody: Youtubers in their thumbnails:
Leo Selvaggio
A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
francheyes francheyes
19 nov 2020
Leo Selvaggio A PERSON WEARING A FULL-FACE PROSTHETIC MASK TO EVADE CCTV AND FACIAL RECOGNITION.
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for
$1,000,000 <\3
65
Syntex_Infinity
Replying to @turntdais
yea
InfinityGD InfinityGD
25 sep 2020
tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for $1,000,000 <\3 65 Syntex_Infinity Replying to @turntdais yea
Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog - Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
24 sep 2020
Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog - Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog
ad
"Hey girl are you gorilla glue?"
"Cause I can't get you off my head"
From:)
uniqueshysky uniqueshysky
11 feb
ad "Hey girl are you gorilla glue?" "Cause I can't get you off my head" From:)