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    • Now that I have this knowledge what do I do with it?
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    • So now we know the number
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    • Rookie numbers
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    • One a day
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    • More like 400 accounting for loss of blood due to human error... or struggle
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    • loser could do 16,528.9694 swords
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    • I say 400 just in case I get thirsty from gathering all that iron
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    • MOM GET THE CRAFTING TABLE IN MY BACKPACK ITS FOR A UHHH PROJECT
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    • 359? That seems rather low, I know their is a lot of blood in a person but I though we just had trace amounts of iron in our blood
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    • But to do that I need a fucking sword
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    • That is actually a lot less people than I thought actually
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    • That's surprisingly achievable
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    • If you killed HIV paitents to make it would it come with a poison enchantment?
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    • That's actually a lot less than i thought it would be
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    • Now if you hear on the news 369 people dead don't blame me
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    • That’s it?! Aight time to do God’s works where’s all the minorities at
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    • Is this meant to be a challenge because I’m taking it as a challenge
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    • How are you going to do that without a sword
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    • Or don’t kill your enemy, have him imprisoned and take blood from him weekly. Will take longer but no one will die and you’ll have your sword. Seems like a win win.
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    • Some guy did a video where he made a blood sword from pigs blood. It didn't work out very well
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    • T I M E T O. G R I N D
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    • Well here are my plans for next week
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    • Then it is a true testament of ones devotion to her cold steel.
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    • Or keep your enemy locked up and take blood from them as often as possible without killing him until you have saved enough blood to make the sword then kill your enemy with a sword made from his body.
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    • "Your quest journal has been updated."
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    • Old post, wrong number and people's iron count varies.
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    • Why do people think this is true? There are many, many diffrent types of swords that all require different amounts of material and all people contain different amounts of iron
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    • Well 134 to go
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    • You could use their bones to mix into the molten iron adding carbon to it creating steel. Which people actually did historically
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    • loser must have a lot of swords
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    • That number is in reference to the total weight of a sword that is already finished versus the total weight of iron found in the average person's bloodstream. If you consider the material loss from casting, forging, grinding, and polishing it would probably take more like 1500 people to make a sword
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    • What if you keep drawing your blood and extracting the iron, how many blood drawings would you need
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    • Ferb, I know what we're going to do today
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    • Women need more iron than men, more than 2x the amount, which is also a reason women shouldnt be electricians. It would take about half the amount of electricity to kill a woman in most cases. ... moral of the story, it would take a lot less if you just killed women. 😬👍
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    • Ok, that's cool and all, but how do you get the iron out of the blood?
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    • Depends on how long you want the sword, my great sword took 573 people
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    • enchant the blade by killing people with AIDS
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    • Just get a sword and dip it in your blood cauldron like a normal person
      dudeisme a month
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    • Challenge accepted
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    • loser could make 6963 swords
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    • Thats not even that many people
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    • Great; only 27 people left to go
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    • What if I am my own enemy?
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    • That's... surprisingly low.
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    • So Why the hell wouldn’t loser have 150,000+ swords made for his personal collection??
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    • Challenge Accepted
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    • loser could of made 19,000 swords
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    • ok only 5 more ppl to go...
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    • Anyone else find it weird that we need metals in our bodies to live but we can't eat raw metal or we'll die but we have to get our metal from damn plants
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    • If i kill that many people and boil the blood away so all I’m left with is metal, then i can make a sword? Nice...
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    • How about I shorten the time and deaths by making a dagger
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    • Challenge accepted, only need 5 more.
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    • oh sweet halfway there
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    • So doesn’t the picture prove that someone did that?
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    • Easy my school has more than 600 students
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    • You would have to kill 359,000 people to make the iron throne
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    • That's not as many as I thought it would be.
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    • So human blood is about $1500 per gallon and there's 1.5 gal per average human body so yer looking at about $808k to forge this legally
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    • I'm just gonna save this for a dnd magic item
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    • Bruh that’s one week for john wick
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    • Bold of you to assume I kill my enemies. What if I tie them up in my basement and drain their blood little by little so that the iron comes back??
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    • Ight, so guys listen. Theres this sword I really really want. But i need 359 of you to die. Total win-win scenario here. Whos in?
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    • Bold of you to assume I'd only make one sword.
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    • With that in mind, pretty sure doom guy can have his own sword then... And armor...and car... And iron house
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    • What if I mix in some STD blood? Do I get extra damage?
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    • How many vegans would it take to make a sword from their blood? All of them.
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    • All right 100 people left to kill
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    • Its time
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    • So did Genghis Khan have a sword made of his enemy’s blood? He did kill a lot of people and that sounds like something he would’ve done
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    • Or like 500 enemies with iron deficiency
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    • There should be a petition or some shit so people can donate blood to make a sword
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    • Damn, Zabuza’s sword’s ability lookin sketchy af now
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    • Okay just finished, but what do I do with the body’s?
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    • IF you're doing 20-30% Carbon! Which actually makes the word very brittle! 10% is the norm, which would bring the total to 399 (or 400 if you're gonna round) just on average!
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    • Only 241 to go
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    • Nice I can make 2
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    • That's actually not as many as I would have thought
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    • What if you just donate blood to yourself 359 times. Then you can have a sword out of you
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    • And that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
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    • The average human body has 0.2 mg of gold in them. Doing the math relative to this, you would need to kill 7180000 people and perfectly extract all of the gold out of their body to make a golden sword the same size of the iron sword being made out of the iron in a human body.
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    • I'm actually surprised at how low that number is
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    • Then if u use there bones for the extra carbon u can make steel
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    • How would you extract the iron from the blood though?
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    • sounds like a skyrim quest to me
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    • Level up: new weapon acquired, Blood of thy enemies
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    • That's why the Ebony Blade is so op.
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    • It takes way less to make only the pommel tho, which you can then throw at people to end them rightly
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    • If you've already killed that many people you probably don't need a sword
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    • Or milk the blood of one man for years
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    • Or you keep 1 as a prisoner and over the course of a few years you slowly drain the blood from there body slower than they can produce it. Then burn them alive and use their ash as carbon to strengthen the iron from there blood into high strength steel.
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    • Me: Hey Google, how much blood do I need to extract to make a sword from iron. Google: 466.7 gallons. Me: How much blood is in a human body. Google: ( *) ( *)
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    • You would actually need more that that if you were killing indiscriminately. Females tend to have much less iron in their bodys in comparison to males. That and, depending on how big the individual is or how physically fit they are also affect overall iron quality
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    • That’s actually not as much as I’d think
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    • Dexter “say no more”
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    • You could take iron and forge with the bones of your enemies to make carbon steel and use their blood to quench the blade. Just saying so you can go on and conquer the world quicker.
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    • Or just use [METALLICA]
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    • i showed this to a coworker he told me that i could make a sword from scrap metal much easier.. i do NOT want a sword crafted from the scrap metal of my enemies. plus at the point that you’ve got a sword made of your enemies blood that shits gotta be enchanted or something
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    • Only 359?
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    • *Happy Risotto noises*
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