• To combat declining
birth rate, Japan to
begin offering
"Breeding Visas" to
foreigners
My time has come
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    • Sorry, this was an article posted as an April Fools joke back in 2018. There's no such thing as a "Breeding Visa".
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    • This is actuallt a false article that was written as a joke. It is very unlikely that such a thing would occur due to the moral ramifications, and the fact that Japan is so notoriously xenophobic. Just filling in for my master!
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    • Finally government mandated gf
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    • I like how the weebs who can’t get a girl here think they’re going to go to Japan and everything will change.
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    • They wouldn’t let any acne scarred redditors in bud
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    • My time has cum
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    • This was an April fools day joke that y’all are falling for in July...
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    • Still won’t get any
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    • Maybe if their genitals weren't blurry....
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    • CumChecker this true?
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    • Joseph be like
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    • April fools prank...I followed it down the rabbit hole and everything looked legit at first...then the Naruto test told me instantly.
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    • The time to cum has come
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    • InfoChecker where you at when i need you the most?
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    • You really trying to create a half Britannian?
      willgnyc 8 jul
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    • yes
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    • My time has come
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    • I read the article, it literally says “Source: April Fools!”
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    • Finally I can get a big tiddy anime gf
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    • there was a hanime close to this
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    • Japan doesn't even let foreigners fuck Japanese whores. You can only fuck the Chinese and Korean ones.
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    • Aren’t they against foreigners which is why they have a declining birth rate?
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    • HONEY PACK MY BAGS IM GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP! -What no! Take the kids to your bitch mothers house! - BECAUSE I SAID SO! -Ok love you too
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    • Sadly, the Japanese are very xenophobic. They wouldnt want a bunch of half breeds running around, I guess.
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    • Join the Marines and get top in your class, you'll be stationed in Okinawa with all the old Japanese pussy a dude could want
      Cyperian 8 jul
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    • MY TIME HAS COME I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN, SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY TOO THE SKIES SEE CAROLUS RISE
      Tim224 8 jul
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    • That goes entirely against their whole view of national purity
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    • It was an April fool's joke, sadly it's not real. Like so others can see
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    • It's an April fool's joke from like 3 years ago lmao
      Vuber 8 jul
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    • Yall dirty weebs think you'll get a girl just for moving there?
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    • OK so I'm actually with a Japanese girlfriend for 6 years.. So...
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    • Do people actually believe this
      Pemex 8 jul
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    • Isn’t there a hentai based on this?
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    • Well the age of consent in Japan is 13 soooooo.....
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    • I thought it was super overcrowded over there though, I get the old people are dying and etc so you have to combat that but bro.. it’s so fucking crowded there.. edit: this for girls too?
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    • Guys? I’m sooo relatable.. cause I’m lonely and sad and stuff. Japan yeah? Planes and riding.. relatable and stuff
      Trinkit 8 jul
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    • Me omw to single-handedly save Japan and its birth rate https://ifunny.co/fun/83mlmK3g7
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    • Isnt this a hentai plot
      Osravix 8 jul
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    • Dm. For. Admiral. Ackbar. NUDES!!
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    • Tomio 8 jul
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    • Isn’t there a hentai based on this?
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    • My time has come... to come
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    • The birth rate is declining because there’s not enough women, so guys aren’t gonna come over there and fix the issue, they need women
      CCRASHY2 8 jul
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    • Yeah, as if they’d grant your ugly asses a sex visa
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    • I volunteer as tribute
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    • Road trip!
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    • Even if this was real, there would be TONS of regulations and selection processes to filter out most any loser willing to jump at the chance.
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    • If I went to Japan itd be for sight seeing.
      Jackeal 8 jul
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    • This has to be the plot of a hentai
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    • Why?
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    • They don’t want any inferior white genes polluting their gene pool
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    • Well boys, I got my fuck license. I’m off to Japan.
      seid 8 jul
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    • Lmao anyone who needs a government pass to fuck isn’t going to fuck anyway
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    • Finally I can get some real anime pussy.
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    • God I wish, I want to help my fellow man.
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    • Ew, premarital sex.
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    • Finally time time has come for aneko
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    • :3 where them lolis at
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    • Line up boys, we in there
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    • Domo Arigato Gozaimas
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    • Oh boy
      Weird 8 jul
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    • _Calvin_ 8 jul
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    • Finally another test I can fail at.
      Luxina 8 jul
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    • My time has come to cum
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    • Oh shit, very good news
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    • My time to cum
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    • fluffy 8 jul
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    • No it’s my time too come
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    • My time to cum
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    • Oh fuck yea
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    • Hm. If i go, can i stay out of horny jail
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    • On god?
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    • Probably fake but I'm going to laugh anyway
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    • Yo where my schoolgirls at
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    • Last thing we need is more people on this planet
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    • I'm in. Im attractive so I get Japanese gf.
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    • I fucked this snake girl
      Boat_Man 8 jul
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    • Wouldn't a declining birthrate be a good thing?
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    • Doesnt japan have a high birth rate and that you can only have like 1 child because of overpopulation, please correct me if I'm wrong I heard this in like middle school
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    • Monkey
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    • Or make your health insurance pay for birth control
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    • If it was true I’d laugh my ass off ass Japan is like 90 percent guys anyway
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    • It's time to come
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    • It was a April fools joke
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    • Omw to breed Japanese women
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    • I wanna sign up asap lolz
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    • License to FUCK
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    • Time to go thru the jungle 😎😎😎😎... get it? Cuz they dont really shave their pubes?? Haha.. ha
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    • don’t they push a lot of porn there so they can increase the population or something
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    • License to fuck
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    • I will sire an army of Kazuhira Millers, forming a new subrace in Japan.
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    • Population problem. 😂
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    • I'm glad to know this is false, the last thing we need right now before interplanetary colonization is overpopulation.
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    • Japs love those American guys. Filipina's too.
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    • Sadly not true guys
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