• tna daze @turntdais would u hit me with a car for
$1,000,000 <\3
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    • I’d save the body for later
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    • Women ask the stupidest shit in the world lmao. Like yes "Tna daze" I'd run you over. Shit I'd probably run you over for free if I wouldn't be charged
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    • I would hit her with a car for free
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    • Hell I'd do it for a Klondike bar
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    • I’ll fucking do it for free. Actually, no please do give me the 1M, I’ll need it for bail on the charge of vehicular manslaughter and excessive cruelty
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    • You mean I can hit it AND get paid? You son of a bitch, I'm IN.
      erma4nerd 25 sep
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    • ___L___ 25 sep
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    • I’d hit you with a car for $20
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    • Are you kidding me? That's far too quick. I'd rather use my fists so I can savor the moment.
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    • Deadmau5 25 sep
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    • That depends, do I get in trouble or are there no charges?
      kamsayn 25 sep
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    • I'd do it if it was for a burger kings chicken sandwich
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    • I mean fuck ya if I don't have to face charges
      DIOs_mio 25 sep
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    • I'd do it for a pack of gum
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    • Ibwould be stupid not to
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    • *Throws hot wheel at her* where's my money?
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    • They didn't say how fast 👉👈 so I would simply put it into first gear and reV THAT LIMITER TO THE MAX NIGGA FUCK THAT BITCH
      Angel 25 sep
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    • *beans her with a hot wheels car and walks away rich*
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    • I mean unless you let me fuck you a million time to compensate for the money lost
      sportyspy 25 sep
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    • Can i have the corpse for free after?
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    • "No queen! You're so precious!"...is what you thought I'd say. But unfortunately for you, I would literally hit anyone with a car for a McDonald's cheeseburger.
      MsGoddess 25 sep
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    • Bitch I would hit you, brake, and put my car is reverse run you over and I would do that 1000x for a million dollars
      tanjesus 25 sep
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    • What is the original comic?
      Hrathcie 26 sep
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    • I hate when people post shit like this. Bitch, I'd fucking run you over for free if I was guaranteed to get away with it.
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    • DogeDojo 26 sep
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    • Yeah, I'd do that for muuuuuch less money...
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    • I would nuke California for a a free bar of soap
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    • Absolutely. Set for life and another thot gone? Perfect.
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    • Id hit her going fast enough to noon us both for free
      THUNT 25 sep
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    • A million dollars? That would help pay for my mom's cancer treatments so he'll fuckin yea I would
      ssjBrohan 25 sep
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    • As long as I have the body, I'm good. Some nice flesh and fresh blood on the side
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    • I would hit her with my car just on a deal that I won’t go to jail
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    • Honestly as long as it wouldn't noon or truly permanently maim them (like put them in a coma or paralyze them from the neck down) then yeah if absolutely do it basically no matter who I'm hitting, I'll pay for all of their medical bills and recovery using the money.
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    • I hit her with my car for a travis scott meal. and then take her unconscious body home for unclassified reasons
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    • I’d hit her with a fucking bus for an extra small McDonald’s sprite
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    • Money and some sweet dead pussy? I'm sold
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    • Off to the isekai.
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    • It’s like they know what people are going to say they just want attention
      EchoTruth 25 sep
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    • Do i get to keep the corpse?
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    • I'd pay to throw it in reverse and run you over again
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    • I don't care bout gamer girls. Course I'm gonna ram you
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    • I’d hit her with a car for a cheeseburger
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    • Ill do it for a McDonald’s sprite
      Meza11 25 sep
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    • I'd do it for a McDonald's sprite
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    • Taxed or untaxed? Either way imma still do it but im just curious
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    • I'd do it for free
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    • I would pay $1,000,000 to stab her in the neck
      Cajun 25 sep
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    • Never said what type of car. I’d throw a toy car at her and make BANK
      420GetLit 25 sep
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    • I'd do it for free.
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    • Yeah then I can also lose my virginity
      graves14 25 sep
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    • Lmao id run her over for a fucking whataburger
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    • I would pay 1,000,000 to run you over
      Litron 26 sep
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    • Not gonna lie I would hit you with a car for a Cold (root) beer and a hot burger with my friends
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    • I would literally do it for a foot long sub
      Greg1987 25 sep
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    • I'd scissor her
      Danny 25 sep
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    • Yes 1,000,000 is not less than 3.
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    • These girls gotta get over themselves, we’d do a lot more for a lot less
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    • Look at the tweets pic
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    • No, but that doesn't mean I don't like you.
      ECHO5ECHO 25 sep
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    • same energy
      Qlancy 25 sep
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    • See, what happens if I don't? What happens then? What's the point of this question? Obviously, I would run this bitch over, and use that money to pay off my parents house and buy myself a humble house too to live with my girl in. Pay tuition, and donate some still. What a retarded question.
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    • Good thing I call my penis a car
      Tyreal 26 sep
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    • You'd honestly have to pay me not to.
      Nakura 25 sep
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    • gonna use the whole speedometer on her
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    • Luring 26 sep
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    • It’s funny how average looking girls think they cute and how they think we need them
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    • I’d do it for free
      Yatsuto 25 sep
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    • I’d do it for tree fiddy
      Tranquin 25 sep
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    • Id do it for free just to watch her fly
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    • I mean do we smash before or what
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    • Hit you with my car then hit you from the back
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    • I'd do it for tree fiddy
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    • I'd do it for free
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    • Id noon you and youre favorite person for 1 months rent
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    • We going over her body and flooring the bitch in reverse
      DirtBlock 26 sep
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    • This is like saying please hit me with a truck you’ll win 1,000,000 dollars
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    • I would hit you for free
      kjds 25 sep
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    • Not Only could i pay for the damages to my car, I have a new fuck doll
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    • Vroom, vroom, here comes the boom
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    • Hit could mean just sideswipe her
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    • Not even giving an alternative, it's just get a bunch of money
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    • I'd do it for 1 dollar
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    • Yo is that a Slipknot reference?
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    • Depends on legel reprecussions
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    • MadSapper 26 sep
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    • I'll let you pick the car for your last wish
      Justaeric 25 sep
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    • Yes but not too fast because a murder charge would suck and if the airbags deploy that would salvage my car
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    • Me: Yeah just hold on Her: wait what are you doing with that dildo? Me: *straps in on front bumper* alright get ready!
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