• '
gonna time travel back to the middle ages so I can have
some fun eating wormy gruel and hopefully top off the
entire experience by getting stabbed in the stomach over
a dispute about a couple of coins
avvocarlo
l5
% dogpaws
you can do all of that in newjersey
sounds dope
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    • Peasants actually had pretty good healthy food. Salmon, green beans in portage, wheat bread, etc.
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    • As someone from New Jersey I can confirm that it takes less than "a dispute over a couple of coins" for people to stab you here
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    • As a new Jerseyan I agree
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    • huh which side of new Jersey yall on? we just drive real fuckin fast
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    • I live in NJ and it’s nothing like- shit get away, you won’t take my wormy gruel or my coins!!!
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    • Everything is legal in New Jersey 😭
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    • I’d go back and fuck a shit ton of women raw and then come back.
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    • Can confirm. Stay away from this state.
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    • Make all the jokes you want dumbass Midwest states, at least we have pizza and bagels that don’t taste like play dough
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    • Nah. We don't do that anymore. We stab each other over credit cards now.
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    • Remember this is just north jersey okay south jersey is chill
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    • Ayy man, besides the pockets of pollution in the air NJ isn’t that bad.
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    • Its actually true. Hop on i80 east and you can take your pick of where you want to get stabbed. Paterson, or keep driving and youll be in Newark fresh for stabbing
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    • Coming from Jersey I say Camden is where you want to be for that.
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    • Shit, if I had access to time travel, I'd go back in time and bring technology like a generator, my phone, and my computer, and I'd obtain a god-like reverence. Then I'd rule over my peasants as a god. Then, when I'm on my deathbed, I'll flip them the bird and die, so they can realize I tricked them
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