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    • Except they aren't 12 inches, fuckin cheapskates.
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    • You know what they meant 😏
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    • Hey Jared I’ll take the foot long...fully loaded 😉
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    • Girls who dont know about shrinkage: “wait what”
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    • FRE SHAVOCADO
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    • Balls shrink. A penis doesnt. Well it does but not cause its cold
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    • Jesus if their subs are 12 inches I can't imagine how long their doms would be
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    • Alot of subway are closed for ng down. Is this the start of the next recession? The last one around 08 was the housing market. Join me at 11 as I tell you why this next one will be the educational crisis
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    • We've been 5 dollar foot-wronged
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    • The average "footlong" is just 10 inches
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    • More like 11 inches and they don't even fill the meat all the way to the edge so now we're talking 10 inches
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    • I think you will very much enjoy this:
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    • E L E C T R O N I C B U I S N E S S P R O D U C T S
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    • 11 inches, actually
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    • Dick math
      DonMariachi a month
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    • They aren’t. More like 10
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    • Ok so what’s with the random ass cherry
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    • The foot long I got last time was only like 11 inches. I also got a sandwich.
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    • No shame. Your junk has to turtle up to keep your future kids alive. Truly honorable
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    • They are never actually 12 inches its too short
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    • Too bad Subway sucks
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    • Featured with 5 likes 1 repost, thanks iFunny
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    • Except the subs are 11 inches
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    • Sounds like something Jared said to kids
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    • Even when it's warm outside they arent
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    • They were 12 inches in kids when jarrid was around
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    • 10.5 at best
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    • Oh! It is a penis joke! I get it! Splendid!
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    • "No their not" retarded ass noons, act like we dont have a ruler behind the cabinet
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    • Footlong, not to be confused with the unit of measurement which equals 12 inches
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    • It’s prnoon they’re between 10-11 inches
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    • LIAR! THEYRE 10 INCHES!
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    • Stole it from jimmy johns
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    • My sub is 2 inches when it’s warm
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    • Peach mine is 1cm when cold out 😔
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    • Basically all I have to say is 🧢
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    • am i the only one to laugh at "electronic business products" after that?
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    • Water mark block 100
      lumisawsome a month
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    • Their doms must be impressive
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    • *compares dick to subway sandwich, forgetting it’s only 3” so why am I doing this?*
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    • I know too many people that this joke would go right over their heads like breh, are you male? Then you know this joke
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    • yes, my 11.5 inch penis also shrinks when exposed to chilly temperatures
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    • Dude seriously what the fuck is up with all the porn bullshit
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    • Except they're like 10
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    • Man, if only they could count their inches better than they count their partners age...
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    • Guns bad
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    • They be packing when you aren’t chief.
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    • Jared?
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    • Wow they added the cherries and refeatured it how original
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    • I don’t know I’m a sub and I’m only packing 8
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    • When it's cold my dick inverts so far it comes out of my ass
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    • Hol up
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    • They weren't 12 inches to start
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    • It has something to do with the electronic business products
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    • Subway never sold 12inches lol
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    • Goodnight you beautiful cunt muffins💕
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    • If Jared was still there kids would eat free
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    • I could use some electronic business products
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    • That’s 12 inches without being hard
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    • SOLD
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    • 11 actually
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    • all comments below this are GAY!
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    • They don't get shrinkage
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    • Idk if I can take 12 tbh
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    • How well do they hold up in the pool
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    • It's a dick joke you tard
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    • Too bad subway subs taste like shit
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    • As a subway worker I can indeed confirm this
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    • Thank you cherry emoji, very cool!
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    • It gets longer but just spreads the meat thinner. Fuck you subway, always putting nothing on my sandwiches.
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    • Jimmy Johns is 16in and always cold
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    • not to be racist or anything but lord faarquad is hot as shit
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    • No their subs are only 10-11 inches long. If you want a real sub then find the closest Wegmans (which for most of you will be extremely hard)
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    • Yeah but the subs aren't the ones doing the fucking
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    • I know Subway get’s a lot of shit, but their food is not that bad, imo, but i hate it when they give overly tiny portions, like when i order banana peppers and there is like, 3 in a “12” inch. Im fucking stupid though so, yeah!.!.!
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    • My town has more subways than anything else
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    • Mmm I see you subway. On your subWAY for a roast beef sandwhich.
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    • To bad subs are disgusting anyway
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    • Kek nice
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    • So is mine bitch, you ain't special
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    • Not scientifically possible
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    • Goddamnit Jared
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    • I'm a sub and I'm only 5.5 inches tho
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    • Wouldn't understand if you aren't a guy.
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    • Them shits a solid 10 inches and subway always skimps on the meat
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    • DID I FUCKING STUTTER!?!!
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    • i don’t mind my sub being 12 inches
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    • I wish someone would shove their footlong up my ass
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