• *bars reopen*
me: i'll have the beer tower
bartender: sir, that's for 6 people
[shouting]
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    • “I know what I’m about son”-Ron Swanson
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    • Should have used the Ron Swanson quote “I know what I’m about son”
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    • Just order this shit
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    • Haha I drimk alcohol I'm so old and edgy. Life is meaningless and love is chemicals I'm such a heavy drinker lol you get drunk off of 5 beers? Weak I drink so much and I'm going to let everyone know. My personality is alcohol
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    • Just make it yourself at home. You’ll be alone either way so might as well be alone in private.
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    • I know what im about son
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    • I know what I'm about son
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    • People say shit like this but then black out after 2 beers
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    • All the bacon and eggs you have
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    • Time to get faded af
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    • Shit! On deployment after being at sea for almost 90 days, pulling into Singapore, my group of friends got a tower EACH
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    • I love drinking with friends until we’re all fucked out of our minds. Don’t like that? Fight us, nerd.
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    • “Boy have you lost your mind? Cause I’ll help you fiiiiinnd it!”
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    • Texas is trash
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    • When you take that first sip
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    • Omg you are an alcoholic? That’s so quirky
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    • Their forehead big innit
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    • Also bars: closes again
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    • If ur gonna go to a bar just to get beer why bother going
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    • Liking alcohol isnt a personality
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    • Beer fucking sucks
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    • Boy, have you lost your mind!?!
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    • Is it normal for people to go to bars alone?
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    • I know what I’m about son
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    • Lol I just noticed Toby’s face in the background.
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    • I'm bout to climb that beer tower and you can't tell me nothin
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    • Wrong. Ron Swanson
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    • That's cause instead of stocking up on liquor, you grabbed toilet paper!
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    • Welcome to America 😂😂
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    • So far 2020 reminds me of that scene in the Simpsons movie where all the people in the bar go to church, and all the people in church go to the bar.
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    • If youre over the age of 22, then you should learn by now that going somewhere where drinking is the activity is no longer cool
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    • And that’s how you get alcohol poisoning.
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    • Beer tastes fucking gross, but it makes me feel warm and happy.
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    • Was at a bar friday and an idiot pulled a gun and got arrested
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    • It’s just bear
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    • Seen this before
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    • I just buy beer at the store. Cheaper too
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    • I know what im about son, now bring me that beer and change my name to Swanson
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    • I said that in a British accent
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    • Bars are reclosing in Nevada because you fuckers refuse to wear masks and stay apart
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    • I know what I’m about son
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    • Governor of Arizona closed all the bars last Sunday
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    • Beer tastes like piss fuck you
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    • I know what I'm about son
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    • I feel like that’ll be every guy on earth
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    • Imagine drinking alcohol
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    • Lol here come the drunken retards alcoholics
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    • My wife says I'm a cow so that means I have 4 stomachs now wheres my beer
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    • If u have 6 people drinking the same beer your all disgusting
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    • Better off getting one big drink than 10 little ones lol
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    • Iowa is the only state that you can get drinks to go at the bar lol
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    • I resonate with this imagery
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    • Disappointed there was no Ron Sawanson I know what I’m about son in the comments
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    • Haha my entire personality is alcohol. Laugh guys
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    • Tobi be like -. __-.
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    • did you really wait that long to drink? just buy beer at the store you sad fuck.
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    • I hope not... you fucking idiots need to fuck off from my drive thru window... damn minges
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    • Alcoholism 😎
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    • beer sucks balls
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    • I too an am drunk who beats my family
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    • Funny how we aren’t reopening the bars, but we are reopening school. “Fuck them kids, and the teachers”
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    • What? I drank at bars today
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    • 22 and ive never had a beer or anything like that. Never had an interest
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    • Someone do the Ron Swanson I know what I’m about son meme
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    • Bruh it’s not like you haven’t been able to buy alcohol this entire time
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    • Stanley was a racist prick
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    • HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!? CAUSE I’LL HELP YA FIND IT!!
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    • I have a cdl so when I go to dinner its always 1 and done for me
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    • I always couldn't stand Stanley's character
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    • Y’all know y’all can buy beer at the store normally right?
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    • Bruh they open the bars here for like 6 days then shut them all down again
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    • Ron Swanson would have been better
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    • Wow iFunny really sucks
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    • Idk about y’all but I prefer getting high to getting drunk. When I drink I have to limit myself because I’ve made a few mistakes when blackout
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    • You can buy beer at a store for less than you can buy them at a bar plus you don’t have to deal with the people at the bar
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    • I know what I'm about son
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    • Ha. Get it guys because alcohol.
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    • Ron Swanson energy
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    • Who the hell goes to the bar just to buy overpriced alcohol
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    • Das Boot!
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    • You’d think you could kick alcohol by now. What an expensive addiction while you sit home being a worthless sack of shit during the lockdowns and state closures.
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    • The SC gov said alcohol sales will be prohibited in bars after 11pm tomorrow. His reasoning is because “that’s where young people gather”
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    • Worst part about my stomach is I cant eat or drink a lot. Best part is that it means I have an excuse to order the strongest thing available when I go out
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    • Haha yes I too think alcoholism is funny haha
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