• Titanic sinking*
Jack: we
have a
big piece of
wood we can survive
Rose:
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    • Rose wasn’t bout that communist shit
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    • I like the theory that Jack was never real
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    • Jack has a wood in his pants
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    • They both couldve fit if they tied her life vest under the thing. Mythbusters tested it
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    • chihou 23 jun
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    • Why the American flag? This is just a psyop by the queen to make us forget that most countries in the world are independent from them
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    • Jack knew she was crazy af. He let himself go on purpose
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    • Actually, it's been tested, and if Jack was on the piece of wood as well, they would have sunk.
      _Tae 23 jun
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    • Yes there was room but when jack tried to get on, it started sinking and both of them would have froze
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    • Jack’s one of the first real simps.
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    • Aahh jotaro. With my stand za warudo I can control the stock market and with that the entire capitalistic medium.
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    • It do beez tru doe
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    • Did the cold kiII jack or did he drown?
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    • Jack had a big piece of wood.
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    • Women am i right?
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    • Tbh, she was prob too fat for both to fit.
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    • Wait i never saw the movie sombody explain
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    • I always thought the Titanic scene was bullshit because the air temperature is actually lower than the water temperature. Rose is far from dry so that bitch should’ve died before my Knigge Jack that’s just what I’m saying.
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    • There was no way for him to get on top of it without flipping it and making it sink
      Psalm 23 jun
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    • I think Mythbusters said something about that the wood could not have actually held them both above water but if they put the life jacket underneath the wood it would have made it buoyant enough for both of them to stay afloat.
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    • They both honestly would of survived
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    • Fucking Rose, such a bitch
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    • It's like people never played in the pool with a kick board
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    • Thank you for my 8th feature
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    • Better dead than red
      WhiteCT 25 jun
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    • We?
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    • At least we haven't murdered indiscriminately.
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    • Rather be dead than red
      Xbalanque 23 jun
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    • I like this format. I like it a lot.
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    • “I have a big piece of wood I have can survive”
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    • Now hear me out... what if they just took turns getting on and off the wooden board? Would they still die?
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    • Free market capitalism is inherently undemocratic. But that's ok because the general population isn't smart enough for democracy
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    • They tried in the movie and it didn't work, its like yall have never seen it and just know a part of a scene and make a theory without actually seeing it
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    • Big chungis
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    • god this reminded me of that batshit insane animated disney titanic movie
      tiger_Fox 26 jun
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    • Why do people act like they didnt try to share that door? He very clearly tries to get on and it starts to sink. God damn, let this stupid complaint die.
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    • Sometimes I dont think any of you fuckers actually watched that scene
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    • I’ve seen this FUCKING MEME five times THIS FUCKING WEEK. Fuck. Off. Ifunny.
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    • Ah yes!! amerikkkan greed....
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    • the door wouldn't hold them both because it kept flipping over is what i saw /ooc
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    • Copper 26 jun
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    • Jack just wanted to hit it. We all did. We all would’ve done the same.
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    • This was kinda funny the first time it was featured, it’s not anymore.
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    • Wow ifunny, featuring the same twice at the same time in the sane set of features.
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    • Rose is a whore. She didn't give a shit about Jack.
      sotemox 26 jun
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    • Well. They were going to America so...
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    • so why couldent they take turns on it?
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    • To be fair the movie far over exaggerated the space
      iShitPost 25 jun
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    • Rose was the worst girlfriend ever
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    • Mythbusters proved it wouldn't have worked
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    • I don't get it...
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    • If only rose wasn’t a clingy bitch and stayed on her fuckin life boat he could’ve survived
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    • It was brih ish
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    • Jack if you wasn't such a simp you would have lived
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    • sounds like communist propaganda but ok
      Mamimi 24 jun
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    • Jack was sounding a bit too communist and had to go
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    • They couldn't fit both of them on it bcuz it kept a sinking. Even the directors said that
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    • haley1778 24 jun
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    • Is everyone forgetting that rose tried to get Jack on the piece of wood and he was like "there's not enough room" and then just fuckin died
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    • It would have sunk had they both been on it.
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    • Everyone always bases their opinions and “facts” from the movie. I doubt the movie guys had the exact measurements of the door guys.
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    • The water was probably so cold it gave him debilitation and hypothermia, with no escape to land and his muscles being useless, death was better. And she’s a stereotyped woman, she couldn’t lift him
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    • Jack is a simp
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    • Jack would've died to hypothermia anyways
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    • lol she wasn’t even American
      _moshi_ 24 jun
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    • KilI himself
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    • Epstein didnt
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    • Wasn't she English?
      hello1764 24 jun
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    • We all know Jack was getting that sloppy toppy from under da sea
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    • Maybe if both of then had gotten on it would have gone underwater
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    • He might be ready for a double-wide surprise
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    • FFKSean 24 jun
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    • Had they used their life vests to help the door float both of them could’ve fit onto the door without the door sinking
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    • That movie is dumb. She could have gotten on one of the boats and had the same result.
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    • If jack wanted to be up there with rose he would’ve been. His every intent that night was just making sure she lived.
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    • It was proven by mithbusters that only 1 of them could balance on that at a time withought sinking
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    • "Hehehe fuck off doc im jacking off"
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    • Death is a more preferable alternative to communism
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    • Why is America there. Makes no sense
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    • I've been studying the titanic for about 9 years now, should I keep going or no?
      Scrimage 24 jun
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    • Y didnt he just find another piece of wood
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